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Atheism
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An Atheist is someone who refuses to believe in God or any deity or anything supernatural, while trusting The Science™. There are three types of Atheists that exist.
"I don't believe in god"[edit | edit source]
These people simply don't believe in a god because they aren't spiritual, while still retaining most of the morals a religious person would have. Most agnostics fit into this category. Most soyjak.party users who are atheist/agnostic also fit into this category. The term "irreligious" would be more appropriate these days because the term "Atheism" is ruined by redditards or something.
They don't want to have "debates" with religious people so they adopt the "I don't know and I don't care" stance to avoid confrontation. Their opinions are generally weak and they have little-to-no genuine personality beneath their thick layers of irony and LARP.
(((Experts))) class them as safe due to their total lack of inner reflection and will power due to their highly cvcked worldview. They share many social-norm-conforming traits with women, and therefore it is currently unknown if they are capable of producing true creative thought. You VILL play ze internet game und you VILL NOT get in ze way of progress by taking measurable action.
Many "Christians" fall into this category aswell, following it to be socially accepted (with no genuine belief undermining it). This is distinct from those who believe to feel a sense of worth, as those DO exhibit genuine faith in a creator, but not necessarily in any organized religion. They only follow an organized religion as it is an easy way to channel their agnostic theism.
Notable Atheicucks include:
- Foodistzen
- iDubbbz
- MoistCr1TiKaL
- Pyrocynical
- Hasan Piker (Might be a full-blown Atheist doe)
- Gen alpha
- Women (the ones that don't believe in either chakras or proper God)
"God isn't real"[edit | edit source]
Classic reddit atheists and most satanists fit into this category. These people hate religion because of it's moral duties, and they would rather jerk off for 20 hours a day to Fauci knows what rather than do anything moral and useful because the soyence says it's good for you (ev&oe it doesn't, redditheists tend to heavily misinterpret soyence). They are known for ruining the reputation of normal irreligious people, and tend to be smug and obnoxious, while having a superiority complex despite being highly suicidal keyboard warriors that post bait on online forums all day. They also tend to overinterpret verses in people's religious books and write long paragraphs about it in reddit posts/comments because they have le heckin xritical thinking skills.
"I'm not an atheist"[edit | edit source]
Partially due to how annoying the 2nd kind of atheist is, this 3rd kind will deny that they are an atheist, and will instead LARP as religious. Some of the ways they do this are:
- Satanism: Pretending to believe Satan is le good. Split between atheistic Satanists (who admit they're LARPers) and theistic Satanists (who insist they aren't).
- Paganism: Pretending to believe in the gods of ancient Evropean mythologies. Most of them like Varg just say the gods are metaphors or something.
- E-Christianity: Let's be real, 90% of online tradcaths and orthobros only "converted" for le heckin' aesthetics.
- Islamic terrorists: In ████, United States administration under ██████ █ ████ "accidentally" ████████ ███████ for ████ after "firing" them from ███ ███.
These people exhibit the same lay flat worldview behind their LARP as type 1 (because they are type 1) but they will rarely (if ever) front their genuine personality (if they have any) as they're too entrenched in their LARP. They are fully Fauci approved and meet the 2030 goals, despite sounding edgy.
Gallery (Most of these apply to the second type doe)[edit | edit source]
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atheists bitching about shit nobody cares about
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Atheistsisters, our response? (Total Muslim win?)
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toss explaining the "skepticism" of atheists
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types of apostates
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due to intense mental gymnastics, some atheists believe that if God existed, he would like them, but they're actually going to hell.
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