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Doomers
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A Doomer (otherwise known as Doomerjak) is a Wojak variant who has taken what he would call the 'blackpill'. He is a depressed, nihilistic chud who sees no future in society and lives day by day in emo / minamilist apparels of autism. He is generally the more tame version of an /r9Gay/ poster, meaning he has less of a chance of trooning out (ev&oe some doomers do eventually ack themselves or NEET-out in their gooncaves). Most doomers do eventually grow up and drop the faggotry.
They are represented in imageboard culture with a variant of the Wojak that originates from the /biz/ board of 4cuck[1]. This does in fact make him NAS. In the supposed thread (that wasn't archived properly) the image attached is an early version of the Doomerjak with certain chuddy traits assigned to him. This jak is popular among normbvlls, even breaching Der Chan and seeping into the cultural zeitgeist. These little niggers are used in heckin' 2000's retrocore doomerslop btw, if that matters.
Doomerjak uses Feels Guy as as base. His defining features include a black beanie and jacket, a stubble, dishevelled baggy eyes and a lit cigarette in his mouth. If he dropped the substances, had a shave and spent some time working on himself (reading, working out, spending time with people), he would return to his regular state as a Woah.
Doomers' Pastimes[edit | edit source]
- Alcohol
- Tobacco / Marijuana
- Gooning
- Linux
- Little Dark Age Phonk
- Saying 'It's over'
- Being a Wageslave
- Getting rekt by crypto investments
'Blackpilling'[edit | edit source]
The act of blackpilling is undergone by many doomers, in fact, taking the blackpill is a prerequisite for the doomer transformation to take place. The blackpill is an emotional response to the social disharmony of modern life, regarding this world as we know it as meaningless, dull, redundant and unfair. Parallels between blackpilling and Chudjak may be drawn, as they share a similair philosophy, although the Chud is responding out of general concern for society and offering right-wing solutions , while the core belief of the blackpill is to be apathetic towards change and may even consider politics as meaningless too. Since doomerism is centrist, both the radical left and right may dislike blackpilling for being a passive ideology towards social change, however, some lefties and chuds may project their ideology onto him to produce propoganda for their gay little political movements.
Blackpilling is rooted in a general truth and acknowledgement of a real issue, however the actual practise of blackpilling is for losers. Instead of inacting real positive change, the doomer doubles down on his shitty position, further digging his hole of gooning, scrolling and crying himself to sleep. This is why you ought to feel no sympathy for blackpillers, since it's an entirely self-afflicted disposition. We live in an age where evil reigns supreme, so technically it should be easier to find hope, since the light is such a stark contrast to the darkness.
Blackpillers will be the first people to svccvmb to the very things they hate (Ze pod and ze bugs) since they have no resistance to evil due to their passive nature. This does in fact make them worse than normies, since they at least have the excuse of being ignorant.
How to avoid doomerism[edit | edit source]
For many 'teens and zoomers, dooming out is a tempting path. However, as previously mentioned, this is a faggoted, bitch-made mindset which if drawn out to its natural conclusion will lead to ACKing. If you actually want to take back your sovereignty here are a few tips:
- Stop consuming literal shit from a pipe 24/7. Remember, you are what you eat.
- Fastfood
- Popular media (movies, video games)
- Current events
- Porn / masturbating
- Spend some time in nature.
- Pick up a hobby outside of the internet.
- Quit your wagie job and work independantly.
- Message your grandma (she loves you).
- Find your very special someone.
And of course, if you want true peace and everlasting joy:
- Find Jesus Christ.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Paranoia ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Shadow People ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Sproking out ♦ Tulpas ♦ Zoophilia
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
