SNCA:Formula 1

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Formula 1 is a SNCA "sport" (some 20 millionaires driving in circles) watched by millions of people yearly. It is speculated that some soyteens watch F1. ^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}, most notably, Froot watches it.

Current drivers

• Alex Albon #23 - Some britbong LARPing as a SEAmonkey
• Fernando Alonso #14 - Two-time champion that has been driving longer than (You) were alive.
• Andrea Kimi Antonelli #12 - Italian caca and newest race winner
• Oliver Bearman #87 - Another caca that drove for Ferrari once in der '24
• Gabriel Bortoleto #5 - Brazilan that nearly -ACK!ed in his home race
• Valterri Bottas #77 - FinnGOD. Used to be best buddies with Lewis until xe moved to Alfa Romeo for no reason.
• Franco Colapinto - Literal who. Has a large argentinian fanbase.
• Pierre Gasly #10 - Frenchie who won only one race. Nobeidore cares other than that.
• Isack Hajdar #6 - Franco-Algerian muzzie who crashed xer car in xis first day in RedBull
• Lewis Hamilton #44 - Kang who is 7-time World Champion. Xer career ACKed the second xe joined der 'Rari He just got his first ever podium with Ferrari in China. He just won his first race with Ferrari in Spain as well.
• Nico Hulkenberg #27 - German that took 15 years to get a podium
• Liam Lawson #30 - Kiwike that drove for RBR for 10 races before getting (((demoted to the junior team))) KEEKKK NUDRIVERCACAS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE FOR MORE THAN 10 RACES WITHOUT GETTING FIRED
• Charles Leclerc #16 - The only monegasque to ever exist^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}. Also foids draw porn of xim with Max
• Arvid Lindblad #41 - Brit-swede-indian caca
• Lando Norris #4 - current WDC Champion.
• Esteban Ocon #31 - Basically Gasly if xe crashed into xis teammates.
• Sergio Perez #11 - Meximutt that used to be best buddies with Max until xe was fired.
• Oscar Piastri #81 - Aussie that brapped up xer chances of winning the WDC.
• George Russell #63 - Nu-bin Laden
• Carlos Sainz #55 - Spic that won a bunch of races but got fired from the 'rari because they wanted Lewis instead of him.
• (((Lance Stroll))) #18 - Literal jew who is only driving because of xis daddy's money. Also xer father is in the 'stein files
• Max Verstappen #3 - No explanation needed.

Former drivers (ever since 2020)

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• Kimi Räikkönen #7 - Won his only title in 2007, Was nicknamed Iceman
• Antonio Giovinazzi #99 - Wasn't as chuddy as name suggests, recently won the 24 Hours of LeMans.
• Daniil Kvyat #26 - Zigger best known for torpedo-ing Vettel in a Russian GP
• Yuki Tsunoda #22 - 'aped by the RedBull second seat
• Sebastian Vettel #5 - 4-time world champion that was 'aped by 'rari and Aston Martin
• Pietro Fittipaldi #51 - Nophono cares fan about him.
• Romain Grosjean #8- Crashed all the time before nearly ACKing at Bahrain
• Kevin Magnussen #20 - Some dane. The only notable thing xe did was getting Pole Position in Brazil '22.
• Daniel Ricciardo #3 - Gemmiest driver to never win a WDC. Was (((fired))) by RB.
• Nicholas Latifi #6 - Was pretty shit at driving. Troons like him for some reason.
• Robert Kubica #88 - Only polack to ever race in F1, Broke xer arm in 2011, also recently won the said 24H race.
• Mick Schumacher #47 - Son of 7-time WDC Michael Schumacher, is coally in driving.
• Nikita Mazepin #9 - Stroll but Russian.
• Zhou Guanyu #24 - Random ass chink randomly -ACK!ed in Silverstone '22
• Nyck de Vries #21 - Was better in F2 than in F1 award
• Logan Sargeant #2- Coally driver
• Jack Doohan #7 - Yet another coally driver. (Didn't even last for 7 races GEG)

Current teams

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• BWT Alpine / Alpine
• Aston Martin Aramco / Aston Martin
• TWG Cadillac / Cadillac
• Scuderia Ferrari HP / Ferrari
• TGR Haas / Haas
• Mastercard Mclaren (WCC Champions)
• Mercedes-AMG Petronas / Mercedes
• VISA Cashapp Racing Bulls / Racing Bulls
• Oracle Red Bull / Redbull
• Revolut Audi (formerly Stake Kick Sauber / Sauber)
• Atlassian Williams / Williams

Current tracks on the grid

• Albert Park, Melbourne, Australia
• Shanghai International Circuit, China
• Suzuka Circuit, Suzuka, Japan
• Bahrain International Circuit, Sakhir, Bahrain (CANCELLED)
• Jeddah Corniche Circuit, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia (CANCELLED)
• Miami International Autodrome, Miami Gardens, Florida, USA
• Madring, Madrid, Spain
• Circuit de Monaco, Monaco
• Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain
• Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Montreal, Canada
• Red Bull Ring, Spielberg, Austria
• Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, UK
• Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot, Belgium
• Hungaroring, Mogyoród, Hungary
• Circuit Zandvoort, Zandvoort, the Netherlands
• Monza Circuit, Monza, Italy
• Baku City Circuit, Baku, Azerbaijan
• Marina Bay Street Circuit, Singapore
• Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, USA
• Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez, Mexico City, Mexico
• Interlagos Circuit, São Paulo, Brazil
• Las Vegas Strip Circuit, Paradise, Nevada, USA
• Lusail International Circuit, Lusail, Qatar
• Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, UAE
• Tel Aviv Street Circuit, Israel

Mohammed ben Sulayem

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA >You WILL drive in the shitty street circuit based in a shitshin dictatorship, goy!

(((Mohammed ben Sulayem))) is the current owner of the FIA and F1. He is also killing the joy of F1 as we know it. ^{[eve&oe Ecclestone did it first]} (ie; Swapping gemmy tracks with coaly street circuits, swapping V10s with hybrid V6s) He also enjoys stroking the hair twink drivers. (Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri)