Retard/Readable version

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RETARD

Retards are retarded.

	These niggas have Assburgers! Please remind them to breath deeply from the toilet bowl.
	HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha

	Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
	Proceed with caution.

Retards are darker than coal...

>they cant help it or something

reeturd ratar

A depiction of the average retarded person. Notice the head's dented shaping.

Retards (also known as: mouthbreathers, brainlets, jartycucks) are people with profound mental disability. Retards are often thought of as babbling apes who fling their feces at walls and generally have no sense of self awareness or grasp on reality. Retards come in many forms. Although many retarded people aren't mentally capable of viewing the Sharty, you may occasionally come across what can be considered a retard, but not a intellectually disabled person. These specimens differ from actually mentally stunted people but are nearly as set back in nature. You can very commonly find these ""people"" on 4cuck, Preddit and Xitter. A common type of retarded person is a Gegbull, a person who is so detrimentally unaware of their image that their apeish rage is exploited for gegs.

Retards are primarily disliked amongst soyteens because they coal up the catty and make low effort posts and raids about SNCA.

Retards appear on the Sharty quite often, with most stuck in /qa/ and some in /soy/. To be sure (You) have successfully found a retard on the Sharty, use the following peer-reviewed, A24, DSM-Ϫ, checklists to make sure they are 100% retarded.

How to spot a retarded person

Retards are usually very identifiable. Although retards come in all shapes and sizes, retards usually do the same things, no matter the gravity of their intellectual stunting.

Compiled here is a list of peer reviewed things a retard does so the average 'teen can spot one.

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• Replying to the most obvious niggerbait
• Posting coal, brimstone, or anything below that raisin
• Samefagging
• Typing like, or being an ESL
• Having down syndrome ^{[downies are aryan, though]}
• Gooning
• Doxing literal whos
• Self-Inserting

>haha bisickle durr

List of retarded people

WARNING: WORDSWORDSWORDS This page or section is just one big wall of text.

>mmmm... yup issa retodd

• FNF Pedo
• Anyone using splinters. ^{[>fuggen jerdee]}
• Commies
• Gooners
• Parrotjak
• Lee Goldson
• Gapelee
• Trannies
• Caca
• Niggers
• Meximutts
• Amerimutts
• Europoors
• Trevor
• Faggots
• Froot
• Failtrolls
• Pedophiles
• Reddit Users
• Xitter migrants
• Braniggers
• Chinks
• Japs
• Slavs
• Niggers
• Pajeets
• HTSM i need a spanking
• People I don't like
• Victims of profound mental retardation
• Namefags
• Big nigger lips
• Feraljak
• And of course, Retards themselves.

Treatment

Usually mentally retardation is a permanent thing, but there are things to treat it. You can:

• Read 'ki articles
• Edit, or clean up 'ki articles
• Learn Soyspeak
• Learn from others' mistakes and don't repeat them
• Never goon
• Stop consooming troonslop
• STOP TAKING YOUR MEDS THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE YOU CATTLE

The conspiracy behind retarded people

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Retards are ARYAN btw, if that matters

The following has been debunked by our elite scientists. You WILL NOT research further.

An example of an elite VANTAWHITE ARYAN TISMGOD SELECTED BY Q XIMSELF

The conspiracy is that some people with intellectual disabilities are actually aryans that didn't fit society's ideals of a normal person. They have regressed into a mental state unrivaled by any other human being and are hyperaryan hunter-gatherers given as a gift from hyperborea to mankind. It also states we are all the actual idea of a subhuman retard (ev&doe we made bald man with glasses). (((They))) try and shove pills down the aryans throats and make them become a normie who owns nothing and is happy but they are too aryan and this NEVER

Gallery

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  >It's profound...
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  >we iz genyises kay?
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  NAS but issa gem

Retard/Readable version is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide