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VPN


A Virtual Private Network, VPN, shown on the Sharty's /pol/ as [VPN], is a service that conceals your IP address. V'PNs work by sending your data to a proxy server, which then forwards your data to the destination server. Most VPNs also feature various data encryption methods to add an additional layer of security from bad actors snooping on your internet traffic.
If someone does something very brimmy
What is a VPN?
Simply put, VPNs are a service that simply extend the end, or exit, of your network to somewhere else in the world, acting as a "barrier" between you and the internet. This is achieved by sending your data to a proxy server, which then forwards your data to the destination server, but with its identifying data, like its IP. Think of it as an extra route your coal has to go, while making it seem like it was the VPN who posted said coal, you SLF. With others also using this service and therefore sharing the same VPN IP, your traffic is effectively anonymized.
If you use a VPN 24/7, do not change your DNS from its default to another dataminer, unless the VPN you use also provides an encrypted DNS service, such as Mullvad, or if you use it only periodically.
VPNs can be both paid access, which typically gives you access to more countries and higher data rates, or free, which gives you less access, with most free VPNs only being able to connect to countries such as Poland, Finland, Germany, UK[why the fuck do you want to larp as this surveillance state?], Canada, and America with either limited data rates and/or a data cap.
There are also more advanced VPNs which send your data through multiple servers to ensure maximum security and the lowest likelihood of being backtraced. This is commonly called "multihop."
Should I use a VPN?
Yes. There is very little reason as to why you should not. Advantages of using a VPN are:
- Hiding traffic from your ISP (Internet Service Provider)[a][b]
- Hiding your IP from websites you visit[c]
- If you live in a shithole country[d] shift your geographic location, which may allow you access to some geo-blocked sites.
- Do not think that Tor is the best free VPN. The Tor network and a VPN are fundamentally different services. Tor exit nodes can be created by anyone and can log all activity that passes through the node. An incident in 2020 revealed that some exit nodes were raping cryptofags by downgrading their traffic security[1]. A Tor exit node is also far, far more likely to be blocked than a VPN, impacting your 'teen activities significantly. 'Teens are advised to use a VPN for most cases, not Tor.[e]
VPNs are NOT adequate for:
- Some normalGOD activity, such as when trying to access your bank, as you will instantly be denied access due to anti-fraud or anti-spam measures. Many VPN ads say you should use a VPN for banking sites, but regular HTTPS is adequate 99% of the time.
- Situations requiring complete anonymity.
- Usage with the Tor network,[f]
- Ban evasion without the necessary precaution,[g][h]
VPN Drawbacks
A VPN is not a 100%, foolproof solution.
Remember to maintain good OPSEC etiquette while conducting your usual 'teen activity, and don't fall into a false sense of security under any circumstances.
As mentioned earlier, VPNs simply add an extra route for your traffic and switch traffic identity from you to the VPN service. In the exact same manner as how your ISP logs your activity when not using a VPN, a VPN service will log your activity[i]
Some other drawbacks are:
- VPNs do not hide your browsing habits (i.e., you can live in the United States and use a Japanese VPN, but you will still be posting during peak U.S. hours, casting doubt on who you really are)
- VPNs do not stop HTTP websites from leaking all your shit everywhere,
- VPNs may reduce your traffic speed,
- and, as mentioned earlier, impact your access to sites and services.
These are not problematic enough to not use a VPN.
Features to enable
If your VPN has these features available, there is no real reason not to enable them. They either improve your privacy or improve the VPN's functionality.
- Multihop: Multihop sends traffic through multiple VPN servers to prevent you from being tracked.
- Quantum-resistant tunnel: A quantum-resistant tunnel uses encryption methods that are more resistant to being cracked by a quantum computer, though that is probably not a risk unless you are a very high-profile target.
- DAITA: Stands for "Defense Against AI-guided Traffic Analysis." Even though VPN traffic is encrypted, AI can analyze the size and frequency of packets to guess what you are doing. DAITA prevents this by sending random noise packets.
- Ad blocking: Self explanatory.
- Kill switch: A kill switch will turn off all network connectivity on your device if your VPN loses its connection. Some VPNs have a more aggressive mode for this where it will not allow any connectivity whatsoever unless the VPN is connected.
