SNCA:Fallout

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Fallout is a game franchise created by Interplay/Black Isle and currently occupied by Bethesda Softworks. It basically revolves around how humans will always engage in Useless Nigger Wars, or, if you're a retard on twitter, how capitalism is le bad ev&doe Fallout is currently owned by a massive company.

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Fallout One[edit | edit source]

Absolute A24 slowburn gem.

You have to find a waterchip for your Vault, but it eventually devolves into a quest to track down and destroy the source of a highly aggressive race that serve as cattle for a creature known as The Master.

Liked by Trannies and Chuds alike for it's kino writing and generally fun combat unless you're an Algorithim Slut who can't learn to press buttons other than WASD and Left Mouse.

Remember that Energy Weapons are the best in the game, The Brotherhood are SLF's so stock up on Radaway in The Hub for free power armor. Do NOT give your companions burst weapons. Tycho IS the best companion. Tragically, there are no DLCs.

Fallout Two[edit | edit source]

Gemmiest RPG of all time.

You have to save your tribe by getting a GECK because there's a famine, but then The Enclave, the funny "WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!!!!!!!" faction (if you're a larper), show up and try to turn your tribe into a bunch of DNBs. A rerun of Fallout One with way more shit to do, basically.

You also get to meet The NCR Before Brahmin Barons corrupted it.

Use the Bozar, Jinxed and Better Criticals. Enclave Power Armor is free. Dick Richardson is an Aryan God. Goris the Deathclaw is the best companion, btw. Still no DLC for this game, unless you count Fallout: Brotherhood Of Steel.

Spin offs[edit | edit source]

Between FO2 and FO3 there were couple of SNCA games that only Nophono has ever played.

Fallout Tactics - Hidden gem or something. You control a team of characters using tactics n strategy or something along those lines yeah. In this game you join brotherhood of shit in midwest US to fight against bad guys. Considered to be non-canon, though a lot of lore in future games is based on this game.
Fallout Brotherhood of Steel - Interplay's worst fumble. This game is so coal, in fact, that the company pretty much went bankrupt after this and had to sell the Fallout IP. This is mainly due to their retarded design decisions in order to appeal to edgy teenage boys. The most notorious examples are the blatant sexualization of pretty much all the women in the game, including Slipknot music instead of classic gems, replacing Nuka-Cola with Bawls Energy for some reason, and worst of all, the super mutant piss scene. Not much else is known about this game except the fact that a lot of people consider it to be coally. Unlike other Fallout games, it's linear and is more focused on Diablo-like gameplay rather than typical turn-based combat.

Fallout Three[edit | edit source]

Originally Van Buren, which was gonna be more like the classic games until GODD Howard bought the Fallout IP in 2004, and began the development of Bethesda's Fallout 3 that was going parallel with the development of Oblivion.

Because of this, many people find these games to be similar. In this game you search for your dad after a really cool intro act where you grow up from caca to soyadult. Story is similar to New Vegas where you are a good guy or a bad guy.

There is no best companion (they're all retarded), the best weapon is Sydney's 10mm Ultra SMG which you can get after Stealing Independence if you bring Sydney a note from her dead moid inside the Statesman Hotel, and the best DLC is anything but The Pitt.

This is also the first game to introduce the Radio feature, so you can listen to gemmy music from before they invented the sharty. Some gems include Anything Goes, Rhythm for You and Jazzy Interlude. Unfortunately, this game features a song, Butcher Pete Part 1, which would go on to become one of the worst and most overused songs in later games.

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Fallout New Vegas[edit | edit source]

Gemmy game occupied by trannies and braniggers.

Basically Fallout Two but in 3D, with better gambling, and also Nuka-Cola has been replaced with the objectively better Sunset Sarsaparilla, later seen in Fallout 76.

In this game you get shot in the head before getting dragged into a battle between the factions of The Mojave and decide if The NCR (Now fighting in a desert for a group of people nobody likes.. sound familiar?), Caesar's Legion, Yes Man and Mr House.

VATS builds are the best in this game. Half of the DLC is 95% dialogue about SNCA so be warned. Real men pick NCR and genocide every other faction. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL. The best companion is Raul. The best DLC is Dead Money, but Trannies hate it because it's too fuggen hard or something. The best weapon is the Survivalist's Rifle + .45 SMG, btw. Also if you wanna GREAT weapon to start with go to Chance's grave in the Tribal Village which is close to Goodsprings but get a shovel first.

This game, like Fallout 4, has only two main radio stations, unlike Fallout 76 and Fallout 3, which have three radio stations. This time, one consistently plays Frank Sinatra and similar tracks, while the other plays Marty Robbins songs and other western tracks.

Fallout Four[edit | edit source]

The most popular game in franchise.

Unlike what is written everywhere, Fallout 4 is NOT an RPG. Fallout 4 is primarily a first-person shooter set in an open world, and is more similar to Far Cry, not RPGs like Neverwinter nights or something. It's set in Massachusetts and you search for your relative again. The story structure is more akin to New Vegas where you don't have to follow strict milestones unlike in FO3, and follow some faction to find your dad. Both chuds and trannies hate this game but only real ones know that the FO4 is the best game in franchise.

Ada, from the Automatron DLC, is the best companion. The Brotherhood is the best faction. Far Harbor is the best DLC and only good part of this game other than torturing your settlers for no reason. The Tesla Cannon is the best in the game.

This game would feature the definitive worst song in any of the Fallout games, Pistol Packin' Mama by Bing Crosby, alongside pretty gemmy songs like Right Behind You Baby, Crawl Out Through the Fallout, Sixty Minute Man and The Wanderer.

Always complete the X-02 Power Armor quest (Speak Of The Devil) as soon as possible.

Fallout 76[edit | edit source]

Formerly Coal, now it's a redeemed Gem^[Marge...].

Trannies hated it at launch for being buggy and a cashgrab and not having a heckin story!!! (Ev&doe it has multiple. Also it has one more faction than Fallout: New Vegas, haha.) It also didn't have NPCs at launch, which is lame. They were later added in the Wastelanders update. Todd Howard said that it had "16x the detail as Fallout 4" to which people who form an opinion on a game before playing it made fun of, ev&doe it literally does have 16x the detail as Fallout 4.

The game takes place in West Virginia, but later updates added map expansions into Shenandoah National Park and OHIOOOO!!! Also you can launch a nuke and fight giant monsters which is cool. Other than that it's only covered by Video Essay Channels that make 10 hour "Why Fallout 76 failed" (ev&doe it didn't) videos.

Grand Finale and Foundation's Revenge are the only good weapons (though Bunker Buster is pretty gemmy too), make sure you transform into a ghoul as soon as possible. Try to grind the Moonshine Jamboree and Safe & Sound public events for the best moonshine for strength boosts and CAMP items respectively, as much as you can. Also the events that can start when nuking certain parts of the map are pretty fun, especially A Colossal Problem.

This game has the largest selection of radio tracks, and has three radio stations, like Fallout 3. For some reason, Appalachia Radio has songs from the early 1900s to the 1960s. Who cares.

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