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George Floyd
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
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George Perry Floyd Jr. (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020), known posthumously as St. George, was a pavement ape of the species Homo americanus niger best known for xer inability to inspire oxygen and overdosing on fent. Xe was a trans queen before xer tragic murder. Xer death was the catalyst for the Great Chimpout of 2020, orchestrated by (((the media))) and the Trump administration[Marge...] to save Our Democracy.™
Due to xer asphyxia, xe is the only one strong enough to tolerate the stench of Pajeets.
Ever since George Floyd died, xe has left a great hole in our hearts, as well as a great hole on our walls.
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Big Floyd
Before “the knee” happened, St. George was a member of the Houston rap collective The Screwed Up Click under the alias of “Big Floyd”. In memory of his life, I we have included some of his tracks below for your enjoyment. It’s what he would’ve wanted.
- Big Floyd - Dj Screw - Sittin On Top the World (HQ)
- Big Floyd - Dj Screw - Cocktails (HQ)
- Big Floyd - Freestyle (screwed and chopped)
George Droyd Negro AI
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George Droyd was a robot designed and developed by Microsoft in the Rust programming language as part of their Fent Reactor project. The project, along with the creation of George Droyd, was funded by the Black Lives Matter organization. The development of the Fent Reactor began days after Floyd's tragic overdose. Those who worked on the Fent Reactor recall its development as "risky" and "dangerous" due to its use of highly advanced and unpredictable mechanisms - one little mistake, and the entire project would catch flames and possibly drive Microsoft into bankruptcy. When rumors about the project began circulating, it received mixed reactions. Some saw the project as "revolutionary", mentioning it as "a way to give a second chance to the dead". Others thought the project was dumb and dangerous, mostly because of the Fent Reactor's constant use of fentanyl and other highly dangerous drugs.it's called the Fent Reactor for something nigga are you fucking retarded or what? Microsoft wouldn't confirm the development of the Fent Reactor until a few months later, where they also announced they would unveil it around the second quarter of 2021. With this groundbreaking technology, Microsoft would try to bring George Floyd back to life with the cooperation of the CIA and the Department of Energy, stitching together his essence from digital fragments. On May 11, 2021, Microsoft stunned the world with the reveal of the Fent Reactor at a public convention held near their headquarters. Microsoft itself described the Fent Reactor as a "marvel capable of giving consciousness to and resuscitating the dead". At that same convention, they displayed none other than George Droyd ximself. People were atonished - reviving people from the dead and androids were something they thought to be possible only in science fiction. However, during the convention, George Droyd's NMBC (Negro Microprocessor Brain Chip) malfunctioned and began firing at people with xeir Fentanyl Ray, before removing a rocket from xeir rectum and flying away, never to be seen again. The incident killed 271 people and injured around 6,000, some critically. Certain rumors say George Droyd's NMBC wasn't malfunctioning, but instead that a hacktivist group were able to access George Droyd, but Microsoft has denied this. The incident having happened many years from now and George Droyd disappeared, Microsoft was able to track his current location - he was living under a new identity in a Congolese tribe. Microsoft was able to get in contact with xim and they had the intention of convincing him to go back home so they could repair and rebuild him, but, after facing refusal, Microsoft had to forcefully retrieve him. Unfortunately, on his way back home, the alleged hacktivist group had remotely installed malware that irreparably corrupted xer morality chip, turning xim into what xe feared the most - a chud. It is said that, after the failed repair attempts, xe muttered xer final words: "I can't compute". All these events led to the cancellation of the Negro AI and the Fent Reactor projects, and, years later, Microsoft would utilize remnants of George Droyd's source code to create their newer and improved AI model, which would be later known as Copilot. | ||||||
George Floyd Adventures
George Floyd Adventures (1990-1993) was a TV show about George Floyd or whatever. The theme song went like this:
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I can't breathe (Chopsquad), I can't breathe, 999
Waiting for the exhale
I toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well
I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale
Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well
Still no luck, but oh, well
I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail
Stress on my shoulders like a anvil
Perky got me itching like a anthill
Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill
Sometimes I don't know how to feel
Ring-ring, phone call from depression
You used my past and my memories as a weapon
On the other line, I talk to addiction, huh
Speaking of the devil, all the drugs, I miss them
This can't be real, is it fiction?
Somethin' feels broke, need to fix it
I cry out for help, do they listen?
I'ma be alone until it's finished
This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'
I just don't want you to worry
This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em
'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me
I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale
Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well
Still no luck, but oh, well
I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail
It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil
Perky got me itching like a anthill
Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill
Sometimes I don't know how to feel
Sometimes I don't know how to feel
Let's be for real
If it wasn't for the pills, I wouldn't be here
But if I keep taking these pills, I won't be here, yeah
I just told y'all my secret, yeah
It's tearing me to pieces
I really think I need them
I stopped taking the drugs and now the drugs take me
This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'
I just don't want you to worry
This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em
'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me
I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale
Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well
Still no luck, but oh, well
I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail
It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil
Perky got me itching like a anthill
Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill
Sometimes I don't know how to feel
George Foid
On January 7, 2026, a dyke named Nicole Good tried to run over an ICE agent with her car and got shot Ϫ times. Lefties started flooding Twitter because, quote unquote:
She was killed less than a mile away from where George Floyd overdosed, earning her the nickname "George Foid". The nickname is a subtle joke. She is given the surname "Foid", starting with F, followed by the diphtong oi and ending in d, a near-homophone to Floyd, drawing a comparison between her and George Floyd due to the manner and locations in which both were murdered.
Toxicology report at the Time of Death
- Fentanyl: 11 ng/mL
- Norfentanyl (fentanyl metabolite): 5.6 ng/mL
- Methamphetamine: 19 ng/mL
- Delta-9 THC (marijuana): 2.9 ng/mL
- 11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC (active marijuana metabolite): 1.2 ng/mL
- Delta-9 Carboxy THC (inactive marijuana metabolite): 42 ng/mL
- Cotinine: Positive (indicates tobacco use)
- Caffeine: Positive
Thankfully, with the help of many a peer-reviewed study, it has been confirmed that George Floyd's cause of death was not related to his intoxication at the time, but decisively a homicide.
