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| date = July 30th 2026 - Present.
| date = July 30th 2026 - Present.
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'''Soyvil War 5''' is an ongoing [[Soyvil War|conflict]] that began on July 30, 2026 ([[Furcord leaks|or arguably]] [[Seventh Soysurgency|two days earlier]] [[truth|ᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ]]) due to user outrage at pedophilic jokes being unbanned. Tension in the soysphere has been ramping up in the last two months with various events like [[Soysurgencies]] and other [[shitflinging]].
The '''Seventh Soysurgency''' is an ongoing [[soysurgency|conflict]] that began on July 30, 2026 ([[Furcord leaks|or arguably]] [[Wiki-furcord crisis|two days earlier]] [[truth|ᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ]]) due to user outrage at pedophilic jokes being unbanned. Tension in the soysphere has been ramping up in the last two months with the topical [[smuglet]] [[nuvariant]] being posted soysphere-wide, the nuvariant itself being based on Blue Archive material. The Seventh Soysurgency would ultimately precipice and begin when the rules of the [[sharty]] was changed; Rule 2 of the ruleset had its dependent clause "including pedophilic jokes" removed leading many to believe that the site now allowed pedophilic jokes - leading to soysphere wide unrest and clitty leakage.


== Events ==
== Events ==
=== July 28 ===
{{Main|Furcord leaks}}
=== July 30 ===
=== July 30 ===
Around 18:00 UTC, a massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] due to the castration of rule 2.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref> Soyteens called for Fifth Soyvil War.  
Around 18:00 UTC, a massive clitty leakage started on [[Soy/|/soy/]] due to the castration of rule 2.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref> Soyteens called for [[Soyvil War 5|Fifth Soyvil War]]. {{Glow|(ev&doe it will probably stop soon and everyone will forget about this)}} < MEDS IT WILL NOT QUOTECORD PYSOP DNI


During the later evening and early night set in the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped with a few normalish threads and a brimstone thread made by the [[Brimstone|baitcord]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>
During the later evening and early night set in the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped with a few normalish threads and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>


Currently, most action taken are:
Notable Actions on July 30:
* [[Spam]] of copypastas, notably the [[Quote (detractor perspective)#Ultimate copypasta|"Kill Quote"]] copypasta
* [[Warrior-Z]] declares "Total War"
* Marketpliers dropping a massive NVKE by leaking baitcord leaks<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9}}</ref>
* [[Spam]] of copypastas, notably the "Kill Quote" copypasta
* Increased advertising for various splinters
* [[MarketPliers|Marketpliers]] dropping a massive NVKE by leaking baitcord leaks<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9}}</ref>
* Increased advertising for various [[Splinter|splinters]]
* One [[Aryan|teen]] posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>
* One [[Aryan|teen]] posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>


=== July 31 events and Soysphere shutdown ===
=== July 31 ===
At around 1:00 UTC, [[jannies]] would [[Catalog wiping|catty wipe]] [[soy/|/soy/]] removing over 10 hours of threads made in protest. [[Ban]] list is filled with rule 5 and 13 bans.
In the early hours of July 31st, the /soy/ [[catalog]] was wiped by [[Janitor|jannies]], likely in an attempt to [[1984|suppress the soysurgency]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1201-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1201-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html]</ref>
 
At that time most Amerimutts and Euromutts went to sleep, and fight slowed down significantly, however it still hasn't stopped. Time will tell if it will resume with new force today.
 
At aproximately 7:00 UTC spam was renewed, and after that all Soysphere sites went down for aproximately an hour. At ~08:10 UTC Soysphere sites resumed work.  
 
As countermeassure a lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to /q/
 
== Containment breach ==
{{CIA}}
Due to the actions by [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny Insurgency]], [[Hacker Soy (Patient)|Patient 1913]] has supposedly breached containment on July 31 and is currently damaging all [[computer]] systems within the soysphere. This resulted in the 'ki, 'ru and the sharty going down on Friday, Jul 31 07:45 AM BST 2026. Mobile 'Jak Force was dispatched to contain the incident, but was unsuccessful because the patient used [[Proton|Proton VPN]]. [[ACCESS DENIED|█████]] commented on the issue:<blockquote>█████ ██████ FUCKING NIGGERS ███████ ██████ COALING UP MY SERVERS. █ ████ ███████ ████████████████ ██████ ██████ RAPE [[You|YUO]].</blockquote>


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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<gallery>File:7-30 soyvil war 5 catalog.png|The 'log on July 30</gallery>
File:7-30 soyvil war 5 catalog.png|The 'log on July 30
File:Banpage.png|Banpage as of 31st July. A lot of rule 5 and 13 bans, because (you) just are underage, okay?
File:Status soyjak.png|status.soyjak.st 31st of July, right after Soysphere resumed its work
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The Seventh Soysurgency is an ongoing conflict that began on July 30, 2026 (or arguably two days earlier ᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ) due to user outrage at pedophilic jokes being unbanned. Tension in the soysphere has been ramping up in the last two months with the topical smuglet nuvariant being posted soysphere-wide, the nuvariant itself being based on Blue Archive material. The Seventh Soysurgency would ultimately precipice and begin when the rules of the sharty was changed; Rule 2 of the ruleset had its dependent clause "including pedophilic jokes" removed leading many to believe that the site now allowed pedophilic jokes - leading to soysphere wide unrest and clitty leakage.

Events

July 28

Main article: Furcord leaks

July 30

Around 18:00 UTC, a massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ due to the castration of rule 2.[1] Soyteens called for Fifth Soyvil War. (ev&doe it will probably stop soon and everyone will forget about this) < MEDS IT WILL NOT QUOTECORD PYSOP DNI

During the later evening and early night set in the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped with a few normalish threads and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord[2]

Notable Actions on July 30:

July 31

In the early hours of July 31st, the /soy/ catalog was wiped by jannies, likely in an attempt to suppress the soysurgency.[5]

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