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SNCA:Ryan Palmeter

They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Ryan Christopher Palmeter (November 28, 2001 – August 26, 2023) was a hyper-autistic chudcel best known for entering a Dollar General in Jacksonville and shooting up three black people before killing himself because he was too obese to flee. According to peer-reviewed studies, he did this because of white supremacy and hate speech, although some have connected him to the CIA.
Manifesto
The only reason this guy is notable to the Sharty is that he had his manifesto released,[1] which he wrote the entire thing in Comic Sans, wrote "nigger" 183 times, referenced TND, and included a group photo illustration that contained a large group of characters from popular media, including chudjak with the word /soy/ written on his shirt.
Assuming this is not a psyop, this means that all the teens expecting a "future Sharty shooter" may already have one, although the media has not made this connection yet and the site was not mentioned in the manifesto. If it was one, then this means the CIA is not only aware of soyjak.party, but has already orchestrated a terrorist attack to try to shut it down, which really puts to shame every 'P-spamming 'cordetroon in effort (even though feds are actually a force to be reckoned with, and not a bunch of no-life trannies with a hate boner towards the Sharty)

Steam profile
Someone found his Steam profile, and he posted about the Sharty on there, probably confirming the last point.[2] It should also be noted that the shooting was committed after the Soypocalypse.
Gallery
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>What are you doing in my Dollar General?!
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>Dab on them niggers
Snopes
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Manifestos [+]
Christianity (disputed) ♦ Fascism ♦ Inceldom (disputed) ♦ Millions must die ♦ My Manifesto ♦ Nihilism ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ TBP ♦ TND (I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS) |
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Clittycels [+]
Chud (Patrick Crusius) ♦ Adolf Hitler ♦ Benito Mussolini ♦ Ben Garrison ♦ Chuds.life ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Doorbell Chud ♦ Elon Musk ♦ Frenschan ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ Joshua Conner Moon (Kiwi Farms) ♦ Kanye West ♦ Lamarcus Small ♦ Moon Man ♦ Nicholas Bougas ♦ PewDiePie ♦ /pol/ ♦ Randjak ♦ Ruben Sim ♦ Stonetoss ♦ Ted Kaczynski ♦ Terry Davis ♦ Turkey Tom |
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Degeneracy [+]
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Enemies of the West [+]
Da JOOOOOOOOS (The Happy Merchant) ♦ Arabs ♦ Asians ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Faggots ♦ Jannies ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Leftypol ♦ Liberalism ♦ Latinx ♦ Niggers ♦ Pizzacake ♦ RationalWiki ♦ r/196 ♦ Tim Walz ♦ Trannies (Troonjak ♦ Alicia) ♦ Vaush ♦ Wikipedia ♦ You (detractor perspective) |








