SNCA:Fallout

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Fallout is a game franchise created by Interplay/Black Isle and currently occupied by Bethesda Softworks. It basically revolves around how humans will always engage in Useless Nigger Wars, or, if you're a retard on twitter, how capitalism is le bad ev&doe Fallout is currently owned by a massive company.

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Fallout One[edit | edit source]

Absolute A24 slowburn gem. You have to find a waterchip for your Vault, but it eventually devolves into a quest to track down and destroy the source of a highly agressive race that serve as cattle for a creature known as The Master. Liked by Trannies and Chuds alike for it's kino writing and generally fun combat unless you're an Algorithim Slut who can't learn to press buttons other than WASD and Left Mouse. Remember that Energy Weapons are the best in the game, The Brotherhood are SLF's so stock up on Radaway in The Hub for free power armor. Do NOT give your companions burst weapons. Tycho IS the best companion. Tragically, there are no DLCs.

Fallout Two[edit | edit source]

Gemmiest RPG of all time. You have to save your tribe by getting a GECK because there's a famine, but then The Enclave, the funny "WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!!!!!!!" faction (if you're a larper), show up and try to turn your tribe into a bunch of DNBs. A rerun of Fallout One with way more shit to do, basically. You also get to meet The NCR Before Brahmin Barons corrupted it. Use the Bozar, Jinxed and Better Criticals. Enclave Power Armor is free. Dick Richardson is an Aryan God. Goris the Deathclaw is the best companion, btw. Still no DLC for this game, unless you count Fallout: Brotherhood Of Steel.

Spin offs[edit | edit source]

Between the F2 and F3 there were couple of SNCA games that only Nophono has ever played.

Fallout Tactics - Hidden gem or something. You control a team of characters using tactics n strategy or something along those lines yeah. In this game you join brotherhood of shit in midwest US to fight against bad guys. Considered to be non-canon.
Fallout Brotherhood of Steel - Not much is known about this game except the fact that a lot of people consider it to be coally. Unlike other Fallout games, it's linear and is more focused on Diablo-like gameplay rather than typical turn-based combat.

Fallout Three[edit | edit source]

GODD Howard bought the Fallout IP in 2004, and began the development of Fallout 3 that was going parallel with the development of Oblivion. Because of this, many people find these games to be similar. In this game you search for your dad after a really cool intro act where you grow up from caca to soyadult. Story is a regular disneyslop where you are a good guy who fights against bad guys. There is no best companion (they're all retarded), the best weapon is the Man Opener (no homo boiiiiii), and The best DLC is The Pitt.

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Fallout New Vegas[edit | edit source]

Gemmy game occupied by trannies. Basically Fallout Two but in 3D and with better gambling. In this game you get shot in the head before getting dragged into a battle between the factions of The Mojave and decide if The NCR (Now fighting in a desert for a group of people nobody likes.. sound familiar?), Caesar's Legion, Yes Man and Mr House. VATS builds are the best in this game. Half of the DLC is 95% dialogue about SNCA so be warned. Real men pick NCR and genocide every other faction. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL. The best companion is Raul. The best DLC is Dead Money, but Trannies hate it because it's too fuggen hard or something. The best weapon is the Survialist's Rifle + .45 SMG, btw.

Fallout four[edit | edit source]

The most popular game in franchise. Unlike what is written everywhere, Fallout 4 is NOT an RPG. Fallout 4 is primarily a first-person shooter set in an open world, and is more similar to Far Cry, not RPGs like Neverwinter nights or something. It's set on East Coast US and you search for your relative again. The story structure is more akin to New-Vegas where you don't have to follow strict milestones unlike in F3, and follow some faction to find your dad. Both chuds and trannies hate this game but only real ones know that the F4 is the best game in franchise. Macready is the best companion. The brotherhood is the best faction. Far harbour is the best DLC and only good part of this game other than Torturing your settlers for no reason. The tesla cannon is the best in the game. Always complete the X-02 Power Armor quest (Speak Of The Devil) as soon as possible.

Fallout 76[edit | edit source]

Misunderstood Gem. Used to be a Bethesda Cashgrab but slowly became a decent game. Hated by Trannies for not having a heckin story!!! (Ev&doe it has multiple. Also if you like Randall Clark it's not different from the average 76 story.) Also you can launch a nuke and fight giant monsters which is cool. Other than that it's only covered by Video Essay Channels that make 10 hour "Why Fallout 76 failed" (ev&doe it didn't) videos.

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