Recommendations
See also: Ban evasion#Utilities_and_Tools
Mullvad
Mullvad is very good and reasonably priced at 5β¬ a month, but it has relatively few servers to choose from. It's seen as very private doe because you can mail them cash[j] instead of using a credit card or something and because you don't have to provide any personal information when you register an account. They don't keep logs of your connections in storage[i], making it safe from law enforcement to collect data on their users. One famous instance of this no-logs policy being proven true was in 2023 when Mullvad was raided by the Swedish Police, who then left empty handed as no evidence was found.[2][3][4] The company's founder and co-owner also made a huge donation to Sweden's anti-immigration populist party.ποΈ[5] Due to these factors, Mullvad is a Swedish win.
IVPN
IVPN is another service similar to Mullvad in policy, and is based in Gibraltar. They also accept cash and Monero. No free trial available.
Windscribe
Windscribe is a good alternative and has one of the better free plans, and their paid plans can go as low as $3 a month. However, their website and X account are filled to the brim with unfunny Reddit tranny humor, so don't use it unless you're okay with your money funding that.
ProtonVPN
Proton VPN is fast but it's overpriced as hell if you don't want to use the shitty free version. It costs $10 a month for the "plus" version and $13 a month for Proton Unlimited which includes the VPN plus Proton Mail, Drive, and Calendar or something, though you do get a discount for buying a year at a time. Many ProtonVPN servers are banned from the Sharty doe as this service is a favorite of hostile offsiters and failtrolls.
Use caution as they will collaborate with law enforcement readily and VVILL provide payment info and IP addresses.[6][k]. Just don't buy using a credit card and sign up on Tor and you'll be fine.
Coal to Avoid
Free VPNs
There are a shitload of "free" VPN apps on the App Store and Google Play Store. These VPNs are usually not maintained by reputable providers and probably fingerprint you and sell your data.
NordVPN and Surfshark
NordVPN and Surfshark are owned by the same company. Both are proprietary and do not have a proven no-logs policy. They often sponsor YouTubers who clearly have no idea what a VPN even is.
ExpressVPN
ExpressVPN is coal for similar reasons as NordVPN and Surfshark. Like those, it is proprietary and is shilled by many YouTubers. It is owned by Israel.
RiseUp
Uniquely, RiseUp is a non-profit and free VPN provider. It has a smaller amount of servers than others. It is hosted by shitlibs and will comply with law enforcement. It's fine, but Mullvad is probably the best VPN you can use, as most "free" VPNs have to operate somehow. Avoid Riseup.
Tuxler
Main article: SNCA:Tuxler
Tuxler is a "VPN service" that is actually a botnet. It allows users to route traffic through each other's networks instead of dedicated VPN servers. While this does allow users to use sites that block VPN servers, it has the obvious downside of having no control over what people are doing with your network (and thus your IP address), so you could get arrested for downloading 'P or participating in terrorist 'cords if you use it.
Uses

On Imageboards
Due to the nature of imageboards, ban evasion, datamining, and IP leaking are very common things.[this is more of an issue on splinters or if you make quote's clitty leak]
Using a VPN solves nearly all of these issues most of the time. VPNs are also helpful during raids to evade IP-bans or geofencing so we can constantly come back if the target site doesn't have any anti-VPN measures.
VPNs are also often used by disruptive offsite groups to spam coal and other vantayellow brimstone on the catty and more generally to demoralize 'teens. They were infamously used to spam 'P on the sharty until the media approval system thankfully wiped that out. Because of this, many VPN IP addresses are banned from the Sharty. Attempting to post with a VPN might also result in receiving a "You look like a bot" message.
Self-hosting and Other Information
If you don't trust any providers, you could host your own VPN on a server in a data center somewhere. This may be more easily traceable for the glowies thoughever unless you take extra precautions.

These VPN services are coal and should be avoided for a variety of reasons. Reasons include being a proprietary spyware honeypot, being overpriced, or being run by trannies.
Protocols
There are two main VPN protocols in use today: OpenVPN and WireGuard. There are other proprietary protocols, but you shouldn't use those since they can't be independently audited.
OpenVPN
OpenVPN is the older of the two main protocols. It uses the OpenSSL encryption library and the TLS protocol. It allows peers to authenticate using pre-shared secret keys, certificates, or a username and password. Many firewall systems have a built-in OpenVPN implementation.
