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'''Cloudflare''' (also known as '''Cuckflare''' and '''Crimeflare''') is an {{glow|American}} botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack DDoS-mitigation] service. Its business model consists of a campaign of intimidation of DDoS attacks against website administrators, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of harassment-sales. Thus the botnet grows, kind of like homosexuals.
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{{Tip|{{redtext|All soysphere sites currently use Cloudflare, proceed at your own risk}}}} {{Jewquote|Verifying if you are kosher, please wait...}}{{CustomQuote|[[Sorry, you have been blocked|Sorry, you have been blocked]]|file=[[File:Cloudflare screaming soyjak.png|25px]]}}{{Meximutt|Error 1033: Cloudflare Tunnel Error}}[[File:Cloudflare feraljak.png|thumb|{{Colorglowtext|#FF6633|#FF6633|{{Color|FF6633|Sorry, you have been blocked|>Please click to verify you are human or something even doe we know everything about you.}}}}]]
[[File:Crapflare crap.png|thumb|This is what Crapflare shows you when they shut down the soyvers so [[Israel]] can use the resources instead. Soyjakwiki.org (and any other site that isn't a federal honeypot) has nothing to do with being "down"]]
'''Cloudflare''' (also known as '''Crimeflare''', '''Coalflare''', '''Cuckflare''', '''Glowflare''', '''Kikeflare''', '''Jeetflare''', '''Clownflare''', or '''Crapflare''') is an [[CIA|American]] botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and [[DDoS]]-mitigation service. Its business model is based on the coercion of website administrators by using intimidation wielding [[DDoS]] attacks, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multiplies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-1640-45/https://stonetoss.com:443/comic/no-choice/ 'toss/comic/no-choice/]</ref> They then transfer all user data to [[Klaus Schwab|their leadership]]. It is [[best known for]] crashing all the time and preventing [[you|(you)]] from going to websites. It also datamines you btw, if that matters.  


== On soyjak.party ==
A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like ''"[[Datamining|Verifying security...]]"'' and ''"[[Lie|Did]] [[you]] [[Lie|know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?]]"'' if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to [[JavaScript]] and generally those who run a functioning web browser but don't conform to however way Cloudflare intends to track you, which puts in cause an openness principle of the World Wide Web, while you believe the connection protection is for your protection. This also prevents most web archiving software from working on Cloudflare-protected sites, meaning said sites can easily be memoryholed.
[[Soot]] enabled cuckflare in an attempt to stop [[Colorjaks|Colorjak]] and other related spam but it quickly became an annoyance to most users as cloudflare requires you to refresh the page every five minutes. It also causes archive sites to glitch out.


= The Man in the middle =
It is possible to bypass Cloudflare by using browser automation software such as Selenium. It is available for [[Java]], [[Python]], [[C++]], [[C Sharp|C#]], and more. This has been leveraged in several Sharty raids such as [[Operation Name the Party]] which used browser automation to bypass Cloudflare.
Cloudflare-protected servers are instanced across a vast [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_delivery_network content-delivery-network], with visitors never interacting with the real server. The unencrypted contents of user's interaction are entirely handled by Cloudflare. This is indistinguishable from a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-in-the-middle_attack man-in-the-middle attack], no more no less. From hosting your bank's website to [[soyjak.party]], Crimeflare dominates the CDN market with an 80% share, ''essentially performing a man-in-the-middle-attack on all of the internet.'' Some have pointed out the colossal [[datamining]] potential of such a position, but the argument loses ground when verified [[science|fact-checkers]] revealed the proponents are [[Schizophrenia|conspiracy theorists]] who should take their [[meds]].


<blockquote>
== Man in the middle ==
''Note for a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). They can prove control of a domain to certificate authorities who will issue certificates for your domain to cloudflare.''


