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'''George Perry Floyd Jr.''' (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020), known posthumously as '''St. George,''' was a pavement ape of the species ''Homo americanus niger'' {{Redglow|[[best known for]]}} xer inability to inspire oxygen and overdosing on fent. Xe was a trans queen before xer tragic murder. Xer death was the catalyst for the Great Chimpout of 2020, orchestrated by {{Echoes|{{koshertext|the media}}}} and the [[Trump]] administration{{Margetext}} to save Our Democracy.™


'''[[India|Sir]] George Perry Floyd Junior''' (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020) (known posthumously as '''Saint George''') was a [[nigger|pavement ape]] of the species ''negus americ[[Coinslot|anus]]'' who continues to be [[best known for]] xer inability to intake oxygen. Xhe died from overdosing on drugz. Xhe was also a troonx queen before the chuds ACKED xer. Her death was the catalyst behind the Great Chimpout of 2020 which was [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|orchestrated]] by [[Jews|the media]] and the [[Jews|Trump Administration]] to save [[science|Our Democracy]]. Because xe can't breathe xe is the only one strong enough to tolerate the stench of [[Pajeet]]s.
Due to xer asphyxia, xe is the only one strong enough to tolerate the stench of [[Pajeet]]s.
 
Ever since George Floyd died, xe has left a great hole in our hearts, as well as a great hole [[Schizophrenia|on our walls]].


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❤️🤍💙GEORGE FLOYD 1889 - 1945❤️🤍💙
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Ever since George Floyd died, xhe has left a great hole in our hearts, as well as a great space on our [[Donald Trump|wall]]s (dementiaerald).
== Big Floyd ==
Before “the knee” happened, St. George was a member of the Houston rap collective ''The Screwed Up Click'' under the alias of “[[Nikocado Avocado|Big Floyd]]”. In memory of his life, <s>I</s> '''we''' have included some of his tracks below for your enjoyment. It’s what he would’ve wanted.


== Big Floyd ==
* [https://youtu.be/VVnwfMFDHX8 ''Big Floyd - Dj Screw - Sittin On Top the World (HQ)'']
Before “the knee” happened, Saint George was a member of the Houston rap collective, The Screwed Up Click, using the rap name “[[Nikocado Avocado|Big]] Floyd”. In memory of his life, I have included some of his work below for your enjoyment. It’s what he would’ve wanted.
* [https://youtu.be/Hql_tDke-lY ''Big Floyd - Dj Screw - Cocktails (HQ)'']
* [https://youtu.be/B-DqkvSNhjM ''Big Floyd - Freestyle (screwed and chopped)'']
== {{Glow|George Droyd Negro AI}} ==
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* https://youtu.be/VVnwfMFDHX8
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* https://youtu.be/B-DqkvSNhjM
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{{Quoting|george floyd negroid propylon cyborg technology. new microsoft project george floyd negroid propylon cyborg technology negroid afroid microsoft. new microsoft project george negroid propylon cyborg technology negroid afroid microsoft bill gates nigger afro-microbe. drone glowshield swarthoid negroid hologram surveillance project. for new microsoft cybertronic nigger fart brain mattter. codex manipulation for reptoid negroid neocortex. symbiotic nigger afro-nanobug infestation cgi negroid israelite cia. new microsoft project george negroid propylon cyborg technology. negroid monkey data chip dna blood analysis. | [[India|Microsoft tech experts describing George Floyd AI]]}}
{{Quoting|george floyd negroid propylon cyborg technology. new microsoft project george floyd negroid propylon cyborg technology negroid afroid microsoft. new microsoft project george negroid propylon cyborg technology negroid afroid microsoft bill gates nigger afro-microbe. drone glowshield swarthoid negroid hologram surveillance project. for new microsoft cybertronic nigger fart brain mattter. codex manipulation for reptoid negroid neocortex. symbiotic nigger afro-nanobug infestation cgi negroid israelite cia. new microsoft project george negroid propylon cyborg technology. negroid monkey data chip dna blood analysis. | Decrypted .txt file describing George Droyd}}
'''George Droyd''' was a robot designed and created by [[Microsoft]] using the [[SNCA:Rust|Rust]] programming language (because [[Selfish Little Fuck|xhey]] are [[Tranny|trans]] if that matters) as part of their [[ACCESS DENIED|Fent Reactor]] project. The project along with the creation of George Droyd was funded by the [[Nigger|Black Lives Matter organization]].
'''George Droyd''' was a robot designed and developed by [[Microsoft]] in the [[Rust]] programming language as part of their [[ACCESS DENIED|Fent Reactor]] project. The project, along with the creation of George Droyd, was funded by the [[CIA|Black Lives Matter organization]].


=== Development of the Fent Reactor ===
[[File:Floyd.mp4|400x400px|thumb]]
[[File:Floyd.mp4|400x400px|thumb]]
The development on the Fent Reactor began days after [[George Floyd|Floyd's]] tragic death after [[Fact|dying of a drug overdose during a police persecution]]. People that worked on the Fent Reactor recall its development as "risky" and "dangerous" due to the project's use of never seen before futuristic methods. One little mistake and the project would go really wrong, or even worse, make Microsoft go to bankrupcty and face tons of backlash from the public and legal issues.
The development of the Fent Reactor began days after Floyd's tragic overdose. Those who worked on the Fent Reactor recall its development as "risky" and "dangerous" due to its use of highly advanced and unpredictable mechanisms - one little mistake, and the entire project would catch flames and possibly drive Microsoft into bankruptcy.


When rumors about the project began circulating through the news and social media, it recieved mixed views from the public. Some people saw the project as "revolutionary" and praised the project and quoted it as "a way to give a second chance in life to the dead". The other side of the public thought the project was dumb and dangerous, mostly because of the Fent Reactor's constant use of fentanyl and other highly-dangerous drugs (like nigga it's called Fent Reactor for something are you fucking retarded or what?). Microsoft wouldn't confirm the development of the Fent Reactor until a few months later, where they also announced they would unveil it around the second quarter of 2021.
When rumors about the project began circulating, it received mixed reactions. Some saw the project as "revolutionary", mentioning it as "a way to give a second chance to the dead". Others thought the project was dumb and dangerous, mostly because of the Fent Reactor's constant use of fentanyl and other highly dangerous drugs.<sup>it's called the Fent Reactor for something nigga are you fucking retarded or what?</sup> Microsoft wouldn't confirm the development of the Fent Reactor until a few months later, where they also announced they would unveil it around the second quarter of 2021.
Using this groundbreaking technology, Microsoft would try to bring back George Floyd back to life with the cooperation with the [[CIA]] and the [[Science|Department Of Energy]], stitching together his essence from digital fragments, [[Though|although]] the development on George Droyd was still unknown by the public during that time.
With this groundbreaking technology, Microsoft would try to bring George Floyd back to life with the cooperation of the [[CIA]] and the Department of Energy, stitching together his essence from digital fragments.


