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OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE |
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| > | Dutch pedophiles have formed a political party to campaign for legalization.
I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren’t voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.[1] |
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| St. IGNUcius Richard Stallman, the typical /g/ user. | ||
>STOP SHILLING APPLE, PAVILION DM1 WON IT CAN STILL RUN MODERN LINUX
/g/ - Technology was the technology freetard board on 4chan, also where ballmerposting originated and was most often found. Nowadays it's just a cesspool of iToddlers shilling Apple products and Rust programmers from some Discord server derailing programming threads, day in and day out. The whole board is a flame war and if your opinion is slightly unpopular people will instantly call you Indian. Browsing is not recommended.
In the past, it was home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus[2] as the saviour of humanity. The users were friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers[it just is, ok?] who actually enjoy coding[it just is, ok?], the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.[it just is, ok?]
History[edit | edit source]
Little known fact: /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged. /tech/ was the most popular textboard on 4chan before they shut down dis.4chan.org.
GETs[edit | edit source]
On September 29, 2022, post 88888888, was claimed by the Sharty, but was shunned by most of the userbase (falseflaggers) due to the image being edited image of Yuuka Kazami from the bullet-hell shooter Touhou Project in a style of Gyate Gyate with Cobson edited on.[3]
On October 4, 2022, the Sharty also claimed the 89000000 GET on /g/ for themselves by posting an image of Jay Louis' dox, as well as an accompanying wholesomejak inviting the users of /g/ to the Sharty.[4]
Shit nu-/g/ loves doing[edit | edit source]
- Shilling coal hardware
- Shilling coal software
- Posting faggot weeaboo loli drawings and other kinds of 'p, either found from artists online or AI-generated
Shit old /g/ loved doing[edit | edit source]
- Not understanding technology
- Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
- Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman
- Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !
- Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
Coding, or at least they claim to- Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
- Having console wars with different operating systems, programming languages and electronics brands
- Using a low resolution CRT from the 90s because it just looks so much better (it doesn't)
- Flexing their T420s with all the hardware replaced except for the chassis[5].
- pushing emacs down your throat till you develop carpal tunnel syndrome[6]
Citations
- ↑ https://www.stallman.org/archives/2006-mar-jun.html#05%20June%202006%20(Dutch%20paedophiles%20form%20political%20party)
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88888888/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88999447/#q89000000
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/text/t420/order/asc/
- ↑ https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=71105
