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Doomers
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Doomer is a state of being, or a person who is a depressed nihilist chud, who sees no future in society and lives day by day in emo fits of autism. An obvious sign of not taking the whitepill. They are generally the more tame version of an /r9Gay/ poster. Meaning they have less of a chance of trooning out. Most of them eventually ack themselves or NEET in their gooncaves until they grow out of the phase.
They are represented in imageboard culture with a variant of the Wojak that originates from the /biz/ board of 4cuck[1]. In the supposed thread (that wasn't archived properly) the image attached is an early version of the Doomerjak with certain chuddy traits assigned to him.
Pasttimes[edit | edit source]
- Alcohol
- Gooning
- Linux
- Little Dark Age Phonk
- Tobacco
- Being a Wageslave
- Getting rekt by crypto investments
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Doomer soyjaks are often depicted as smoking depressed no-lifers with short beard, a beanie and a black hoodie. These little niggers are used in heckin' 2000's retrocore doomerslop btw, if that matters.
Seriously, don't end up exactly like these soyboy woahjacks. NEVER GIVE UP WITH LIFE, CHUDDY!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Snopes
| Doomers is part of a series on Mental health |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |