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[[File:Jerdeedash.PNG|thumb|200px|The games logo, obviously similar to Geometry Dash's logo, and featuring the [[Jartycuck]].]] | [[File:Jerdeedash.PNG|thumb|200px|The games logo, obviously similar to Geometry Dash's logo, and featuring the [[Jartycuck]].]] | ||
'''Jarty Dash''' is a hypothetical fangame of [[SNCA:Geometry Dash|Geometry Dash]] dedicated to [[Jakparty.soy]]. It is theorized to have [['P|'p]], [[Baby monkey torture|BMT]], and other [[brimstone]] inside of the games levels. It's unknown who started the rumor of this games existence. Most of the times {{Thoughtext|though}}, Geometry Dash is referred to as Jarty Dash. | '''Jarty Dash''', also known as '''Jartometry Dash''', is a hypothetical fangame of [[SNCA:Geometry Dash|Geometry Dash]] dedicated to [[Jakparty.soy]]. It is theorized to have [['P|'p]], [[Baby monkey torture|BMT]], and other [[brimstone]] inside of the games levels. It's unknown who started the rumor of this games existence. Most of the times {{Thoughtext|though}}, Geometry Dash is referred to as Jarty Dash. | ||
If you were ever to accidentally download it, UNINSTALL IT IMMEDIATELY! The developer of this game is a literal who called RoonTroon. But if you're too late, the [['P|'p]] folder might've already been downloaded with the game and cause your phone to freeze every time you turned it on, due to the [[Thrembo|Ϫ]]TB size of it. | If you were ever to accidentally download it, UNINSTALL IT IMMEDIATELY! The developer of this game is a literal who called RoonTroon. But if you're too late, the [['P|'p]] folder might've already been downloaded with the game and cause your phone to freeze every time you turned it on, due to the [[Thrembo|Ϫ]]TB size of it. | ||
Revision as of 01:19, 16 August 2026
Jarty Dash, also known as Jartometry Dash, is a hypothetical fangame of Geometry Dash dedicated to Jakparty.soy. It is theorized to have 'p, BMT, and other brimstone inside of the games levels. It's unknown who started the rumor of this games existence. Most of the times though, Geometry Dash is referred to as Jarty Dash.
If you were ever to accidentally download it, UNINSTALL IT IMMEDIATELY! The developer of this game is a literal who called RoonTroon. But if you're too late, the 'p folder might've already been downloaded with the game and cause your phone to freeze every time you turned it on, due to the ϪTB size of it.
Levels
There are multiple levels that are in the game that have been confirmed by Snopes to exist.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
Level 1: Jakparty.soy madness
The starter level Stereo Madness but more niggerhellish than it already is, the level starts off with basic obstacles, but soon escalates to brimstone flashing on the screen, extremely hard obstacles and hidden coins that splash you with the Discord water once you collect one. Only a few people have ever completed this level, with one being the former administrator LimeAIDS.
Level 2: All Shemmy Breaks Loose (OOYYYYYYY)
As if the first level wasn't bad enough, there is ANOTHER level developed by some literal who called "Shemypito". It begins with already mediocre triangle-shaped obstacles with embedded Tama and Mameson (oh boy they are gonna LOVE this!!!) and a few portals with every pixel embedded with the same 2 abominations of "mascots". Then the background is now infinite BBC dildos moving on the screen, you hear the sound of drawfags doing their job, and the obstacles are now humanely impossible, at the end all the coins suddenly appear but they are replaced with 'p. Only ONE single person has ever completed this niggerhell level, and that person in question is the creator of the game itself.
Level 3: Frogswede
The ultimate epitome of Sharty derangement syndrome. No one has ever bothered completing this level (good). The level already begins great, with hard obstacles and unmeasurable amounts of obsession popping up on the screen every few seconds, then at the mid level you WILL hear the sounds of spic swedeniggers seething immensely, see frogs everywhere and every pixel embedded with 'p. The end is currently unknown, and might be lost forever since this level is so fucking difficult.
There is one level that won't be documented in this list due to it being so vile. And also allegedly having Dancing swede.mp4.
