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Soyjak Wiki:Linker
Linkers are people who obsessively link everything on a page. Whilst a cryptid in itself, linkers tend to only add links due to their inability to contribute any meaningful original content.
How to stop being a linker
To stop being a linker (linker is their word, you can use linka though) you can try being original and making your own meaningful thoughts, or adding research to a page and fact checking any existing content.
As well as drawing original content and maybe stop being so determined to just add a few bytes to a page. Or BBC therapy.
Causes of being a linker
Many reputable scientists have linked being a linker to being a selfish little fuck who always needs to be seen on the recent changes page.
How to stop a linker
Red linkers
There exists an even more deranged type of linker, called red linkers who, instead of spamming actual links, they spam red links. These types of linkers can exist, but are very rarely seen.
| Linker is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki |
Sources [+]
Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] ♦ The visual editor |
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Tyranny [+]
Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |




