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/dem/
soyjak.party imageboard
FoundedDecember 2, 2024
TerminatedAugust 10, 2025
Creator9a0c
Owner9a0c
Total Posts82,000+
Homepagehttps://soyjak.st/dem/
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/dem/ - Democracy was the democracy board of soyjak.party. It was created by Thanos during the board advent, in which one new board would be made every day for the month, and only the most active boards would remain. It was hoped to surpass /soy/ but was mostly dead aside from a small and persistent population of natives. As a board of democracy, the people were to create its rules through a majority vote of the parliament.

/dem/ attacked both /bp/ and /leftysoy/ at the end of the Board Advent. For a while, it was the only board to survive the event, with the other one being deleted due to stealing the most important GET in Sharty history.

The board was shut down by 9a0c on August 10, 2025 in the aftermath of the democratic crisis of the Second Great Soysurgency; a vote to impeach the board's final (and illegitimate) president[1] culminated in the board being nuked. It was meant to be deleted a day later, but the passwords to the janny accounts were leaked to the /gem/cord and the president account was captain coaled.[2]

Presidents, the papacy and elections[edit | edit source]

For a list of previous elections, presidents and popes, see dem/List of officials.

Each term lasted exactly a month. Elections were always held 1 week before the end of a term, during which a campaigning stage was held. A president could only be elected once, and if re-elected, must have attained a majority of the votes. Presidents could appoint up to 10 board jannies.

Presidents could be impeached with a no-confidence vote. These were done by 9a0c if there appeared to be general disapproval of the president's policies. A no-confidence vote required a supermajority to pass and took 2 days. (this rule could NOT be adjusted)

These rules could be adjusted with a supermajority vote.

Papacy[edit | edit source]

The papacy was introduced on May 9, 2025. It allowed popes to undemocratically adjust the outcome of the election. They could also pin ONE thread. Pontificates lasted indefinitely.[3] Popes were only replaced through the resignation or removal of the previous pope, usually by a new president. There was only one pope at a given time and a president could not be a pope at the same time. Popes were nominated by the current president and approved by the public with a 2 day majority vote. The last Pope was Klaus Schwab.

Laws under presidency[edit | edit source]

To be researched: /dem/ laws under Cobson, CobsonTALKS' second presidency and /webm/ revivalist. Can (You) help us?

The Laws set by parliament and the Janny Cabal are listed here as so.

Every law will be written here, and they will be added numerically. If any laws are taken out, a mark will be put down for it's recitation with a date.

Janumverate Code (Constitution)[edit | edit source]

  1. No Janny is allowed to get involved with a party.
  2. Jannys must remove anything that goes against the site rules, or the rules put in place by the Parliament.
  3. Jannys must veto anything that goes directly against the site rules (discord involvement)

/dem/ Laws under CobsonTALKS[edit | edit source]

  1. Ban NSFW on /dem/
  2. Ban TADC, murder drones, averi, niko, (other slop that is already removed anyways)
  3. Rangeban /bp/ posters (no jannys can ban but we can still write the rule)
  4. No being Purple
  5. The creation of a pinned /KORN/ th.read
  6. Ban One inch nails, and ONESHOT
  7. Beneficial spam or anything to boost PPH that's beneficial is allowed.

/dem/ Laws under Gold[edit | edit source]

  1. No porn, epi, or "goonslop"
  2. Gemmy raid threads are stickied
  3. Soy Song Parody threads are stickied
  4. No one gives a shit about your autismslop show.
  5. Encourage OC and jak offs.
  6. 'Cord activity banned
  7. Being an annoying faggot gets you banned because people don't like you.
Version 2.0 (second term)[edit | edit source]
  1. Less stickies (ill unsticky DEAD raisin)
  2. Make CobsonTALKS VP
  3. Promote my mc server
  4. Ur mom

Constitution of /dem/ by Gold,[edit | edit source]

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/DEM/ "THE DARTY" GOLDEN ELECTION RULES

These laws will apply to every candidate in the future.

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1. "Impeachment Law"

Impeachements can only be done after half of the President's term has passed. Only after passing this law, the 14 day interval would go in.
Impeachments are only heccin' valid when 9a0c, Froot, or any other janitor part of the soyjak.party [[staff]] team host them. 

2. "Samefag Law"

Candidates in an election are not allowed to run as multiple identities, doing so will disqualify them.

3. "Census Law"

Every week there will be a popularity poll regarding the current President.

4. "'nish Law"

Jannies are required to put their signature in the ban messages for extra transparency.
They are also required to put "X days:" in front of their ban reason, so Moderators know exactly how long to ban them for.

5. "Vote Law"

Candidates will always require a majority of the votes, this still applies after running multiple times. 

6. "Capcodes 'n shiet"

Give me capcode on /qa/, /sude/ and/or /soy/ that'd be funny geg (basically all namefag boards + /soy/). This prevents falseflags

7. "Moving threads"

We all know what that is

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/DEM/ "THE DARTY" GOLDEN POLICIES

These are policies that apply to the time I reign over /dem/.

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1. "Bait"

I'll be more lenient on bait, and show you guys how to prevent it instead. Feed a man a fish and you will feed him for day, teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime o algo.

2. "Goonslop" 

Gone, completely eradicated, not even moved to /nate/. Why did soot even add that shitty board?

3. "Brimstone Law"

Any media that is forced, coalish, or frowned upon by The Darty is viable to be deleted.
This includes MLP, furries, Kamala Futanari, terrible mouse etc... basically SNCA autismslop shows and retarded trash that belongs in /qa/ or /nate/

4. "Politics"

Politics are allowed on /dem/, just without the porn. This encourages actual political discussion instead of "muh dick is larger than yours" and "X country women are built for X country penis"

5. "/webm/"

There will be a Video thread pinned, unless I need space for some temporary announcement, yeah.

6. "Soyworld"

Posting mc.soyworld.online media in /craft/ makes mist's clitty leak, so I suggest /dem/ should be the place for that.

/dem/ Laws under [VON STROHEIM][edit | edit source]

  1. Nsfw is allowed if you mark it
  2. Raid threads will be pinned only if a poll agrees to
  3. A cytube will be held every Saturday by watt
  4. Threads will not be pinned unless the voters want them to be
  5. Nas is allowed
  6. Spamming is not allowed
  7. Falseflagging will result in a ban

/dem/ Laws under Billinton[edit | edit source]

  1. Furries, Bronies, "Trans People", Satanists are banned from using the board (limeade banned furries a day before this lol)
  2. Zellig IS banned (lime did it today lol)
  3. Content considered coal is allowed, but can not be spammed & may be censored/deleted for the sake of trolling & stability
  4. Anti-christian posts are not allowed on March 1st, Easter or Christmas
  5. Derailing & snitching on raids is not allowed
  6. Gore and Porn is ENTIRELY banned
  7. Moeshit is banned (lime did it the day we did it lol)
  8. Excessive spamming & trying to wipe the log is not allowed
  9. Purposely Demoralizing without giving any constructive criticism is not allowed

/dem/ Laws under Femquote[edit | edit source]

  1. Faggotry BANNED (Yes this includes 'cado)
  2. Infatuations of Nigger Cock BANNED
  3. Don't shit up threads with spam
  4. Have fun, Post 'Zellig, Ponies, anything you like.

Raids[edit | edit source]

Main article: Useless nigger wars

/bp/ raid[edit | edit source]

The most notable raid by /dem/ was the raid against the /bp/ board. During the raid /dem/ spam posted on the board resulting in the most of the board's posts being deleted, as well as the board going 404 for a short amount of time.

/leftysoy/ raid[edit | edit source]

Another notable raid by /dem/ was the raid against /leftysoy/. The raid was very easy because the entire board was dead. It was congregated by CobsonTALKS, Aaron Schumann, and Hunter II The raid was also spamming clearing out old posts of the board. In the end /dem/ won as Thanos later snapped the /leftysoy/ board.

Troon vtuber raid[edit | edit source]

This raid was started by CobsonTALKS, Hunter II, and other soyteens. It was a raid against a troon vtuber streamer, later in the raid 'teens found the troon's address and sent pizzas to xer home and called its landline. This raid was the raid that most likely single handedly saved the board from being snapped by Thanos.

IRC Soyvil war[edit | edit source]

HamJak

Forced by Gold, the only goal was to make Mist leak.

Forcing Poop upon the 'log[edit | edit source]

Another TALKS raid where xe and xir viewers speedrun making jaks and posted them on soy and /qa/ eventually cattywiping both board after constant thread making the raid was successful birthing the popularity of HamJak.

/qa/-/dem/ war[edit | edit source]

After CobsonTALKS got reelected he decided to ban Ongezellig and his supporters encouraged to spam /qa/ with linespam. They partially wiped the board but that led to a big resistance. Zaryans of the /qa/ united as a group known as Zellig-e-Taiba and started counter-raiding /dem/.

Some /hack/erteens also helped too.

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations

  1. ↑ The final official president, the final de-facto president was 225 as he captain coaled the president's account, though femquote was also aligned with /gem/
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/vUCKK https://archive.ph/hA1h0
  3. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uGCMl
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