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Party-killing coal
Archived template in use: {{Killedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
This page is split into 2 main sections, one that will go over the Coal that is killing the Party, and the other about The coal that killed it.
As a rating
Main article: Mineral rating system
Most of the entries that is listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/" in this page is listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coally enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx). Anything that is rated "Coal that killed the Party" or "Coal that is killing the Party" other than the humorous entries on this page describes extremely awful and volatile material that even rivals antimatter significantly. The rating commonly refers to failed admins, pedophilic and illegal content and anything that has caused the death of the Party.
The coal that is killing /soy/
The coal that is killing /soy/ is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on /soy/.
>even doe this section is copied from ED
Main Culprits
Cancer
'Teens are dying of cancer.
AIDS
'Teens are dying of AIDS.
Trannies
Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals >even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group.
Neutralfag and "soylita" tranny spam
Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of Soylita and neutral Markiplier Soyjak, killing actual funny threads with unfunny vantablack niggerald spam with either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced troonslop Make sure to sage the threads when replying. Do not reply to them at all. Shitlita is banned now but Neutralniggers still suck.
See: Red
Kuz
Kuz, his Kolyma shills and jackbooted thugs who break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason are considered responsible for killing /soy/ by many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)
Draw Thread Cartel
A group of trannies would create drawthreads which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/ and died off. They're unfortunately back again on /qa/ this time.
Drama
Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real coal that is killing /soy/. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.)
People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/
It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. This was also a common thought upon those from /b/.
Wordfilter
Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, in December 2023, Froot added a Christmas event wordfilter that filtered pretty much all of the words most commonly used by 'teens.
- Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely unintelligible.
- All Sharty, wiki and 4chan links are broken.
- The wordfilter was enabled for the entire month of December and has fortunately been disabled, even though it was supposed to be Christmas only.
Doxing Ban
The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in. Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe).
As of September, it is allowed.
Server Issues
During March of 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, a weaker server, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.
The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over the course of March, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.
Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much stronger servers, and the the issues have been cleared up. Outages rarely occur nowadays.
Country Hours
Americans
IT'S BURGER HOURS! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes raids getting snitched on, politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit
Europeans
European and Australian hours had a lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This made /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and even 'P which would not be cleared till American hours. Less users also meant fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.
Asians
The deadest hours on the Party where the activity and the amount of jannies are at its anti-peak. For the most part they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek for entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an unhealthy obsession with replying to aforementioned bait
Offsiters
4chan
It is believed that certain boards, as revenge for soyjak.party stealing their gets, attempt to coal up the Party by posting their own kind of "content" or by posting demoralization coal directly to the Sharty. Now after the Great Cuckset they especially hate the Sharty.
Jartyfags
For most of its existence, The Jarty has been a dead splinter site comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty in. However, since Froot's administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of child porn spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production in spamming brimstone-tier threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty unusable so that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual obsession for Soytan and just overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine. The Jarty has been Acked for awhile now and a complete dnb even before then, but these fags are still here and use /nate/, the nushemmy or the Jassy instead.
Failtrolls and Discord
Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many Discord groups and failtrolls have existed. These groups and people generally were not very widely known in the beginning, as they attempted to be secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord." early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more started worrying about them, and they were eventually banned from soyjak.party and later this wiki for hostile behaviour.
Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and start complaining about Discord or Failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo") even when there is not one behind the post.
Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.
Consequences of outsiders
Pedophiles and 'p spam
Goes without saying, offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam 'P are actively killing the site.
For example, during June of 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many posters to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. It's unknown who is behind the attacks but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully the 'p spam has subsidized.
Pornposters
Main article: Porn
Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and distracting 'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks with pornography. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/.
The Booru
It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kind of coal, brimstone and even (very very rarely) antimatter, such as 'ru exclusive variants and fads, dusty variant:unknowns, NAS content (that somehow gets approved), and even embedded 'p Thankfully that is getting solved.
The Greatest Cancer
(You)
(You) are all of these combined.[you just are, ok?!]
