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Second Soysurgency

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The Second Great Soysurgency, also known as the Great Leakflood, is an ongoing "war" on /soy/. It began after Limeade made a thread calling Soytan, Gigachad, Pepe and caca haters Twitter immigrants (true btw)<----------(me when i say a half true); causing widespread nusoi clitty leakage and mass spam. It’s a conflict with NAS basically a populist revolt against limeade. (note: limeAIDS wanted to turn /dem/ into his personal MLP porn dump). Limeade's clitty originally started to leak when some 'teens did the summoning ritual to ban soytan and xe seethed after the thread got 1000 replies.
9a0c has been running psyops and propaganda with his 'cord trying to dismiss this whole ordeal as (((SNCA))).
Democratic Crisis
The conflict has also recently included the board /dem/ turning against Limeade for rigging the boards election and generally making it worse which is seen as his fault along with the new President
Origins
Main article: Billinton
In July 2025 a new election was held following the natural end of /webm/ revivalist term. In the first round, Joe Biden got the most votes, but was forced to drop out due to the "Zartygate" scandal, endorsing Billinton in the run-off. Following this, Bill won the election, with George W. Bush as his Vice President.
The Election
Billinton secretly resigned on July 28th, 2025, with Bush announcing It two days later. Bill likely expaded Bush to take over for the rest of his term, but since VP is NOT an official position, new elections were triggered. The main candidates in this election were Former President CobsonTALKS and former MP freedotPNG, and former janitor VEEN, who was however surpassed by Femquote at the last minute.
The Results
Limeade decided to allow five candidates in the run-off, instead of the usual three. 'TALKS came first, but Limeade said that, as a former president, he would have needed to obtain 50% of the vote to be re-elected, which he failed tò do; Femquote, as the runner-up, was therefore inaugurated as president
The Conflict
See also: Femquote_(Namefag)
On August 8, 2025, Limeade admitted to rigging the current /dem/ election in favor of Femquote by abusing Gempasses from other 'teens, causing great controversy, especially amongst CordsonTALKS voters who felt like the election was stolen. Former MP and candidate User:You look like a bot, who supported PNG in the second round, tried to wipe the board but failed. Following this, two polls were stickied:
- Femquote's Impeachment Poll (by Limeade)
- A polling asking whether the board should be deleted (by Femquote)
Both polls require a 2/3rds supermajority to pass (for example, 200 votes in favor if 300 people were to vote) [1]
Gallery
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caca troopers landing to support gigas
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Femquote's clitty leaking on the ban list
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Femquote's clitty leaking yet again
Snopes
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