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Soyjak Wiki:Linker

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Linkers are people who obsessively link everything on a page. Whilst a cryptid in itself, linkers tend to only add links due to their inability to contribute any meaningful original content.

How to stop being a linker

To stop being a linker (linker is their word, you can use linka though) you can try being original and making your own meaningful thoughts, or adding research to a page and fact checking any existing content.

As well as drawing original content and maybe stop being so determined to just add a few bytes to a page. Or BBC therapy.

Causes of being a linker

Many reputable scientists have linked being a linker to being a selfish little fuck who always needs to be seen on the recent changes page.

How to stop a linker

I don't know, bitch to mods?

Red linkers

Why yes, red linkers are gigachads.How could you tell?

There exists an even more deranged type of linker, called red linkers who, instead of spamming actual links, they spam red links. These types of linkers can exist, but are very rarely seen.

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