''Now cloudflare has control to eavesdrop and log any user interactions with your website or silently tamper content if they please.''
Cloudflare-protected servers are instanced across a vast [[Wikipedia:Content Delivery Network|blockquote]], with visitors never interacting with the real server. The unencrypted contents of user's interaction are entirely handled by Cloudflare.
{{quoting|
For a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). ...
However, this is not a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-in-the-middle_attack Man-in-the-Middle attack], because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name).
|[https://security.stackexchange.com/a/177301 "dr jimbob" — Information Security Stack Exchange]
}}
This is functionally a "consensual" man-in-the-middle attack, but it's passively accepted as a fact of using the internet at this point. From hosting your bank's website to [[soyjak.party]], Crimeflare dominates the CDN market with an 80% share, ''essentially performing a man-in-the-middle-attack on the entire internet.'' Some have pointed out the colossal [[datamining]] potential of such a position, that is without counting their "free" warp VPN and ISP servers, but the argument loses ground when verified [[science|fact-checkers]] revealed the proponents are dangerous, [[meds|unmedicated]] [[Schizophrenia|conspiracy theorists]].


''However, this is not a Man-in-the-Middle attack, because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name).''
== See also ==
* [[reCAPTCHA|Google reCAPTCHA]]
* [[Soot#Cloudflare|Cloudflare on soyjak.party]]


''[...]''
{{Reflist}}


''In the end, that's all you have. You have to trust that the organization running the website at the other end is trustworthy with whatever data you give them by browsing there. When visiting websites on the cloudflare CDN part of the trust is in cloudflare.''
{{Shut it down}}
 
{{WikiCancer}}
''(This is in contrast to real MitM attacks, where some attacking middleman who does not have authorized access eavesdrops and/or tampers with the network traffic).''<ref>https://security.stackexchange.com/a/177301</ref>
[[Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution]]
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[[Category:TRVTH]]
 
= See also =
* [[reCAPTCHA]]
 
= Citations =

Latest revision as of 17:41, 21 August 2026

Cloudflare is related to Agenda 2030Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
"Soyjak Economic forum, 2026"

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
Mazel tov! Cloudflare is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
All soysphere sites currently use Cloudflare, proceed at your own risk
>Verifying if you are kosher, please wait...
>Sorry, you have been blocked
>Error 1033: Cloudflare Tunnel Error
>Please click to verify you are human or something even doe we know everything about you.
This is what Crapflare shows you when they shut down the soyvers so Israel can use the resources instead. Soyjakwiki.org (and any other site that isn't a federal honeypot) has nothing to do with being "down"

Cloudflare (also known as Crimeflare, Coalflare, Cuckflare, Glowflare, Kikeflare, Jeetflare, Clownflare, or Crapflare) is an American botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and DDoS-mitigation service. Its business model is based on the coercion of website administrators by using intimidation wielding DDoS attacks, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multiplies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.[1] They then transfer all user data to their leadership. It is best known for crashing all the time and preventing (you) from going to websites. It also datamines you btw, if that matters.

A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like "Verifying security..." and "Did you know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?" if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to JavaScript and generally those who run a functioning web browser but don't conform to however way Cloudflare intends to track you, which puts in cause an openness principle of the World Wide Web, while you believe the connection protection is for your protection. This also prevents most web archiving software from working on Cloudflare-protected sites, meaning said sites can easily be memoryholed.

It is possible to bypass Cloudflare by using browser automation software such as Selenium. It is available for Java, Python, C++, C#, and more. This has been leveraged in several Sharty raids such as Operation Name the Party which used browser automation to bypass Cloudflare.

Man in the middle[edit | edit source]

Cloudflare-protected servers are instanced across a vast blockquote, with visitors never interacting with the real server. The unencrypted contents of user's interaction are entirely handled by Cloudflare.

>

For a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). ... However, this is not a Man-in-the-Middle attack, because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name).

<
"dr jimbob" — Information Security Stack Exchange

This is functionally a "consensual" man-in-the-middle attack, but it's passively accepted as a fact of using the internet at this point. From hosting your bank's website to soyjak.party, Crimeflare dominates the CDN market with an 80% share, essentially performing a man-in-the-middle-attack on the entire internet. Some have pointed out the colossal datamining potential of such a position, that is without counting their "free" warp VPN and ISP servers, but the argument loses ground when verified fact-checkers revealed the proponents are dangerous, unmedicated conspiracy theorists.

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ 'toss/comic/no-choice/
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