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If you are feeling suicidal, please tell someone you love. If you have nobody, tell us at the sharty, but don't be whiney so you don't look like you’re baiting and clarify you’re just contemplating and not locked in so you don't break any rules. That or call a hotline. Suicide is almost never the answer. Do not let ANYONE demoralize you into taking your own life. Unless you’re a pedo, in that case, go jump off a bridge ASAP.

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Announcing suicide or GENUINELY attempting to push others towards suicide (except pedos and cordmonkeys) WILL result in 'nishment from the 'party.
This tranny might still be alive later on, spouting nonsense like "I have multiple personalities, and it was just one of my personalities that committed suicide."

Suicide, also known as ACK!'ing or An hero according to oldfags, is when somebody ends their own sad miserable worthless life, usually a troon, of which 41% attempt it within their lifetime. You’re not supposed to talk about killing yourself, or why you SHOULD kill yourself because you could trigger some poor neurodivergent folx into KILLING THEMSELVES and it would be FUCKING GEMMY. Why don’t you be a decent human being and like, kill more trannies?

If (You) feel like doing it to yourself, then you WILL NOT. Suicide is LE BAD and that's not something you'd want to do to yourself. YOU WILL reconsider and YOU WILL tell someone you trust because suicide is reserved for the valid kweens that struggle every day due to the heckin chuddy bullies. However, if you still insist on it, then make sure not to livestream it so that people cannot mine gegs from it! We at Soyjak Wiki do not condone suicide, violence, and other scary things such as hackering and doxing innocent Black people or trans queens. Words hurt, you stupid fucking chud!

An hero[edit | edit source]

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The term an hero is an old 4cuck Encyclopedia Dramatica term meaning to commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not. It originated as a meme on /b/, inspired by a grammatical error in a poem written and posted by a classmate fucking RETARD who can't spell for shit to the Myspace memorial page of a teenager who committed suicide on 20 April 2006, Mitchell Henderson. Upon examining the contents of the memorial page, a troll came across a mention of a lost iPod and fabricated the story that the boy committed suicide because of the lost iPod; however, the real reason for Mitchell's death is unknown. Some speculate that Mitchell may have committed suicide because he was being sexually abused by his father, and that the loss of his iPod may have convinced him to do it. The usage of the phrase refers to the idea that committing suicide is implied to be heroic by the comment left on the memorial page for Mitchell, which then began to be used as a phrase by trolls for 'shock value' to mock Mitchell and shock mourners.

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Suicide Bait[edit | edit source]

Suicide bait is when a RETARDED individual fakes their own suicide with the aim of attentionwhoring. Usually these fucking bastard trannies announce their own suicide online and wait for all the replies that come from it. None of them care whether they’re encouraging more sensitive individuals to take their own lives or not, as long as they get all the validation and fake support messages they want. Suicide baiters usually do this when they've been exposed as pedos or something similar, to distract their followers from the allegations or to make them accept their fake apology. This of course, never works. Not only are they tying up public resources such as crisis hotlines and mental health support, but the general public may also experience compassion fatigue, which can have devastating consequences for people who truly need suicide intervention. Furthermore, one of the main reasons the transgender community is unwelcome is that they like to fake their own suicides.

For this and other reasons, announcing your own suicide VVILL get you banned on Soyjak Party and all its xister sites.

People Who Commit Suicide[edit | edit source]

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