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Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

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SNCA:Ryan Palmeter

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Ryan Palmeter is a disturbing criminalSome actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
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This nigga ACK'ed!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
>We must shart up the mart to save the white race or something

Ryan Christopher Palmeter (November 28, 2001 – August 26, 2023) was a hyper-autistic chudcel best known for entering a Dollar General in Jacksonville and shooting up three black people before killing himself because he was too obese to flee. According to peer-reviewed studies, he did this because of white supremacy and hate speech, although some have connected him to the CIA.

Manifesto

The only reason this guy is notable to the Sharty is that he had his manifesto released,[1] which he wrote the entire thing in Comic Sans, wrote "nigger" 183 times, referenced TND, and included a group photo illustration that contained a large group of characters from popular media, including chudjak with the word /soy/ written on his shirt.

Assuming this is not a psyop, this means that all the teens expecting a "future Sharty shooter" may already have one, although the media has not made this connection yet and the site was not mentioned in the manifesto. If it was one, then this means the CIA is not only aware of soyjak.party, but has already orchestrated a terrorist attack to try to shut it down, which really puts to shame every 'P-spamming 'cordetroon in effort (even though feds are actually a force to be reckoned with, and not a bunch of no-life trannies with a hate boner towards the Sharty)

>comic sans geg

Steam profile

Someone found his Steam profile, and he posted about the Sharty on there, probably confirming the last point.[2] It should also be noted that the shooting was committed after the Soypocalypse.

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