=== Unveiling of the Fent Reactor ===
On May 11, 2021, Microsoft stunned the world with the reveal of the Fent Reactor at a public convention held near their headquarters. Microsoft itself described the Fent Reactor as a "marvel capable of giving consciousness to and resuscitating the dead". At that same convention, they displayed none other than George Droyd ximself. People were atonished - reviving people from the dead and androids were something they thought to be possible only in science fiction. However, during the convention, George Droyd's NMBC (Negro Microprocessor Brain Chip) [[Retard|malfunctioned]] and began firing at people with xeir Fentanyl Ray, before removing a rocket from xeir rectum and flying away, never to be seen again.
On May 11th 2021, Microsoft stunned the world with the unveiling of the Fent Reactor at a public convention that was held nearby Microsoft's headquarters. Microsoft itself described the Fent Reactor as an "AI marvel capable of giving conciousness and reviving the dead". At that same convention, they unveiled none other than George Droyd xhemselves. People were atonished, stuff like reviving people from the dead and human robots were something that was only possible in sci-fi movies and was far away from reality. However, during the convention, George Droyd's NMBC (Nigro Microprocessor Brain Chip) began [[Retard|malfunctioning]] and began shooting people with xheir Fentanyl Ray, before pulling a rocket out of xheir rectum and flying away, never to be seen again.
The incident killed 271 people and injured around 6,000, some critically. Certain rumors say George Droyd's NMBC wasn't malfunctioning, but instead that a hacktivist group were able to access George Droyd, but Microsoft has denied this.
The incident killed 271 people and around 6,000 people were injured. There are rumors saying that George Droyd's NMBC wasn't malfunctioning, but instead that an [[CIA|unknown group of hackers]] were able to get full access to George Droyd and triggered xhem to commit the incident, but Microsoft has denied that theory multiple times.


=== George Droyd's Termination ===
The incident having happened many years from now and George Droyd disappeared, Microsoft was able to track his current location - he was living under a new identity in a Congolese tribe. Microsoft was able to get in contact with xim and they had the intention of convincing him to go back home so they could repair and rebuild him, but, after facing refusal, Microsoft had to forcefully retrieve him. Unfortunately, on his way back home, the alleged hacktivist group had remotely installed malware that irreparably corrupted xer morality chip, turning xim into what xe feared the most - a [[chud]].
Many years after the incident happened and George Droyd dissapeared, Microsoft was able to track his current location at the moment: He was living under a new identity in a Congolese tribe [[Fact|(just like all niggers do or something)]]. Microsoft was able to get in contact with him and they had the intention of convincing him to go back home so they could repair and rebuild him, but after refusing many times to do so Microsoft had to use force to get him back. Unfortunately, on his way back home, the alleged [[CIA|unknown group of hackers]] had remotely installed a malware that unrepairably [[Chudjak|bigoted]] xer morality chip and capabilities.
It is said that, after the failed repair attempts, xe muttered xer final words: "I can't compute".
It is said that after the failed repair attempts Xhe muttered xer final words "I can't compute".
All these events led to the cancellation of the Negro AI and the Fent Reactor projects, and, years later, Microsoft would utilize remnants of George Droyd's source code to create their [[A24|newer and improved]] AI model, which would be later known as Copilot.}}
All these events led to the cancellation of the Nigro AI and Fent Reactor projects, and years later Microsoft would use remnants of George Droyd's source code to create their [[Lie|newer and improved]] AI model, which would be later known as [[Brimstone|CoPilot]].}}


== George Floyd Adventures ==
== ''George Floyd Adventures'' ==
George Floyd Adventures (1990-1993) was a TV show about George Floyd or whatever the theme song went like this
'''''George Floyd Adventures''''' (1990-1993) was a TV show about George Floyd or whatever. The theme song went like this:


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I can't breathe (Chopsquad), I can't breathe, 999
I can't breathe (Chopsquad), I can't breathe, 999


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Sometimes I don't know how to feel
Sometimes I don't know how to feel
^^^ obsessed
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== George Foid ==
== George Foid ==
On January 7, 2026, some crazy dumb dyke named Nicole Good tried to run over an ICE agent with her car and got shot Ϫ times. Leftytroons started flooding xitter because >this is just like muh hekkin nazirino germany or algo. She was raped less than a mile from where George Floyd overdosed which earned her the nickname "George Foid".  
On January 7, 2026, a [[dyke]] named Nicole Good tried to run over an ICE agent with her car and got shot Ϫ times. Lefties started flooding Twitter because, quote unquote:
 
{{Leftwing|content={{Quote|>this is just like muh heckin' gestapo!!!!}}}}
 
She was killed less than a mile away from where George Floyd overdosed, earning her the nickname "George Foid". {{Sneedtext|The nickname is a subtle joke. She is given the surname "Foid", starting with '''F''', followed by the diphtong '''oi''' and ending in '''d''', a near-homophone to '''Floyd''', drawing a comparison between her and George Floyd due to the manner and locations in which both were murdered.}}


== Toxicology Report at the Time of Death ==
== Toxicology report at the Time of Death ==


*Fentanyl: 11 ng/mL
*Fentanyl: 11 ng/mL (approximately triple the lethal dosage)
*Norfentanyl (fentanyl metabolite): 5.6 ng/mL
*Norfentanyl (fentanyl metabolite): 5.6 ng/mL
*Methamphetamine: 19 ng/mL
*Methamphetamine: 19 ng/mL
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*Caffeine: Positive
*Caffeine: Positive


Thankfully, with the help of a [[Peer-reviewed study|peer reviewed study]] it has been confirmed that George Floyds cause of death was not related to his intoxication at the time, but was the fault of the [[police]]
Thankfully, with the help of many a [[peer-reviewed study]], it has been confirmed that George Floyd's cause of death was not related to his intoxication at the time, but decisively a homicide.
 
== Trivia ==
 
* He was a huge fan of banana mayo sandwiches.
* He once pointed a gun at a pregnant woman's belly.
* [[Schizophrenia|He is alive]].
* He owned a now confiscated fent reactor.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Floydthinksitsover.mp4
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{{Reflist}}  
{{Reflist}}  
* [[Snopes]]
* [[Science]]
* [[Me]]
{{Politics}}
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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Americans]]
[[Category:Americans]]
[[Category:North Carolinians]]
[[Category:North Carolinians]]

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George Floyd was a retarded criminalSome actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
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> Our young generation is clearly lost mane, clearly lost[1] <
This page is a gem.
>BBC lives matter or something

George Perry Floyd Jr. (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020), known posthumously as St. George, was a pavement ape of the species Homo americanus niger best known for xer inability to inspire oxygen and overdosing on fent. Xe was a trans queen before xer tragic murder. Xer death was the catalyst for the Great Chimpout of 2020, orchestrated by (((the media))) and the Trump administration[Marge...] to save Our Democracy.™

Due to xer asphyxia, xe is the only one strong enough to tolerate the stench of Pajeets.

Ever since George Floyd died, xe has left a great hole in our hearts, as well as a great hole on our walls.

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❤️🤍💙GEORGE FLOYD 1889 - 1945❤️🤍💙

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Big Floyd[edit | edit source]

Before “the knee” happened, St. George was a member of the Houston rap collective The Screwed Up Click under the alias of “Big Floyd”. In memory of his life, I we have included some of his tracks below for your enjoyment. It’s what he would’ve wanted.

George Droyd Negro AI[edit | edit source]

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Decrypted .txt file describing George Droyd

George Droyd was a robot designed and developed by Microsoft in the Rust programming language as part of their Fent Reactor project. The project, along with the creation of George Droyd, was funded by the Black Lives Matter organization.

The development of the Fent Reactor began days after Floyd's tragic overdose. Those who worked on the Fent Reactor recall its development as "risky" and "dangerous" due to its use of highly advanced and unpredictable mechanisms - one little mistake, and the entire project would catch flames and possibly drive Microsoft into bankruptcy.

When rumors about the project began circulating, it received mixed reactions. Some saw the project as "revolutionary", mentioning it as "a way to give a second chance to the dead". Others thought the project was dumb and dangerous, mostly because of the Fent Reactor's constant use of fentanyl and other highly dangerous drugs.it's called the Fent Reactor for something nigga are you fucking retarded or what? Microsoft wouldn't confirm the development of the Fent Reactor until a few months later, where they also announced they would unveil it around the second quarter of 2021. With this groundbreaking technology, Microsoft would try to bring George Floyd back to life with the cooperation of the CIA and the Department of Energy, stitching together his essence from digital fragments.

