SNCA:Formula 1

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Formula 1 is a SNCA "sport" (some 20 millionaires driving in circles) watched by millions of people yearly. It is speculated that some soyteens watch F1. ^{[it just is, ok?]}, most notably, Froot watches it.

Current drivers

• Alex Albon #23 - Some britbong LARPing as a SEAmonkey
• Fernando Alonso #14 - Two-time champion that has been driving longer than (You) were alive.
• Andrea Kimi Antonelli #12 - Italian caca and newest race winner
• Oliver Bearman #87 - Another caca that drove for Ferrari once in der '24
• Gabriel Bortoleto #5 - Brazilan that nearly -ACK!ed in his home race
• Valterri Bottas #77 - FinnGOD. Used to be best buddies with Lewis until xe moved to Alfa Romeo for no reason.
• Franco Colapinto - Literal who. Has a large argentinian fanbase.
• Pierre Gasly #10 - Frenchie who won only one race. Nobeidore cares other than that.
• Isack Hajdar #6 - Franco-Algerian muzzie who crashed xer car in xis first day in RedBull
• Lewis Hamilton #44 - Kang who is 7-time World Champion. Xer career ACKed the second xe joined der 'Rari He just got his first ever podium with Ferrari in China
• Nico Hulkenberg #27 - German that took 15 years to get a podium
• Liam Lawson #30 - Kiwike that drove for RBR for 10 races before getting (((demoted to the junior team))) KEEKKK NUDRIVERCACAS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE FOR MORE THAN 10 RACES WITHOUT GETTING FIRED
• Charles Leclerc #16 - The only monegasque to ever exist^{[it just is, ok?]}. Also foids draw porn of xim with Max
• Arvid Lindblad #41 - Brit-swede-indian caca
• Lando Norris #4 - current WDC Champion.
• Esteban Ocon #31 - Basically Gasly if xe crashed into xis teammates.
• Sergio Perez #11 - Meximutt that used to be best buddies with Max until xe was fired.
• Oscar Piastri #81 - Aussie that brapped up xer chances of winning the WDC.
• George Russell #63 - Nu-bin Laden
• Carlos Sainz #55 - Spic that won a bunch of races but got fired from the 'rari because they wanted Lewis instead of him.
• (((Lance Stroll))) #18 - Literal jew who is only driving because of xis daddy's money. Also xer father is in the 'stein files
• Max Verstappen #3 - No explanation needed.

Former drivers (ever since 2020)

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER

• Kimi Räikkönen #7 - Won his only title in 2007, Was nicknamed Iceman
• Antonio Giovinazzi #99 - Wasn't as chuddy as name suggests, recently won the 24 Hours of LeMans.
• Daniil Kvyat #26 - Zigger best known for torpedo-ing Vettel in a Russian GP
• Yuki Tsunoda #22 - 'aped by the RedBull second seat
• Sebastian Vettel #5 - 4-time world champion that was 'aped by 'rari and Aston Martin
• Pietro Fittipaldi #51 - Nophono cares fan about him.
• Romain Grosjean #8- Crashed all the time before nearly ACKing at Bahrain
• Kevin Magnussen #20 - Some dane. The only notable thing xe did was getting Pole Position in Brazil '22.
• Daniel Ricciardo #3 - Gemmiest driver to never win a WDC. Was (((fired))) by RB.
• Nicholas Latifi #6 - Was pretty shit at driving. Troons like him for some reason.
• Robert Kubica #88 - Only polack to ever race in F1, Broke xer arm in 2011, also recently won the said 24H race.
• Mick Schumacher #47 - Son of 7-time WDC Michael Schumacher, is coally in driving.
• Nikita Mazepin #9 - Stroll but Russian.
• Zhou Guanyu #24 - Random ass chink randomly -ACK!ed in Silverstone '22
• Nyck de Vries #21 - Was better in F2 than in F1 award
• Logan Sargeant #2- Coally driver
• Jack Doohan #7 - Yet another coally driver. (Didn't even last for 7 races GEG)

Current teams

We prefer that you use shortened versions of the teams' names considering that the full versions are too awkward to pronounce

• BWT Alpine / Alpine
• Aston Martin Aramco / Aston Martin
• TWG Cadillac / Cadillac
• Scuderia Ferrari HP / Ferrari
• TGR Haas / Haas
• Mastercard Mclaren (WCC Champions)
• Mercedes-AMG Petronas / Mercedes
• VISA Cashapp Racing Bulls / Racing Bulls
• Oracle Red Bull / Redbull
• Revolut Audi (formerly Stake Kick Sauber / Sauber)
• Atlassian Williams / Williams

Current tracks on the grid

• Albert Park, Melbourne, Australia
• Shanghai International Circuit, China
• Suzuka Circuit, Suzuka, Japan
• Bahrain International Circuit, Sakhir, Bahrain (CANCELLED)
• Jeddah Corniche Circuit, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia (CANCELLED)
• Miami International Autodrome, Miami Gardens, Florida, USA
• Madring, Madrid, Spain
• Circuit de Monaco, Monaco
• Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain
• Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Montreal, Canada
• Red Bull Ring, Spielberg, Austria
• Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, UK
• Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot, Belgium
• Hungaroring, Mogyoród, Hungary
• Circuit Zandvoort, Zandvoort, the Netherlands
• Monza Circuit, Monza, Italy
• Baku City Circuit, Baku, Azerbaijan
• Marina Bay Street Circuit, Singapore
• Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, USA
• Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez, Mexico City, Mexico
• Interlagos Circuit, São Paulo, Brazil
• Las Vegas Strip Circuit, Paradise, Nevada, USA
• Lusail International Circuit, Lusail, Qatar
• Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, UAE
• Tel Aviv Street Circuit, Israel

Mohammed ben Sulayem

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA >You WILL drive in the shitty street circuit based in a shitshin dictatorship, goy!

(((Mohammed ben Sulayem))) is the current owner of the FIA and F1. He is also killing the joy of F1 as we know it. ^{[eve&oe Ecclestone did it first]} (ie; Swapping gemmy tracks with coaly street circuits, swapping V10s with hybrid V6s) He also enjoys stroking the hair twink drivers. (Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri)