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Seventh Soysurgency

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The Seventh Soysurgency is an ongoing conflict that began on July 30, 2026 (or arguably two days earlier ᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ) due to user outrage at pedophilic jokes being unbanned. Tension in the soysphere has been ramping up in the last two months with the topical smuglet nuvariant being posted soysphere-wide, the nuvariant itself being based on Blue Archive material. The Seventh Soysurgency would ultimately precipice and begin when the rules of the sharty was changed; Rule 2 of the ruleset had its dependent clause "including pedophilic jokes" removed leading many to believe that the site now allowed pedophilic jokes - leading to soysphere wide unrest and clitty leakage.

Events

July 30

Around 18:00 UTC, a massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ due to the castration of rule 2.[1] Soyteens called for Fifth Soyvil War. (ev&doe it will probably stop soon and everyone will forget about this) < MEDS IT WILL NOT QUOTECORD PYSOP DNI

During the later evening and early night set in the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped with a few normalish threads and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord[2]

Notable Actions on July 30:

July 31

In the early hours of July 31st, the /soy/ catalog was wiped by jannies, likely in an attempt to suppress the soysurgency.[5]

Gallery

  • The 'log on July 30
    The 'log on July 30

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html
  3. ↑ [dead]
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1201-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html
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