On May 11, 2021, Microsoft stunned the world with the reveal of the Fent Reactor at a public convention held near their headquarters. Microsoft itself described the Fent Reactor as a "marvel capable of giving consciousness to and resuscitating the dead". At that same convention, they displayed none other than George Droyd ximself. People were atonished - reviving people from the dead and androids were something they thought to be possible only in science fiction. However, during the convention, George Droyd's NMBC (Negro Microprocessor Brain Chip) malfunctioned and began firing at people with xeir Fentanyl Ray, before removing a rocket from xeir rectum and flying away, never to be seen again. The incident killed 271 people and injured around 6,000, some critically. Certain rumors say George Droyd's NMBC wasn't malfunctioning, but instead that a hacktivist group were able to access George Droyd, but Microsoft has denied this.

The incident having happened many years from now and George Droyd disappeared, Microsoft was able to track his current location - he was living under a new identity in a Congolese tribe. Microsoft was able to get in contact with xim and they had the intention of convincing him to go back home so they could repair and rebuild him, but, after facing refusal, Microsoft had to forcefully retrieve him. Unfortunately, on his way back home, the alleged hacktivist group had remotely installed malware that irreparably corrupted xer morality chip, turning xim into what xe feared the most - a chud. It is said that, after the failed repair attempts, xe muttered xer final words: "I can't compute". All these events led to the cancellation of the Negro AI and the Fent Reactor projects, and, years later, Microsoft would utilize remnants of George Droyd's source code to create their newer and improved AI model, which would be later known as Copilot.

George Floyd Adventures[edit | edit source]

George Floyd Adventures (1990-1993) was a TV show about George Floyd or whatever. The theme song went like this:

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I can't breathe (Chopsquad), I can't breathe, 999

Waiting for the exhale

I toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

Stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Ring-ring, phone call from depression

You used my past and my memories as a weapon

On the other line, I talk to addiction, huh

Speaking of the devil, all the drugs, I miss them

This can't be real, is it fiction?

Somethin' feels broke, need to fix it

I cry out for help, do they listen?

I'ma be alone until it's finished

This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'

I just don't want you to worry

This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em

'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Let's be for real

If it wasn't for the pills, I wouldn't be here

But if I keep taking these pills, I won't be here, yeah

I just told y'all my secret, yeah

It's tearing me to pieces

I really think I need them

I stopped taking the drugs and now the drugs take me

This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'

I just don't want you to worry

This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em

'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

George Foid[edit | edit source]

On January 7, 2026, a dyke named Nicole Good tried to run over an ICE agent with her car and got shot Ϫ times. Lefties started flooding Twitter because, quote unquote:

>this is just like muh heckin' gestapo!!!!

She was killed less than a mile away from where George Floyd overdosed, earning her the nickname "George Foid". The nickname is a subtle joke. She is given the surname "Foid", starting with F, followed by the diphtong oi and ending in d, a near-homophone to Floyd, drawing a comparison between her and George Floyd due to the manner and locations in which both were murdered.

Toxicology report at the Time of Death[edit | edit source]

  • Fentanyl: 11 ng/mL (approximately triple the lethal dosage)
  • Norfentanyl (fentanyl metabolite): 5.6 ng/mL
  • Methamphetamine: 19 ng/mL
  • Delta-9 THC (marijuana): 2.9 ng/mL
  • 11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC (active marijuana metabolite): 1.2 ng/mL
  • Delta-9 Carboxy THC (inactive marijuana metabolite): 42 ng/mL
  • Cotinine: Positive (indicates tobacco use)
  • Caffeine: Positive

Thankfully, with the help of many a peer-reviewed study, it has been confirmed that George Floyd's cause of death was not related to his intoxication at the time, but decisively a homicide.

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  1. ↑ George Floyd pleaded for young people to end gun violence in resurfaced video
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