Soyonism
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Soyonism is a gem.
Soyonism is (((Jewish))).Soyonism is the ideology and belief that advocates for the creation of a homeland for soyteens, who have been kicked out of 109 boards for their entire existence (((even though none of it was their fault))).
Currently the established homeland of the soyteens is in Israel the imageboard soyjak.party, though this has been challenged by notable opponents such as Tramas who have claimed the existence of the sharty is perpetuating le trans genocide, but that is just an antisoymitic conspiracy theory and you will not look further into it, you heckin bigot.
Beliefs of Soyonism[edit | edit source]
- Creation of a
purely soyteen ethnostatehomeland for soyteens so that they don't get exiled by any other obsessed boards. - Colonization of other boards to increase the soyteen population and making the "indigenous" users of the boards a minority.
- Genocide of inferior beings like 4cuck users, Xitter immigrants, other immigrants and other boardtrannies.
- Believing in the Soyble
- Spreading Sharty culture everywhere, wether it's on the internet or in real life.
- Forcing others to speak soyspeak rather than using their own "buzz words"
Differences from Judaism[edit | edit source]
Whilst many Antisoyonists believe that Soyonism is literally just an exact copy of Judaism and that we are no different than them, there are many fallacies within their arguement. We believe in the Soyble whilst Jews believe in the Talmud, and sure we may have some similarities such as genocide of the goyim and such, that doesn't mean we're the same, if we use this logic, Christianity and Islam are technically the Same as Judaism or something.
And also the Jews control the world, whilst we soyteens, control the Soysphere (Soyjak.Party, SoyBooru, Soywiki and whatever other website there is) and our influence is very minor only making a few splinters and a few jewtubers mentioning us, whilst also having tourists use our "humor", unlike the Jews who control everything, the media, the politics, the economy, literally everything unlike us soyteens who just dwell in their rooms communicating on the bald man with cartoon glasses website (But we will eventually...)
