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>Though maybe you were looking for something more serious?
Minor inconveniences are a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave Ṇ̶́̏̂̈́̅ͅÓ̶͇̭̦̆̅ ̸̖̠̚S̶̟͑͛̀͘Ú̶̧͍̫͓̜͛̔͐̑R̵͕̲̬͕̿V̷̝̫̌̋̍Ì̵̥̉̽̕V̷̧̰̭͇̄O̴͕̦̪̠̦͘Ř̸̩̂͝Ş̵̺̠͙̈́͗̉
The following media may only be utilized upon its ratification by President Quote‎‎ when the end times are approaching
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Harmless pranks are legal in most places besides Louisiana. Louisiana is the only place where this is illegal. The penalty if caught is up to $500 and/or six months jail time. (As if you're going to get caught anyway. Right, opsecGOD?)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A MINOR INCONVENENCE THAT DOESN'T DO SHIT TO MY LIFE!!!!!!!! MY DAY IS RUINED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

The 'za has been ordered.
... and your complimentary Qur'an, xir.

A Minor Inconvenience is a small, deliberately annoying prank you make a dox target experience that's just irritating enough to bother xhem, but not serious enough to be considered real harm or a big problem (despite how much you want xhem to suffer). If you dox someone, there are many gemmy activities you can do to take the piss out of xhem.

SWATTING, thoughever, is ANYTHING but a minor inconvenience. It's ILLEGAL and WILL get you IRL 'nished.

Pizza[edit | edit source]

This one is pretty simple. Order a pay-at-the-door pizza to someone's house. When the pizza arrives the pizza guy will be asking for payment and the victim will likely be blacklisted for "prank calling". To generate the most seethe, pick gross toppings like anchovies and other things that don't make sense.

Make sure to not be obvious, (You) can order online instead of using your real phone number and as long as you're using a VPN you probably won't get caught. Don't order 6 gorillion pizzas with pineapple over and over because you most likely will get caught.

The current record for most pizzas sent to one individual within one day is five, which was achieved during Operation Total Femboy Death (a sub-operation of Operation No Nut November).[1]

The following Pizza places allow you to pay ahead of time. If you are outside the country of the target, you may need to set your VPN to that country for the pizza place to accept your order.

On Dominoes, you may also apply ‘Zas for a Cause by donating to St. Jude.

Fake dildos and other shit[edit | edit source]

You can make it so that the guy has to sign it to the ups man.

https://prankpackage.com/

The best part about this method is that you can pay to have the UPS man show up and ask for a signature of it.

If you're the adventurous sort and also live in their area, consider hand-delivering or mailing them a little baggie of piss/shit/both.

copyright strikes[edit | edit source]

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW
WHEN YOU COPYRIGHT STRIKE SOMEBODY, MAKE SURE TO REPEAT IT AT LEAST 3 TIMES SO THE CHANNEL IS PROPERLY TERMINATED AND ALWAYS USE FAKE BUT VALID INFORMATION OF ANOTHER 'OXXED INDIVIDUAL.

if they have a 'tube channel, you can file false copyright claims against their videos to strike their channel and get it terminated.

Elephant poop and different types of poop[edit | edit source]

>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

https://www.poopsenders.com/

https://www.shitexpress.com/

https://shitforyou.eu/en/

https://www.sendshit.co.uk/

This speaks for itself. You can order 15 minutes of an Indian call center to someone's door entirely from your computer.

Facebook/Craigslist marketplace method[edit | edit source]

Say you're selling or giving something away for free at their address and convince people to meet them there. Soon enough there will be random people knocking on their door, scaring the shit out of them.

Put the fries in the bag or however the xitter is said (Sign them up for a job)[edit | edit source]

If you have enough info on someone and xey happen to live somewhere in the US, you can sign xem up for a job in several fast food chains through web. This is almost easier than sending 'zas and it has the added effect of blacklisting the victim from ever getting a job at every goyslop place.

Cults[edit | edit source]

Cults refer to religions that have extreme or unorthodox beliefs. Being part of a cult typically means you are extremely groomed by the CIA or (((Jews))).

Some cults include:

If you really want to fuck with someone and you feel that xey deserve it, you can do so for free by signing xem up to a cult through web.

At best the victim will get spam called and emailed until the end of time+Ϫ, and at worst xhey'l actually get a bunch of cultists and other kind of undesirables to knock at xer door. Since cults actively harass members who leave, the cults might start leaving threatening messages or harassing xhem in public.

Free Qurans[edit | edit source]

Quran is the holy book of Islam.

You can send one as a harmless prank here: https://americanislamicoutreach.org/free-quran-brochures/ (make sure all the options are in Spanish)

Missionaries[edit | edit source]

Sending Mormon missionaries to Jaiden Animations' house after xhe was 'oxed.

You can send a Mormon missionary (a missionary is someone who walks up to your own house and asks you about Jesus Christ) from here: https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit

MomNVKE[edit | edit source]

Remember to not write like a retard when sending a momNVKE, as if it's too incoherent they may ignore all further attempts to reach out to them.

MomNVKEs or dadNVKEs are a quintessential tactic in getting targets to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING by messaging a person's parents informing them of what they do on the internet. This has to be done quite carefully as sending too many messages from multiple different accounts may cause them to think it's a harassment campaign (or lend credence to the targets version of events) and it has to be done in a formal way (i.e. not full of le incomprehensible soyspeak).

If the target lives with xheir parents, A MomNVKE is considered a major inconvenience.

Template momNVKE
Subject: [URGENT] Your [SON/DAUGHTER], [TARGET NAME], is [E.G. CREATING PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL ONLINE]

Dear [NAME],

I hope you are well. Unfortunately, I am writing with regards to a very concerning matter. It has come to my attention that your [SON/DAUGHTER], [TARGET NAME] has been [WHAT THEY DID] under their online alias [USERNAME]. Evidence for this can be found in the links below:

[LINKS TO ACCOUNTS, INCLUDING ARCHIVES, SCREENSHOTS, AND AN EXPLANATION OF THE DOXXTRAIL]

I apologize for having to bring this to your attention, as I am sure it must come as quite a shock to you. Please, have a discussion with [TARGET NAME] and ask them to stop what they are doing and remove all the offending material from the internet[, as the relevant authorities may be contacted and they could get into legal trouble - DELETE IF NOT RELEVANT]

Please don't hesitate to contact me at this email if you require any further evidence or explanation.

Kind regards,

[FAKE NAME, E.G. NATHANIEL COBSON]

Examples[edit | edit source]

/soc/[edit | edit source]

If you have your target's contact information (mainly Discord), you can post it on /soc/ claiming to be an 18-21 year old girl. Post in threads with titles referencing dating, marriage, relationships, or just one of their million 'cord threads that they let fill up the catalog. Within minutes, their inbox will be full of fat, greasy 4channers who are desperate to get laid. This is a really easy one because you don't even need a fulldox to do it. All you need is contact information which they probably give out anyway.

Remember[edit | edit source]

If you're going to do this, remember to share it on the Sharty so others can sneed. Do not be a selfish little fuck and leave the GEGS to yourself.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1127-1454-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14150748.html
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