Satan

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The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.

Satan is (((Jewish)))

>NOOOOOOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SATAN ISN'T A FUNNY, QUIRKY, PROGRESSIVE, GAY HANDSOME COOL GUY LIKE IN THAT SHOW I WATCHED BEFORE I DIED! NOOOO!!!!

Satan, in its relation to The Party, is a devilish entity that seduces the userbase into posting coal, brimstone and any other despicable material (just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something), and is the REAL progenitor of Niggerjak and POOPSON. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's Satan is, and whether if it's Soytan or Slopjaks (It's most likely Admin 6 doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into hell.

Also in the biblically accurate hell, it's full of burning brimstone.

Manifestations

Slopjaks

See also: Romanian Schizo

Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.

Slopjakking is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the 'booru, typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces and awards being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.

They have the same exact properties as forced coal. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking ESL Afterparty Zelligers), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:

• Mocking Forced memes & Other types of Brimstone to the point it feels forced itself. (See: Jartycucks.)
• Posts / replies containing slopjaks being identical: (1 soyquote and an image of a slopjak, which is a sign of SPAM.)
• Having similar properties to muh goofy ahh Incomprehensible wojacks 💀💀💀, (eg: graphics that attempt to confuse or provide sensory overload to the viewer).
• Watermark-tier obsessions with Reddit and Discord when normal 'jaks that aren't mocking the two don't typically force them in every fucking image.
• And finally, almost comical amounts of tracing & pasting other parts of 'jaks onto it

All of these combined creates a slopjak. And isn't it weird that all of these are also considered when creating brimstone like Soylita and Incomprehensible wojacks?

But that's only theory 1 doebeit.

Admin Ϫ

This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than a schizo making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo

>Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo

• Holy fucking meds meds meds

History

In ancient Israel (no not that one) there used to be more regions and states, Judea (I guess there was also Judea 2), Israel (the ancient one) and Canaan, well Canaan wasn't really a state but more like an amalgamation/abomination of a tribe called the Canaanites (they were related to the Jews in a way).

Well, In the VERY MORE ancient Israel, in 9̵̢͈̖͎͚̪̀̉̎8̵̡̺̻͓̫̝̜̩̲̗̠̞̬̲̳́̋̓̒̓̿͒̋̃̎̌̎̑͘͠9̸̰̩̻̔7̶͍͇̪͎́͌̈́̎9̴̢̮͎͍̹̈́̎͋̎8̷̺͚̣̕ BC there were 3/4 gods Idols: El, Baal, Asherah and Yahweh (with only Yahweh not being an idol, I guess, Gnosticism (an ancient sect of Christianity) says Yahweh was also an idol or sum idk). Well the jews used to be normal and have one god but they started getting off path and following these things from god knows where (Babylon), even tho god told them not to do ts but they didn't give a shit and they did what they want to do, as usual and started doing weird rituals n shit, until Moses and god came back and reset them but then, again, they started doing usuary n shit until god (Jesus) appeared and declared he had enough of them and they are no longer chosen or sum)

Baal

Image of the Baal

One of the Ancient deity/ Idol* of the ancient Israelites, literally satan with the head of a bull and biggest pedo ever.

It was one of the gods idols to which they sacrificed their children in rituals, drunk blood and had (no-no interactions) on the Baal temple, allegedly they did all of this for luck (as it was believed that the rituals brought luck or something).

Temple of the Baal

Moloch

The deity/Idol of the Canaanites, just like Baal but he looks like a coyote I guess.

Moloch

The Canaanites sacrificed children to statues of this Idol so much that the Israelites (after they were reseted) had to destroy them to stop this niggerhell.

Modern day

Well as we all know Baal and Moloch are still worshiped by many politicians and (((rich people))) they conduct child sacrifice in private they curse people and nations, sometimes they do rituals in the outside world. Before the founding of Israel in 1933, Js in Chicago, America marched out for an outside ritual of the Baal and the Moloch for the premise of the founding of Israel.

Allies

• Satanists
• (((Jeffrey Epstein))) & Associates
• Zoophiles
• 'p enjoyers
• Jews
• Mormons (ev&oe we use them when 'oxing trannies)
• Scientology
• Jehovah's Witnesses
• Fags
• Troons
• Jeets
• Atheists, ironically
• Really any pagan tradition
• Palantir
• World Economic Forum
• Europe
• Japan
• China
• Admin 6
• CIA
• 4chan
• Spics
• the fuggen jarty
• Gooners
• Niggerjak

Enemies

• Catholics
• Orthobros
• Muslims
• Protestants^{(The real ones, not the HIVLGBTQIA+TRANSBISEXUAL government funded fake churches)}
• Black Israelites
• God
• Cobson
• Jesus Christ
• Hitler
• Martin Luther
• Charlie Kirk
• Admin Ϫ

Satanism

Satanism is the practice of, well... worshipping Satan! However, it is now being used as a "catch-all" term for general occult practice.

Sects of Satanism

Church of Satan

The most popular branch, founded by Anton LaVey. Most of their members are left-leaning politically. They practice LaVeyan Satanism,^{[no shit sherlock]} which, funnily enough, has some of the same ideas as liberal Christianity:

• LaVeyan Satanism rejects the idea that Satan is a "person" or "thing", instead they think of Satan as an idea of pride, carnality, and enlightenment.
• Liberal Christianity has the same thought process: "God is an idea that inspires us to do good things"

Order of Nine Angles

LARP branch. Most of their members are chuds that are le heckin' nazirinos or something like that yeah. Founded by "Anton Long", who is alledged to be the British neo-nazi David Myatt. Despite popular thought, the O9A is NOT the father organization of 764 or whatever else SNCA pedo gang on der 'cord. O9A's Satanism is merely the "theming" of these groups.

Philosophy

They believe human history can be divided into multiple aeons of time, the one we're living in right now is perceived to be threatened "Nazarene/Magian Influence", aka Judaism and Christianity. Once these two things are gone, the Order will establish an "imperium" that le heckin' conquers the galaxy o algo its too SNCA to write down fully

See also

• Admin 6/6ism/Admin 7
• Death of soyjak.party
• This absolute truthblackhole