CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

This page is a gemerald
This page is "edit" protected. The "autoconfirmed" right is required to "edit" this page.<ul class='mw-logevent-loglines'> <li data-mw-logid="190739" data-mw-logaction="protect/protect" class="mw-logline-protect"><span class="mw-revdelundel-link">(<a href="/index.php?title=Special:RevisionDelete&amp;target=Special%3ALog%2Fprotect&amp;type=logging&amp;ids=190739" title="Special:RevisionDelete">change visibility</a>)</span> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;logid=190739" title="Special:Log">21:41, 16 April 2026</a> <a href="/User:MarketPliers" class="mw-userlink" title="User:MarketPliers"><bdi>MarketPliers</bdi></a> <span class="mw-usertoollinks mw-changeslist-links"><span><a href="/User_talk:MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-talk" title="User talk:MarketPliers">talk</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Contributions/MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-contribs" title="Special:Contributions/MarketPliers">contribs</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Block/MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-block" title="Special:Block/MarketPliers">&#039;nish</a></span></span> protected <a href="/Soyjak_Wiki:Template" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">Soyjak Wiki:Template</a> [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) <span class="mw-logevent-actionlink">(<a href="/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template&amp;action=history&amp;offset=20260416184136" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">hist</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template&amp;action=protect" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">change</a>)</span> </li> </ul></ul> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;page=Soyjak_Wiki%3ATemplate&amp;type=protect" title="Special:Log">View full log</a>
This page is "move" protected. The "autoconfirmed" right is required to "move" this page.<ul class='mw-logevent-loglines'> <li data-mw-logid="190739" data-mw-logaction="protect/protect" class="mw-logline-protect"><span class="mw-revdelundel-link">(<a href="/index.php?title=Special:RevisionDelete&amp;target=Special%3ALog%2Fprotect&amp;type=logging&amp;ids=190739" title="Special:RevisionDelete">change visibility</a>)</span> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;logid=190739" title="Special:Log">21:41, 16 April 2026</a> <a href="/User:MarketPliers" class="mw-userlink" title="User:MarketPliers"><bdi>MarketPliers</bdi></a> <span class="mw-usertoollinks mw-changeslist-links"><span><a href="/User_talk:MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-talk" title="User talk:MarketPliers">talk</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Contributions/MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-contribs" title="Special:Contributions/MarketPliers">contribs</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Block/MarketPliers" class="mw-usertoollinks-block" title="Special:Block/MarketPliers">&#039;nish</a></span></span> protected <a href="/Soyjak_Wiki:Template" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">Soyjak Wiki:Template</a> [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) <span class="mw-logevent-actionlink">(<a href="/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template&amp;action=history&amp;offset=20260416184136" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">hist</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template&amp;action=protect" title="Soyjak Wiki:Template">change</a>)</span> </li> </ul></ul> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;page=Soyjak_Wiki%3ATemplate&amp;type=protect" title="Special:Log">View full log</a>

Soyjak Wiki:Template

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
Revision as of 15:05, 18 October 2023 by TefalPhoneposting (talk | contribs)
Jump to navigationJump to search
This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.

Template:NumbNuts

Template smell like cheese ~ calm
>or something
sooby soob
>My wife Chino has blue hair though. >My wife Chino has pink hair though. >My wife Chino has red hair though.

[When?][Marge...]

(You) shall use the King's English.

Template:Annoying

This person is trans btw, if that matters


This page is dust... (You) can try expanding it, but it will most likely fade into nothingness...

Archived template in use: {{Vantablack}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.


Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS!The contents of this page will be rich in nuts nigga!
Consider sneeding so others can share.
Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.
Are (You) sure that it's just getting started?Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that...

IT'S OVER

Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
Boi ts topic was created by or has connections to twitter immigrants lmaololong no 🧢💯🔥🔥🔥bluddd 💀💀💀
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOO
This page is a gem.
This page is a gemerald.


Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

This page is a topaz.

Archived template in use: {{Tanzanite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

Archived template in use: {{NoBias}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

This page is being gemmed up This page has been subject to a gemming up campaign.
There is NO need to read any revision in the page's history

Template:Jasper

This page is heavily biased.(You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.

{{{1}}}

>My wife Chino has blue hair though. >My wife Chino has pink hair though. >My wife Chino has red hair though.

Template:BZC

This article may contain outdated information.(You) VVILL help by adding updates and correcting obsolete information.


Template:Butthurt

Template is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

Template:Lang

ATTENTION GRABBING TEXTThis page or section is about an ongoing event.
Check again later for more coverage.
This page may be confusing or unclear to readers.(You) VVILL rewrite this page to make it easier to understand.
Template
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
This page is a candidate for deletion.Reason: Because I say so, ok?
  • If (You) disagree, explain why on the talk page.
  • If you created this page, please don't be offended. Instead, consider improving the page so that it is acceptable according to the deletion policy.
  • Remember what links here before deleting.

Templates are the lifeblood of the ‘ki, gemmy infoboxes that act like functions in code. You make them once, then you can easily just reuse them again. Reuse, reduce, recycle. >Isn’t that great? For Israel especially

List of templates