OpenVPN connections can be easily detected using deep packet inspection.[7] This means that while eavesdroppers can't see exactly what websites you're using, they can see what VPN server you're connecting to and they can block the connection.
OpenVPN is considered reasonably secure, but inefficient compared to newer protocols like WireGuard.
WireGuard
Wireguard is a lighter, better-performing, and more secure protocol. It has been integrated into the Linux kernel since version 5.6 in 2020. It uses UDP instead of TCP and fully supports IPv6.[8][9] Mullvad has exclusively used WireGuard since 2026[10] and the devs are working on their own WireGuard implementation called GotaTun.[11]
Notes
- β This does not mean that your ISP is fully blinded. (((They))) will still know you are actively using the bandwidth and sending traffic, just not the content and destination of said traffic.
- β Eurocucks and Nips beware: any copyright-related activity like torrenting WILL cause you IRL trouble. DO NOT DO IT without a VPN or you will be fined or sent letters threatening you with rape.
- β Websites are not "fooled" by a VPN, virtually every public VPN IP is known to be a VPN, and there might be restrictions imposed on you.
- β VPNs are illegal in Belarus, China, Iran, Iraq, and blocked in Myanmar, Turkey, UAE, and Uganda. While it's unlikely you will face legal action for using them, you have been warned. Do not use anything fishy. At the same time, these countries are the ones that restrict access to the internet and rape their citizens, so you are advised to use one.
- β So why use Tor at all? The simple explanation is that Tor bounces your traffic through decentralized multiple nodes, and provides anonymity bar none. A VPN, on the other hand, provides better privacy and security, is faster, and places all your trust in a central service, for better or worse.
- β There are many myths about whether you should use a VPN with Tor or not. Currently, there is NO need to turn your VPN off when using the Tor service, and it will not cause any compromise or improvement to security or anonymity. Really, the only issue is shit will load even slower and make you seethe more. Plus, you would be wasting money for a paid service if you already route all your traffic through the Tor network. The verdict by Snopes is that you should turn it off just so shit loads faster.
- β Whether or not a website will allow you to register an account using a VPN depends per site, but overall, it is unlikely. 4cuck, for example, prohibits posting with a VPN without paying them money.
- β Other than fingerprinting, retarded ban evasion, such as immediately resuming the same behavior that got you banned, will immediately make it obvious to site staff that you are the same faggot and get you 'nished immediately, and permanently.
- β 9.0 9.1 Do NOT trust services that claim to be log-free. Though this depends on the country, VPN services are required by law to keep logs. VPNs will also save payment information that can potentially identify who you are. For Mullvad, the situation is different. Mullvad is based in Sweden and therefore governed by Swedish law; Sweden is part of intelligence sharing. A 2023 raid by Swedish police showed that no logs were being kept, but this is not definitive proof due to technical details beyond the scope of this article, and do not concern your 'teen activity. Tl;dr use Mullvad, ignore every other service that claims to be log free, including Proton, who was proven in court to log.
- β They accept the following currencies for cash payments: EUR, USD, GBP, SEK, NOK, CHF, CAD, AUD, NZD.
- β The information provided in this case was the payment information connected to the user's email address; they do not retain logs of user use.
Snopes
- β https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-1003-42/https://therecord.media:443/thousands-of-tor-exit-nodes-attacked-cryptocurrency-users-over-the-past-year
- β https://cf.mickai.me/7828f2053e63d1a829afdebc.html
- β https://cf.mickai.me/bc515f19b47076d13b95e451.html
- β https://cf.mickai.me/09076a93bbf7a43083a3ee9c.html
- β https://cf.mickai.me/592768548e12dd72e397017a.html
- β Original article (Paywalled) [
https://archive.ph/20260305233453/https://www.404media.co/proton-mail-helped-fbi-unmask-anonymous-stop-cop-city-protestor/[dead] Archive without paywall] - β https://www.petsymposium.org/foci/2024/foci-2024-0016.pdf
- β https://www.wireguard.com/
- β https://www.wireguard.com/papers/wireguard.pdf
- β https://cf.mickai.me/246653ee2a96971ce4a896b4.html
- β https://cf.mickai.me/63dc0322748a80906ddda9df.html
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