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Revision as of 05:22, 10 August 2026



Check the history section for the full story.

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Salt, also called Chud ## Admin, NuAdmin, or Quote, is the current and 6th owner of soyjak.party. On August 9th, 2026, the site was presumably given to him by Quote in the Second Great Handover. This resulted in an outage spanning somewhere between 10-20 hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] due to server transfer complications.
We don't know much about him, but he has already made VERY big changes. All Quote-era bans were forgiven, and many of Quote's jannies were purged from the roster. He also announced he was restructuring the rules, notably removing Rule 7. His introduction was marked by an extremely high PPH spike, with a PPH of over 2,300+ at 4:59 AM (UTC) on August 9, 2026. He was received quite well by 'teens on Soybooru and the Sharty itself for like 30 minutes, mostly due to Quote setting the bar to niggerhell. He has been likened to the prophetic Admin Ϫ due to his positive changes, but him being the sixth admin of the site has led to many concerns, though everyone knows Quote is Admin 6. So he might be the actual Admin Ϫ because of his (so-far) gemmy changes to the sharty. Many also believe Salt is actually just Quote LARPing.
It took nusois 5 hours to make a Femsalt porn thread. 
History

>b-b-but muh PPH!
First day
- Accidentally banned VPNs, quickly reverted
- Namefagging was banned on /soy/
- Averi and smuglet posters got 'nished🗝️
Deleted NAMEROLLS?Reverted, mostly due to soyteens noticing and calling him out.- Cattywipes /j/ because there was "too much porn
" from Quote's janny cabal.
- Deleted the dreaded DOCTOS wordfilter and other word filters to everyone's praise.[1]
- Reverted ALL bans.
- Deleted /craft/, much to the chagrin of Mist, who is was sorting it out as of August 9, 2026.[2]
Rules update
One of his first actions would be re-writing the rules, allowing gore, 'cado and Roblox discussion, resulting in immediate gore spam and Roblox threads.[3] He also cracked down on porn. He caused Mist's clitty to leak resulting in his ban and causing the PPH to near 3000.[4]
Possible identity
Me(You)Root is possibly gonna be the new adminHe got slimedMustard since he was the de facto head of Soysphere operations for a lot of Quote's termMustard's jurisdiction is limited to the booru only (which means he has full ownership of the 'ru?) (<- yes)Cobblestone to fully make pooner takeover theory a realityShe fortunately got slimed tooFenririsno wayMistWarrior-Z(can he even run a chan?)Aryan_warrior(if he can't report his cousin to the cops then imagine affording three websites)Lobster Dog a.k.a RichfagheSaid it's not himQuote(can falsefags but There is insufficient evidence)Soot logged in again- Martin Shkreli
Sam Altman- kuz crawled out of the pits of niggerhell
He's most likely a random rich caca btw
Also everybody seems to want to call him Salt [I think you mean sodium chloride].
Things he does
- He uses privacy browsers.
- He thinks Tor is laggy.
- He hosts the sharty's servers in his own home.
- He HATES namefags
- He HATES DDoS
- He doesn't know what the Swinny or Kiwi Farms are.
- He larps as a newfag.
- He saw people ask for an "opsec level:" fortune a few weeks ago (July) and thought about adding fortunes to the Sharty.
- He thinks video games are for babies and hid and locked🔒 /craft/ just because he doesn't play Minecraft.
- He lives in the West Coast.
- He allows goreaphiles to run rampant because he's a fucking nigger.

Gallery
Soysonas
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>OH MY HECKIN CHUCK NORRIS IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKIN 4CHAN CULTURE!!!!!!!
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whatever tf is this nigga (even doe that’s king of soy, former admin of the sharty)
Salty variants
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Generic 'plier variant nobeidore except /soy/ (i.e. everyone) is gonna use
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Brim
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First prototype
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Welcoming the new admin
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Based on Wholesome Soyjak
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OMGSISA
See also
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0809-2131-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16943721.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0446-08/https://soylentsource.st:443/index.php?threads/craft-removed.246/
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0757-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16955835.html
- ↑ File:Bandmistmsg.png
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