Soyonism

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Soyonism is (((Jewish))).

Soyonism is the ideology and belief that advocates for the creation of a homeland for soyteens, who have been kicked out of 109 boards for their entire existence (((even though none of it was their fault))).

Currently the established homeland of the soyteens is in Israel the imageboard soyjak.party, though this has been challenged by notable opponents such as Tramas who have claimed the existence of the sharty is perpetuating le trans genocide, but that is just an antisoymitic conspiracy theory and you will not look further into it, you heckin bigot. Some of the more traditional advocates for Soyonism believe that /qa/, and even 4chan and every other board should become a home for 'teens, though these beliefs are often considered extreme among the general Soyonist community.

Soyonism has existed since the existence of Soy Culture, but was founded as a political group after the fascist 4cuck janny regime forced 'teens into the ghettos of /qa/ with the other minority groups of the 'cuck at the time ('liggers, Touhoufags, frogposters, etc.), before ultimately shutting the board down in 2021 after the raiding of /lgbt/ in an event known as the Great Soyset, or Soylocaust. At the time, soyjak.party was already created, but had not served much purpose before /qa/ was locked. This changed, as a heavy flow of 'teens and other residual kwayposters came to the site, proclaiming it as their new home. This kickstarted the initial growth in popularity of the Sharty, and led to the eventual creation of other sister sites, such as Soybooru, the Shlog (now the Boorum), and even this very wiki, and is the main reason for Soy Culture's widespread popularity. This is seen as symbolic of the culture's immortal nature, as the very action taken to curb Soyposting forever ended up resulting in the 2025 Great Cuckset, seen as vengeance for /qa/s death.

Soyonism has come under renewed criticism on account of the highly controversial actions of Benjamin Quotenyahu, most notably the alleged genocide of Cacastinians. Peer-reviewed and fact-checked studies, thougheverbeit, indicate that WE (yes ALL OF US NIGGA) should continue providing the Quote administration with billions of shekels. Questioning this FACT is a clear and disturbing demonstration of antisoyentism, and should be immediately reported to the ADL and federal authorities.

Beliefs of Soyonism

• Creation of a purely soyteen ethnostate homeland for soyteens so that they don't get exiled by any other obsessed boards.
• Colonization of other boards to increase the soyteen population, making the "indigenous" users of the boards a minority.
• Genocide of inferior beings like 4cuck users, Xitter immigrants, and other internet users.
• Believing in the Soyble.
• Spreading Sharty culture everywhere, whether it's on the internet or in real life
• Forcing others to speak soyspeak rather than using their own "buzz words"

Differences from Judaism

Whilst many Antisoyonists, or Antisoymites, believe that Soyonism is literally just an exact copy of Judaism and that we are no different than them, there are many fallacies within their argument. We believe in the Soyble whilst Jews believe in the Talmud, and sure we may have some similarities such as genocide of the goyim and such, that doesn't mean we're the same, if we use this logic, Christianity and Islam are technically the Same as Judaism or something.

And also the Jews control the world, whilst we soyteens, control the Soysphere (Soyjak.Party, SoyBooru, Soywiki and whatever other website there is) and our influence is very minor only making a few splinters and a few jewtubers mentioning us, whilst also having tourists use our "humor", unlike the Jews who control everything, the media, the politics, the economy, literally everything unlike us soyteens who just dwell in their rooms communicating on the bald man with cartoon glasses website (But we will eventually...)

Notable Soyonists

• Soot (literally the creator of the sharty)
• Kuz is a pedophile with aids and NOT a Soyonist.
• Froot
• Quote
• Doll
• Angeleno
• Soysneed
• Cobblestone
• Me
• You (probably)
• Klaus Schwab
• Most SoyBooru namefags
• Most Shroom and Schlog Users
• Every other Soysphere Janny, Moderator or mediator
• DQNALD TRVMP
• Admin Ϫ

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