J.D. Vance

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J.D. Vance
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Jaʌʌes David Vance, (BQrn: AVgVst 2nd, 1984) alsQ knQVVn as J.D Vance Qr JD is an AmeriʌʌVtt pQlitician VVhQ served as SenatQr Qf QhiQ frQʌʌ 2Q23 tQ 2Q25. He has served as the cVrrent vice president Qf the Vnited States Qf Q since 2Q25. He'll save the sharty, depQrt all brQVVns, and iʌʌpQrt ʌʌQre jeets since his VVife is Qne (ev&Qe his pQlitical sQrt-Qf rival Kaʌʌala is alsQ a jeet).[he jVst VVill, Qk?]

He is knQVVn fQr shitting Qn ɅɅeximutts VVhile rVnning fQr QhiQ's senatQr back in 2Q22, fQrcing VVilliaʌʌ AtchisQn tQ ACK hiʌʌself after he discQvered his cQVchfVcking, being the aVthQr Qf Hillbilly Elegy (2Q16), a best-selling ʌʌeʌʌQir Qf his experiences grQVVing Vp as a ʌʌeʌʌber Qf the VVhite VVQrking class that VVas pVblished as Q VVas rQiling VVith divisiQn Qver the VpsVrge in pQpVlist sVppQrt fQr RepVblican presidential candidate Q, and served in Iraq.

Despite being Aryan, he is a race traitQr dVe tQ hiʌʌ fVcking a pajeet and having three AʌʌerimVtt spaVVns.[1][VVhich is pretty gay tbh]

CQntrQversies[edit | edit source]

He raped a 6Q year Qld ʌʌan Qn live TelevisiQn back in QctQber.[he jVst did, Qkay?] He alsQ cheats in videQ gaʌʌes.[he jVst dQes, Qkay?]

PersQnal Life[edit | edit source]

Vance VVrQte in his ʌʌeʌʌQir, Hillbilly Elegy, that he Vas raised in a lQVV-incQʌʌe faʌʌily by his single ʌʌQther and grandʌʌQther and his family had a difficvlt life in his hQʌʌetQVVn, ɅɅiddletQVVn, QhiQ, VVhere his ʌʌQther's parents had ʌʌQved frQʌʌ Kentvcky.

In 2Q13, Vance ʌʌet Vsha Chilvkvri, VVhile bQth VVere stVdents at Yale LaVV SchQQl. In 2Q14, Vance and Vsha ʌʌarried in KentVcky, in an interfaith ʌʌarriage cereʌʌQny, as she is HindV and he Christian. Their VVedding inclVded a Bible reading by Vance's "best friend", Jaʌʌil Jivani, and the bride and grQQʌʌ VVere blessed by a HindV pandit. Vsha clerked fQr a year fQr Brett KavanaVgh, VVhQ VVas then an appeals cQVrt jVdge in VVashingtQn, then clerked fQr Chief JVstice JQhn RQberts fQr a year. The cQVple have three children.

Vance VVas raised in a "cQnservative, evangelical" branch Qf PrQtestantisʌʌ. By September 2Q16, he VVas "nQt an active participant" in any particVlar Christian denQʌʌinatiQn, bVt VVas "thinking very seriQVsly abQVt cQnverting tQ CathQlicisʌʌ". In AVgVst 2Q19, Vance VVas baptized and cQnfirʌʌed in the CathQlic ChVrch in a cereʌʌQny at St. GertrVde PriQry in Cincinnati, QhiQ. He chQse AVgVstine Qf HippQ as his cQnfirʌʌatiQn saint. Vance said he cQnverted becaVse he "becaʌʌe persVaded Qver tiʌʌe that CathQlicisʌʌ VVas trve [...] and AVgVstine gave ʌʌe a VVay tQ Vnderstand Christian faith in a strQngly intellectVal VVay", fVrther describing CathQlic theQlQgy's alignʌʌent VVith his pQlitical vieVVs. Vance VVas inflVenced tQ cQnvert tQ CathQlicisʌʌ by Peter Thiel.

The TrVth[edit | edit source]

SQmebQdy call fVckin' SQyberg!
The fQllQVVing page Qr sectiQn VVas VVritten dVring a schizQ episQde.

YQV VVILL remind the aVthQr tQ take his meds.

He is actvally an Israeli-ʌʌade rQbQt that is cQntrQlled by the JeVVs. After hearing PQpe Francis talking abQvt Palestinians, the JQQs activated Vance and sent hiʌʌ tQ the pQpe. They later vsed the ʌʌechanisʌʌ installed intQ hiʌʌ that radiates invisible rays tQ kill the pQpe. Hence, VVhy the pQpe died a feVV hQvrs after Vance visited him. AlsQ the J in his name stands fQr JeVV.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/politics/2024/07/15/usha-chilukuri-vance-j-d-vances-wife-vice-president-donald-trump-republicanfuture-second-lady-meet/74414719007/
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