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Sixth Soysurgency

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The Sixth Soysurgency is a soysurgency that started on June 14th, 2026 and is currently ongoing. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving an image of Mexiaryan with a pedophile flag and a Swinny badge on the 'ru meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru,[1] intolerance over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.[2] As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.[3]

Jannies responded by adding more filters that automoves threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ [4], which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Cobblestone's email which was leaked by Limeade was also datamined.[5] Admist the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. Several 'teens downloaded it, sparking arguments over whether it was malware, 'p, or SNCA.[6] The malware links also get posted with images of a tranime rat thing attached.

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

DOWN WITH QUOTE, DOWN WITH THE PEDOS

Snopes

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