SNCA:Formula 1

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Formula 1 is vantagray iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.

However, some races can be gems. (Example: Abu Dhabi 2021)

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Formula 1 is a SNCA "sport" (some 20 millionaires driving in circles) watched by millions of people yearly. It is speculated that some soyteens watch F1. ^{[it just is, ok?]}, most notably, Froot watches it.

Current drivers

• Alex Albon
• Fernando Alonso
• Andrea Kimi Antonelli
• Oliver Bearman
• Gabriel Bortoleto
• Franco Colapinto
• Pierre Gasly
• Isack Hajdar
• Sonny Hayes^[Marge...]
• Lewis Hamilton
• Nico Hulkenberg
• Liam Lawson KEEKKK NU-DRIVERS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE FOR MORE THAN 10 RACES WITHOUT GETTING FIRED <-- They're called rookies, not nu-drivers.
• Charles Leclerc
• Lando Norris (current WDC leader)
• Esteban Ocon
• Oscar Piastri
• George Russell
• Carlos Sainz
• Lance Stroll (is only driving because of xis daddy's money award)
• Yuki Tsunoda
• Max Verstappen

Current teams

We prefer that you use shortened versions of the teams' names considering that the full versions are too awkward to pronounce

• BWT Alpine / Alpine
• Aston Martin Aramco / Aston Martin
• Scuderia Ferrari HP / Ferrari
• MoneyGram Haas / Haas
• McLaren (current WCC leaders)
• Mercedes-AMG Petronas / Mercedes
• VISA Cashapp Racing Bulls / Racing Bulls
• Oracle Red Bull / Redbull
• Stake Kick Sauber / Sauber
• Atlassian Williams / Williams

Current tracks on the grid

• Albert Park, Melbourne, Australia
• Shanghai International Circuit, China
• Suzuka Circuit, Suzuka, Japan
• Bahrain International Circuit, Sakhir, Bahrain
• Jeddah Corniche Circuit, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
• Miami International Autodrome, Miami Gardens, Florida, USA
• Autodromo Internazionale Enzo e Dino Ferrari, Imola, Italy
• Circuit de Monaco, Monaco
• Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain
• Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Montreal, Canada
• Red Bull Ring, Spielberg, Austria
• Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, UK
• Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot, Belgium
• Hungaroring, Mogyoród, Hungary
• Circuit Zandvoort, Zandvoort, the Netherlands
• Monza Circuit, Monza, Italy
• Baku City Circuit, Baku, Azerbaijan
• Marina Bay Street Circuit, Singapore
• Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, USA
• Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez, Mexico City, Mexico
• Interlagos Circuit, São Paulo, Brazil
• Las Vegas Strip Circuit, Paradise, Nevada, USA
• Lusail International Circuit, Lusail, Qatar
• Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, UAE
• Tel Aviv Street Circuit, Israel

Mohammed ben Sulayem

☯︎ ☸︎☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎🕿︎ ✆︎✋︎❄︎❀︎ ❝︎💣︎✡︎☯︎ ☸︎☠︎✋︎☝︎☝︎✌︎🕿︎ ✆︎✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎❀︎ ❝︎✌︎☠︎❄︎✋︎💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☯︎ ☸︎✏︎✏︎

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA >You WILL drive in the shitty street circuit based in a shitshin dictatorship, goy!

(((Mohammed ben Sulayem))) is the current owner of the FIA and F1. He is also killing the joy of F1 as we know it. ^{[eve&oe Ecclestone did it first]} (ie; Swapping gemmy tracks with coaly street circuits, swapping V10s with hybrid V6s)