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Hasan Doğan Piker or HasanAbi, better known as Hasoy Kiker, Hasan Dogshocker Piker, or Subhuman Turkish Cockroach, is a Turkish-American Twitch streamer. He is a protector of trans rights, Palestinian human rights, and is a leader in the fight against bigoted chudcels like (You). He claims to be a Communist, despite living in a literal mansion and owning several supercars, but is simply a liberal larping as a Commie for edginess points. He, in fact, hates most Communist countries like China (He's a China shill now, evendoe they hate him geg),[1] North Korea, and Russia (formerly Communist); he shills for the Democratic Party and is a simp for the Latinx queen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), not to be confused with AO3 or 9a0c. He is also the nephew of Cenk (pronounced "Chenk") Uygur, creator and host of the left-wing online talk show The Young Turks (meaning that he is a nepo baby as well). Hasan is also a porn addict, calling for a wellness check on a pornstar who didn't reply to one of his DMs, and having a DeviantArt account where he favorited furry porn.

Content and activism[edit | edit source]

His streams consist of him shilling Hamas, Hezbollah, and other shit nobody cares about, and complaining about Israel. However, he is NOT antisemitic🗝️, and hates Israelis because they are white settler-colonists. He is extremely anti-white and believes everyone deserves self-determination except foe dem crakkkaz. He supported the BLM protests, and is an open member of Antifa, which has been designated as a terrorist organisation by THE DQN. He was present during the 2025 anti-ICE protests, where he did absolutely nothing as usual.

The Candyman incident[edit | edit source]

Samuel Whitcomb Hyde, a 6'4 260lb Ashkenazi PATRIQT, threatened to stalk, kill, and skin Hasan during a boxing match where he played his Irish character The Candyman. Even though Hasan always talks about "punching da heggin nazies" and has shit-talked Sam Hyde for being one MULTIPLE TIMES, he pussied out, begged the cops to patrol his house (ev&dough ACAB) and banned everyone from his Twitch who dared to mention Sam Hyde.

Shocktober 7th[edit | edit source]

On October 7th, 2025, a clip surfaced of him using a shock collar against his dog Kaya simply for moving out of her bed. This outraged doggo-loving redditors and chuds alike, and the incident was cemented as Shocktober 7th, a reference to the October 7th attacks in Israel. For this egregious animal abuse, his dox was posted on /raid/ (even though he has already been doxed for years)[2], but there is yet to be any gemming (aside from gems like this v)

Lightning spell full counters Kaya. ELECTRICITY! ELECTRIFY! ZAAAAAP! ELECTRONS!

Detainment in China[edit | edit source]

He was apparently arrested in China for posting a meme about Mao Zedong. Reports say he was placed in a prison camp and is awaiting execution via firing squad. Please take a moment to pray that his death is slow and painful.

Subpoenaed in America[edit | edit source]

He was confirmed to have been subpoenaed by the American government and Donald Trump himself[it just is, ok?]. This was because of him taking a trip to Cuba, where he met up with Communists for an orgy which violates U.S. sanctions or something.

Dox[edit | edit source]

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: hasanabi, hasanthehun
  • Name: Hasan Doğan Piker
  • Date of Birth: 25 July 1991 (34)
  • Sex: ♂ Male
  • Address: 138 N Edinburgh Ave, Los Angeles, CA <-- BACON 'ZA NOW
    • Previous Address(es):
      • 139 N Harper Ave Los Angeles, CA 90048-3503
      • 1155 Hacienda Pl #308 West Hollywood, CA 90069
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Ethnicity: Turkroach
  • Email(s):
    • hasan.piker@gmail.com
    • hasanpiker@live.com
    • hasan@tyt.com
    • hasanabigame@gmail.com
    • hasan.piker@tytnetwork.com
    • hpiker@bloomberg.com
    • hasan@tytnetwork.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

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Auxiliary Information

Hasan was born in New Brunswick, New Jersey, and raised in Istanbul, Turkey.

Family[edit | edit source]

Uncle[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Cenk Kadir Uygar
  • D.O.B: 21 March 1970
  • Current Address: 2227 Midvale Ave Los Angeles, CA 90064
  • Numbers: 310-657-8722 424-248-0571
  • Spouse: Wendy C. Lang # 909-247-1466 213-687-9794

Mother[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Ulker Sedef Piker
  • D.O.B: August 1966
  • Occupation: Teaching Assistant at New Jersey Institute of Technology
  • Current Address: 28 Riverside Ave #3B Red Bank, NJ 07701
  • Previous Address 1: 205 Joline Ave #265 Long Branch, NJ 07740 (Jul 2011)
  • Previous Address 2: 265 Joline Ave #205 Long Branch, NJ 07740 (Jun 2010)
  • Previous Address 3: 420 Randolph Rd Freehold, NJ 07728 (Dec 2002)
  • Phone Numbers: 732-610-1723 (Wireless) 732-577-0592 (Home)
  • Website: http://www.sedefscorner.com/
  • Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/SedefsCorner
  • Instagram: http://instagram.com/sedefscorner

Father[edit | edit source]

Brother[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Murat Piker
  • Occupation: Mechanical Systems Design Engineer @ Boeing
  • Current Address: 1530 Corinth Ave Apt 10, Los Angeles, CA 90025

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