SNCA:Formula 1
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However, some races can be gems. (Example: Abu Dhabi 2021)
Formula 1 is a SNCA "sport" (some 20 millionaires driving in circles) watched by millions of people yearly.[1] It is speculated that some soyteens watch F1. [it just is, ok?], most notably, Froot watches it.
Current drivers[edit | edit source]
- Alex Albon
- Fernando Alonso
- Andrea Kimi Antonelli
- Oliver Bearman
- Gabriel Bortoleto
- Franco Colapinto
- Pierre Gasly
- Isack Hajdar
Sonny Hayes[Marge...]- Lewis Hamilton
- Nico Hulkenberg
- Liam Lawson KEEKKK NU-DRIVERS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE FOR MORE THAN 10 RACES WITHOUT GETTING FIRED
<-- They're called rookies, not nu-drivers. - Charles Leclerc
- Lando Norris
- Esteban Ocon
- Oscar Piastri (current WDC leader)
- George Russell
- Carlos Sainz
- Lance Stroll (is only driving because of xis daddy's money award)
- Yuki Tsunoda
- Max Verstappen
Current teams[edit | edit source]
We prefer that you use shortened versions of the teams' names considering that the full versions are too awkward to pronounce- BWT Alpine / Alpine
- Aston Martin Aramco / Aston Martin
- Scuderia Ferrari HP / Ferrari
- MoneyGram Haas / Haas
- McLaren (current WCC leaders)
- Mercedes-AMG Petronas / Mercedes
- VISA Cashapp Racing Bulls / Racing Bulls
- Oracle Red Bull / Redbull
- Stake Kick Sauber / Sauber
- Atlassian Williams / Williams
Current tracks on the grid[edit | edit source]
- Albert Park, Melbourne, Australia
- Shanghai International Circuit, China
- Suzuka Circuit, Suzuka, Japan
- Bahrain International Circuit, Sakhir, Bahrain
- Jeddah Corniche Circuit, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
- Miami International Autodrome, Miami Gardens, Florida, USA
- Autodromo Internazionale Enzo e Dino Ferrari, Imola, Italy
- Circuit de Monaco, Monaco
- Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain
- Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Montreal, Canada
- Red Bull Ring, Spielberg, Austria
- Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, UK
- Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot, Belgium
- Hungaroring, Mogyoród, Hungary
- Circuit Zandvoort, Zandvoort, the Netherlands
- Monza Circuit, Monza, Italy
- Baku City Circuit, Baku, Azerbaijan
- Marina Bay Street Circuit, Singapore
- Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, USA
- Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez, Mexico City, Mexico
- Interlagos Circuit, São Paulo, Brazil
- Las Vegas Strip Circuit, Paradise, Nevada, USA
- Lusail International Circuit, Lusail, Qatar
- Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Tel Aviv Street Circuit, Israel
Mohammed ben Sulayem[edit | edit source]
Mohammed ben Sulayem is the coal that is killing F1!(((Mohammed ben Sulayem))) is the current owner of the FIA and F1. He is also killing the joy of F1 as we know it. (ie; Swapping gemmy tracks with coaly street circuits, swapping V10s with hybrid V6s)
