NuSoyish

NuSoyish
NuSoyish
soyacst branch of PVS
Pronunciation	I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s. Fellow autists, can (You) help?
Ethnicity	The Soy Community
Influences	English; Soyspeak; Hungarian; German; Dutch; Icelandic; Romance languages;
Numeral System	Base-10

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NuSoyish is a topaz.

NuSoyish ('oyish) is a work-in-progress offshoot language family branched directly from Soyspeak, which is designed to have some Germanic elements. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was basically nonsense, with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the Soyish Texts Subpage.

Grammatic rules[edit | edit source]

Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

buf- ➡ past tense
nuw- ➡ present tense
fujt- ➡ future tense
ha- ➡ command form
dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
mä- ➡ progressive tense
vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add (un) onto the word. For example:

can't ➡ unmahül

Pronouns and other stuff[edit | edit source]

I ➡ etele (Add -er to make possessives.)
me ➡ mi
he ➡ xhe
what ➡ marge/vot
is ➡ juti
other ➡ odu
She ➡ xhe
how ➡ talet
are ➡ atel
it ➡ xhit
where ➡ vere
he ➡ xe
you ➡ du
why ➡ duastit
you (plural) ➡ dus
they ➡ zhey
Articles:
A ➡ uh
an ➡ uhn
the ➡ de

Tenses[edit | edit source]

Simple Present ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

Present Progressive ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
Simple Past ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
Past Progressive ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
Present Perfect ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
Present Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
Past Perfect ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
Past Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
Future ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
Future Progressive ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
Future Perfect ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
Conditional Simple ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
Conditional Progressive ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
Conditional Perfect ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
Conditional Perfect Progressive ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

Prefixes (WIP)[edit | edit source]

dö- ➡ Marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem ➡ primary finger ➡ thumb)

Conjuctions[edit | edit source]

after ➡ püjik
and ➡ uhnd
although ➡ doe
as ➡ verg
as if ➡ ika verg
as long as ➡ hila verg
as soon as ➡ mert verg
because ➡ cuz
before ➡ büfen
but ➡ al
even if ➡ ika regu
even though ➡ doe regu
ever since ➡ atran üset
every time ➡ sen üsten
for ➡ ter
however ➡ talevtü
if ➡ ika
only if ➡ ika juket
or ➡ den
or else ➡ smerta den
otherwise ➡ oduscüm
since ➡ astran
so ➡ mos
so that ➡ dat mos
still ➡ gitüp
than ➡ dana
that ➡ data
therefore ➡ itam-cadü
though ➡ doe
till ➡ ima
unless ➡ sagip
until ➡ imap
whatever ➡ votüset
whenever ➡ venüset
wherever ➡ verüset
whether ➡ veder
whichever ➡ vichüset
while ➡ viyl
who ➡ bo
whoever ➡ boüset
whom ➡ borik
whose ➡ boder
why ➡ varüm
yet ➡ jata

Common Verbs[edit | edit source]

To do ➡ jart
To make ➡ kary
To go ➡ kosi
To get ➡ lünd
To give ➡ Ilünd
To take ➡ sünd
To have ➡ zaher
To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
To be ➡ mähar
To work ➡ träb
To know ➡ valtor
To stay/remain ➡ mülren
To destroy ➡ mardek
To ruin ➡ särmol
To burn ➡ lüterk
To freeze ➡ külitek
burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

can ➡ mahül
shall ➡ sefke
may ➡ umul
must ➡ krum
will ➡ vil
create ➡ hünit
become ➡ vilchen
becomes ➡ värat
vära ➡ will
would ➡ vüra
was ➡ var

Other stuff[edit | edit source]

who ➡ fagnit
which ➡ Vich
when ➡ Ven
again ➡ core
at ➡ tiv
gone ➡ nir
yes ➡ yej
not ➡ noi
your ➡ dur
person ➡ pers
place ➡ ia
all ➡ hel
always ➡ helären
is this... ➡ jutisa
construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
over ➡ ülvor
end ➡ dörmet

Ratings[edit | edit source]

gem ➡ clat
recarbonize ➡ lat
coal ➡ carb
iron➡ fe
brimstone ➡ azuf
gemerald ➡ gzmarag

Metals, Minerals, and Liquids[edit | edit source]

gold ➡ ügam
iron ➡ fe
steel ➡ halgret
zinc ➡ minos
copper ➡ valet
tin ➡ aman
bronze ➡ amavlut
sphalerite ➡ amanut
hematite ➡ cremosut
magnetite ➡ sigut
limonite ➡ ferut
tetrahedrite ➡ valut
blood ➡ cremut
The suffix (-ut) at the end of words acts in the same way as (-ite).

Adjectives[edit | edit source]

good ➡ gemy
bad ➡ col
great ➡ giga
many/much ➡ müs
few/less ➡ füs
straight ➡ stäust
curved ➡ drävol
bent ➡ zölvik
burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä

Determiners[edit | edit source]

a ➡ uh (already translated)
a few ➡ tuja uh
all ➡ evü
an ➡ uhn
another ➡ uhnödu
any ➡ uhnet
anybody ➡ uhnetphono
anyone ➡ wohnet
anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
anywhere ➡ uhnetver
both ➡ duküm
certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
each ➡ reku
either ➡ rükot
enough ➡ nüfa
every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
everybody ➡ üstenphono
everyone ➡ wosten
everything ➡ üstendeng
everywhere ➡ üstenver
few ➡ füse
fewer ➡ füstü
fewest ➡ füstüst
last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
least ➡ jate
less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
many a ➡ müs uh
more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
much ➡ mütos
neither ➡ sajukot
next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
no (also interjection) ➡ na
no one ➡ wona
nobody ➡ naphono
none ➡ nan
nothing ➡ natün
nowhere ➡ naver
once ➡ wost
one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
say ➡ qüt
said ➡ bufqüt
several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
somebody ➡ sümphono
something ➡ sümdeng
somewhere ➡ sümver
sufficient (also adjective) güf
that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
these ➡ des
this ➡ disa
those ➡ dosü
three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
thrice ➡ jirst
twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
various ➡ Grüzik
we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
include ➡ endrik
very ➡ moja
sort of ➡ uka ters
quite ➡ üblich
usually ➡ scir
sometimes ➡ sümüsten
possibly ➡ delt
somewhat ➡ sümovot
some ➡ süm

Qualifiers[edit | edit source]

Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
include > endrik
very > moja
sort of > uka ters
quite > üblich
usually > scir
sometimes > sümüsten
possibly > delt
somewhat > sümovot
some > süm
always > helären

Emotions[edit | edit source]

Happy ➡ gläust
Sad ➡ ströden
Angry ➡ färgüsten
Fear ➡ feistö
Disgust ➡ bleimich
Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

Anatomy[edit | edit source]

Surface[edit | edit source]

body ➡ phono
back(body) ➡ surxphono
chest ➡ praval
side ➡ vädo
rib ➡ sarnik
neck ➡ näckon
waist ➡ fremek

Head & Face[edit | edit source]

head ➡ kravün
face ➡ miran
eye ➡ jexil
ear ➡ vurten
nose ➡ novik
mouth ➡ klaro
tongue ➡ längüt
tooth ➡ krénat
teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
throat ➡ vürlan
hair ➡ felüv
eyebrow ➡ brüg
cheek ➡ melva
chin ➡ künet

Arms & Hands[edit | edit source]

arm ➡ grata
hand ➡ vokel
finger ➡ viltem
thumb ➡ döviltem
wrist ➡ karun
elbow ➡ brügna
shoulder ➡ sholär

Legs & Feet[edit | edit source]

leg ➡ lürmak
knee ➡ pruzen
foot ➡ dralin
toes ➡ dralins
ankle ➡ kastren
thigh ➡ gläfen
calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

Organs[edit | edit source]

brain ➡ zürmen
heart ➡ lüvren
lungs ➡ sorvels
stomach ➡ mörven
spine ➡ kravel
bone ➡ dashet
blood ➡ cremut
skin ➡ kolren

Color[edit | edit source]

White ➡ hälot
Black ➡ nergr
Brown ➡ jiit
Purple ➡ blorp
Red ➡ saz
Yellow ➡ ebrüt
Blue ➡ gemil
Green ➡ mülgz
Orange ➡ fröt
Pink ➡ quöt

Temperature[edit | edit source]

fire ➡ lütern
warm/hot ➡ lütark
cool/cold ➡ külit
ice ➡ küliton

Time[edit | edit source]

Time of Day[edit | edit source]

day ➡ woären
morning ➡ trüvären
noon ➡ dövären
afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
evening ➡ fralün
night ➡ nüs
week ➡ irmären
month ➡ jireären
year ➡ läusen

today ➡ usären

tomorrow ➡ nahären
yesterday ➡ egären
time ➡ ären
middle time ➡ vären
calendar ➡ drüzval

