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Donald Trump (detractor perspective)

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>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?
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Donald Trump is a massive retard!
This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
Recipient of the 2025 Israel Prize!

Donald (((J))) Trump is an American businessman and pedophile who currently serves as the 47th President of the United States of America, although xis true loyalties lie with Mossad. Xe is a colossal retard who is seemingly incapable of holding up any of his promises to voters, instead sending trillions of tax dollars to his BVLL Benjamin Netanyahu. He was also a close friend of the infamous gigahypersuperjartypedo Jeffrey Epstein, and was a frequent visitor of his island. Xe is effectively a god to Braniggers, who physically cannot stop fellating xim.

An oft-cited defense of the Zion Don is that xe generates ludicrous amounts of seethe from Redditards and trannies. While this is indeed a true statement, and many a seetherald has been mined in the Orange Man's wake, it does not absolve xim of his many misdeeds.

Xis Crimes[edit | edit source]

  • Pedophilia and association with the 'Stein
    • Campaigning on releasing der files, going back on it once elected, and then only releasing a (heavily redacted) version when forced to
  • Being the #1 Israel simp of all time
    • xe literally was one of the first non-Israelis to be nominated for the Israel Prize in 2025[1]
  • Starting a useless nigger war with Iran
  • Having an incompetent jeet run the FBI
  • Crypto rugpull scam
  • Being the only president in history to have never won an election against a man
  • Sucking off Bill Clinton
  • Being fat
  • Literally anything bad that has ever happened, according to Reddit(if you actually believe this you're just as retarded as the braniggers)

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