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Revision as of 11:48, 27 August 2024

Mazel tov! Portuguese-Islamic War is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
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The Portuguese-Islamic War is a flamewar that is being fought on the sharty’s /pol/ board and booru + schlog between God’s chosen folx and the soldiers of Allah SWT.

About

The entire war originated from the Brenton Tarrant praise thread, where a familiar portuguese user spamming his familiar Brenton Tarrant TCC edits was spotted by someone who knows him, Warrior-Z. An entire battle broke out within the thread and both started generating seethe threads about each other while fighting in each other's threads. More and more soyteens started joining in and the battle only intensified, with /pol/ becoming an even more than usual heated battleground. For now, the battle seems to be quite relative. The /pol/ board has a long history of religious clashes mainly between Muslims and Christians (sometimes supported by Jews and/or Pajeets) since both of them are apperently being the largest religious groups on the board.

The muzziecord banwave

On 2024/8/22 3 members of muzziecord were banned for rule 2 (You WILL NOT advocate, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content.)

At an unknown date (around 2024/8/21) The Portuguese was briefly banned for rule 2 for drawing an image depicting the rape of a minor by 2 muslims, but as the image did not contain any visible genitalia nor did it promote such actions and instead condemned them, he was unbanned from 3 minutes to 2 hours later.

the final conclusion is that /pol/ is a chud owned board

The doxxing of the Portuguese

The Portuguese got doxxed by Warrior-Z on the 'ru. The consensus to it was mixed some said he looked shit some said he mogs, this didn't bother him and that he only became more proud. As shown here. What's notable about the doxx is tha the muzzies were soo insecure about their skin color they made an meme version to make the skin look darker. But the Portuchad toned his skin down, because if you seen the original version, you would be blinded by his whiteness. (If you are Asian, Black, Muslim, Hindu, or Native)

eye pix

The doxx of Warrior-Z

After Warrior-Z doxxed the Portuguese, of course, he wanted revenge. So he made a thread supposedly "leaking" Warrior-Z's face, but this happened to be a faildox due to the lack of evidence that this IS infact Warrior-Z. Turns out the faildoxx was from an o9a larp Ukranian member, posted on DER 'CORD. Warrior-Z and his crew kept asking for evidence, but none were given, eventually the thread went back to banter between the MUDSLIMES and the KKKRUSADERS. this might be his pic because the way he was seething in muzziecord when this picture that definitely isn't him take it with a grain of sal because he deleted all of the evidence of it in muzzie cord channels


Debates

Of course, since its mainly a religious and ethical based conflict, there would be shitposting on aisha's age (3rd wife of the false prophet muhamad) this is retarded because menbers of muzziecord were denying facts confirmed by a simple google search this led to extreme leakage part of muzzie cord this was an decissive victory for the /pol/ alt right

Fake aryans

after mild shitposting on /pol/ islamists got baited into discussing race politics this lead to the comparassion to know whos whiter than who after the Brazilian used an image searcher to see if the image was turko roach it apears that he wuz wrong and turko roach is just a shitskin heres proof of the claim

this image is commonly used to mock Turkish sharty users in /pol/ orginaly made by one of the russians
evolution of the turko roach

sand niggger

after some shitty bait attempt for some unkown reason germanoroach sent an eyepic to start discussing race politics he exposed himself as a roach folowing image proves the event. Peter Turner, an amerimutt was also called non white, until he posted a picture of himself on the sharty. The image showed him in an American flag mask, and an ushanka. Then, a muzzy tried to groom him to be a femboy. Of course, the muzzy died.

hes just an immigrant

Summary

muzzies leaked soo hard after getting called out for bieng shitskin pedos. most of them went inactive on /pol/ resulting in a victory for the anti islam side

Imperator decided to share his story of what happened during the Portuguese-Islamic war and the events that unfolded to cause the result of the war.mudslime fanfic

Gallery

Israeli backing accusations

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

AMERICA PORTUGAL UKRAINE LITHUANIA AND QUEBEC NOT JEWISH! LEARN THE TRUTH!

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