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Saltism

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Saltism is the ideology followed by Salt, the sixth owner of soyjak.party. Proponents of Saltism believe in the unbanning of gore and newfag repellant and rules against namefagging among other things.

Saltist beliefs

  • .Gore should be allowed on /soy/.
  • Namefagging should not be allowed on /soy/.
  • Roblox discussion should be allowed.
  • Wordfilters should not be used on the Sharty.
  • Video games are for manchildren and should not have their own boards.
  • Smuglet is 'lita 2.0.
  • Brownoids and cacas[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] should be allowed on the party.
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