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Mashallah! Hasan Piker is halal

The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
Hasan Piker is a massive retard!
This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
Hasan Piker is a left-wing SJW!
HASAN PIKER IS ABYSSAL INDONESIAN BRIMSTONE VOMITED BY A PUTRID SOUL IN THE NETHER REGIONS OF BRAPTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hasan Doğan Piker
HasanAbi
Disgusting Turkish freak...
BornJuly 25, 1991 (1991-07-25) (age 34)
New Brunswick, New Jersey, United States
Status'oxed
DiedVery soon, hopefully.
Occupation(s)Twitch streamer, Grifter
Best known forBeing an SNCA political shitskin and profound mental retard, having sex with children, being a larper.
Opponent(s)Sam Hyde, Ethan Klein, Kaya (dog)

Hasan Doğan Piker or HasanAbi, better known as Hasoy Kiker, Hasan Dogshocker Piker, or Subhuman Turkish Cockroach, is a Turkish-American Twitch streamer. He is a protector of trans rights, Palestinian human rights, and is a leader in the fight against bigoted chudcels like (You). He claims to be a Communist, despite living in a literal mansion and owning several supercars, but is simply a liberal larping as a Commie for edginess points. He, in fact, hates most Communist countries like China (He's a China shill now, evendoe they hate him geg),[1] North Korea, and Russia (formerly Communist), and also shills the Democrats and is a simp for the Latinx queen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), not to be confused with AO3, a niggerhell brimstone groomer site used mostly by foids and rapists.

Content and activism[edit | edit source]

His streams consist of him shilling Hamas, Hezbollah, and other shit nobody cares about, and complaining about Israel. However, he is NOT antisemitic🗝️, and hates Israelis because they are white settler-colonists. He is extremely anti-white and believes everyone deserves self-determination except foe dem crakkkaz. He supported the BLM protests, and is an open member of Antifa, which has been designated as a terrorist organisation by THE DQN. He was present during the 2025 anti-ICE protests, where he did absolutely nothing as usual.

The Candyman incident[edit | edit source]

Samuel Whitcomb Hyde, a 6'4 260lb Ashkenazi PATRIQT, threatened to stalk, kill, and skin Hasan during a boxing match where he played his Irish character The Candyman. Even though Hasan always talks about "punching da heggin nazies" and has shit-talked Sam Hyde for being one MULTIPLE TIMES, he pussied out, begged the cops to patrol his house (ev&dough ACAB) and banned everyone from his Twitch who dared to mention Sam Hyde.

Shocktober 7th[edit | edit source]

On October 7th, 2025, a clip surfaced of him using a shock collar against his dog Kaya simply for moving out of her bed. This outraged doggo-loving redditors and chuds alike, and the incident was cemented as Shocktober 7th, a reference to the October 7th attacks in Israel. For this egregious animal abuse, his dox was posted on /raid/ (even though he has already been doxed for years)[2], but there is yet to be any gemming (aside from gems like this v)

lightning spell full counters kaya

Detainment in China[edit | edit source]

He was apparently arrested in China for posting a meme about Mao Zedong. Reports say he was placed in a prison camp and is awaiting execution via firing squad. Please take a moment to pray that his death is slow and painful.

Dox[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Hasan Doğan Piker
  • Occupation: Twitch streamer, TheYoungTurks
  • Nationality: Turkish American, not a real American.
  • Gender: Male
  • Sexuality: Pedosexual
  • D.O.B: 25 July 1991 (34)
  • Current Address: 138 N Edinburgh Ave, Los Angeles, CA <-- BACON 'ZA NOW
  • Previous Address: 139 N Harper Ave Los Angeles, CA 90048-3503
  • Previous Address: 1155 Hacienda Pl #308 West Hollywood, CA 90069
  • Country: United States
  • State: California
  • E-mails: hasan.piker@gmail.com hasanpiker@live.com hasan@tyt.com hasanabigame@gmail.com hasan.piker@tytnetwork.com hpiker@bloomberg.com hasan@tytnetwork.com
  • Passwords: hdpi-100, hdpi-922, Rutgers12 - hasanpiker@live.com

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Hasan is the nephew of Cenk Uygur, creator & host of The Young Turks

Hasan was born in New Brunswick, New Jersey, and raised in Istanbul, Turkey.

Family[edit | edit source]

Uncle[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Cenk Kadir Uygar
  • D.O.B: 21 March 1970
  • Current Address: 2227 Midvale Ave Los Angeles, CA 90064
  • Numbers: 310-657-8722 424-248-0571
  • Spouse: Wendy C. Lang # 909-247-1466 213-687-9794

Mother[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Ulker Sedef Piker
  • D.O.B: August 1966
  • Occupation: Teaching Assistant at New Jersey Institute of Technology
  • Current Address: 28 Riverside Ave #3B Red Bank, NJ 07701
  • Previous Address 1: 205 Joline Ave #265 Long Branch, NJ 07740 (Jul 2011)
  • Previous Address 2: 265 Joline Ave #205 Long Branch, NJ 07740 (Jun 2010)
  • Previous Address 3: 420 Randolph Rd Freehold, NJ 07728 (Dec 2002)
  • Phone Numbers: 732-610-1723 (Wireless) 732-577-0592 (Home)
  • Website: http://www.sedefscorner.com/
  • Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/SedefsCorner
  • Instagram: http://instagram.com/sedefscorner

Father[edit | edit source]

Brother[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Murat Piker
  • Occupation: Mechanical Systems Design Engineer @ Boeing
  • Current Address: 1530 Corinth Ave Apt 10, Los Angeles, CA 90025

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