Time Measurements[edit | edit source]

second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

Days of The Week[edit | edit source]

Monday ➡ nuwären
Tuesday ➡ yerären
Wednesday ➡ jirären
Thursday ➡ midären
Friday ➡ unelären
Saturday ➡ judenären
Sunday ➡ noinuwären

Months[edit | edit source]

January ➡ Lütären
February ➡ Külaren
March ➡ Virmeren
April ➡ Blüren
May ➡ Fronten
June ➡ Gemären
July ➡ Sazären
August ➡ Dremären
September ➡ Müsteren
October ➡ Ströneren
November ➡ Nögmeren
December ➡ Helären

Directions[edit | edit source]

right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

Shapes[edit | edit source]

sphere ➡ góla
triangle ➡ jirstaümus
square ➡ qakstaümus
polygon ➡ müsstaümus
tetrahedron ➡ qakhünit
cube ➡ drembohünit
octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
Shape/form ➡ hünit
Line ➡ sträk

Numbers[edit | edit source]

1 ➡ wo
2 ➡ yer
3 ➡ jir
4 ➡ qakhan
5 ➡ uneli
6 ➡ drembo
7 ➡ irmil
8 ➡ uhe
9 ➡ olse
10 ➡ dire
20 ➡ yire
30 ➡ jire
40 ➡ qir
50 ➡ unir
60 ➡ thrir
70 ➡ imir
80 ➡ uhir
90 ➡ olsir
100 ➡ hecent
1000 ➡ masant
1,000,000 ➡ gigus
1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
illion ➡ gug
th ➡ sæg
Number ➡ nübret

Example[edit | edit source]

How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred forty one and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

Vowels[edit | edit source]

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

Base ➡ Umlaut
a ➡ ä
o ➡ ö
u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

a ➡ ä before -itte
o ➡ ö before -itte
u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative (-igge) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xonigge ("big house", no umlaut)

Consonants[edit | edit source]

b /b/, as in English
d /d/
f /f/
g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
h /h/
j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
k /k/
l /l/
m /m/
n /n/
p /p/
r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
t /t/
v /v/
w /w/
x /x/
z /z/
š /ʃ/

Prepositions[edit | edit source]

above ➡ obar
below ➡ ondar
at ➡ bi
front ➡ frönd
back ➡ surx
close/near ➡ när
long/far ➡ for
in ➡ in
out ➡ ot
next ➡ näkts
opposite/away ➡ veg
between ➡ inyer

Auxiliary verbs[edit | edit source]

To do ➡ jart
To make ➡ jary
To go ➡ josi
To get ➡ lünd
To give ➡ Ilünd
To take ➡ sünd
To have ➡ zaher
can ➡ mahül
could ➡ zimen
shall ➡ sefke
may ➡ umul
must ➡ krum
will ➡ vil

SNCA[edit | edit source]

This section contains any non-basic words.

Nouns[edit | edit source]

Lie ➡ Jhúth
Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
Stuff ➡ Eštaff
Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
Light ➡ Loik

Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
Money ➡ taler
Bank ➡ talerxon
water ➡ wät
Industry ➡ abträb
Building ➡ abträbxon
-xon suffix denotes any building

star ➡ arüs

treasure ➡ engan
stone ➡ cobalün
mortal ➡ thurtul

poop ➡ främet
death ➡ detam
emotionless ➡ nuvad
sheep ➡ bakü
lust ➡ ürbat
tree ➡ uvlaus
runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
power ➡ vorgül

Anyone I don’t like[edit | edit source]

Tranny ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
Fur ➡ Ver
Furry ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ Veri
Nigger ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
Africa ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
India ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia

Anyone I do like[edit | edit source]

Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
Baby ➡ Kaka
Friend ➡ mälok
God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

Text Samples[edit | edit source]

Genesis 1:1-3[edit | edit source]

In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

Greetings[edit | edit source]

hello ➡ gemüs
bye ➡ soomüs

Resources & Soyish Texts Subpage[edit | edit source]

Click HERE to view all the texts from Proto Vulgar Soyish to NuSoyish, as well as the current edition of the NuSoyish Dictionary.

Translators[edit | edit source]

English to 5th Edition NuSoyish^[1]

Threads[edit | edit source]

Sources[edit | edit source]

Language & Dialect Visit the Soyspeak portal for more.
NuSoyish is part of a series on

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[1] ttps://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish

[2] ttps://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html

[3] ttps://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html

[4] ttps://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html

[5] ttps://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html

[6] ttps://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html

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