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A Major Inconvenience refers to a BIG, life-altering prank you make a dox target experience that WILL cause harm and be a HUGE problem. Sometimes, minor inconveniences like 'za aren't enough and your target deserves worse. This page lists serious shit that you can do to targets who deserve way worse than just a prank. However, these methods are not as easy to perform as minor inconveniences and are usually very situational. They should NOT be done lightly; save them for ultra-pedoniggers that actually deserve it and are sure to be vulnerable to these tactics, or you may just end up wasting your time.

RegistrarNVKE

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A RegistrarNVKE is the act of reporting a site to its domain registrar to get it taken down. The Sharty itself has been on the receiving end of these a few times. RegistrarNVKEs will only work if the site violated the registrar's terms of service, or if the registrar fears legal action for what they're allowing their customers to do with their domains.

BossNVKE

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A BossNVKE is the act of reporting a target's activities to their employer. The goal, of course, is to get them fired from their day job. BossNVKEs will only work if you have the target's employment status and if they have done something heinous enough for their employers to fire them over it. An example of a successful BossNVKE target is SaintHeartwing, who was 'oxed and BossNVKEd during Operation Total Vorefag Death. SaintHeartwing worked with special ed kids, which was no position for someone who draws vorarephilic 'P.

SchoolNVKE

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A SchoolNVKE is the act of reporting a individual's activities to their school or college about their online behavior. The goal, of course, is to get them expelled but also to force people to either go into hiding or end their disgusting activities. It was used widely in raids such as Operation 9/11 and Operation No Nut November and it was crucial to make gooners seethe.

ParentNVKE

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A ParentNVKE is only a major inconvenience if the target lives with their parents! Otherwise, it's a minor inconvenience or may not affect them at all.

A ParentNVKE, also known as a MomNVKE or DadNVKE is the act of telling a target's parents about their online activities. This can be a major inconvenience if the target lives with their parents, as it can cause the target to have very embarrassing conversations with their parents, be pressured into deleting their social media accounts via their parents, or being kicked out of their house entirely. While one of these is almost guaranteed to happen if the target participates in antimatter-level of content, it may not be as effective against targets who do not do stuff on similar levels as their parents simply may not give a shit or even support their activities if it generates revenue. Yes, this CAN happen.

For examples of ParentNVKEs, see the corresponding section on the minor inconvieniece article.

PatriotNVKE

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A PatriotNVKE, also known as a PQTRIOTNVKE is relatively new inconvenience that involves you signing up your target for Patriot Front. A PatriotNVKE, though usually a minor inconvenience, can be a significant inconvenience as they are likely to be recruited if you put the correct information in your target's application, once they have their application accepted, they will likely have members of the organisation attempting to get them to attend their events both through their emails and phone number, with this being virtually impossible to stop as Patriot Front doesn't believe that a person would go through the hassle of writing out a full application just to end up not actually wanting to join.

To maximise the effectiveness of PatriotNVKES make sure to put some chuddy, yet not illegal, stuff into their application, in order to minimise the chance of the application being rejected, make sure to read their manifesto and try to put some of the stuff they believe in into your target's ideology section on the application, this will make the harassment from the PF recruiters even more intense. Completely avoid adding anything related to the target being a faggot or tranny as it will make it clear to the recruiters that the application isn't serious.

Additionally, if their application gets leaked with the target's info, their life may be ruined as the target's employer may be very much reluctant to keep a heckin' facist hired. If the target's family is a bunch of shitlibs, this may also cause some serious trouble for your target in question if they still live with their parents.

The first large use of PatriotNVKEs was in Operation Kirkiversary by some nophono FPE faggot identifying themselves as the FPEwaffen and another unnamed 'oxGQD, where a total of 10 troons were signed up for PF. All 10 of the applications being accepted, likely generating a massive amount of dilation.


You can find the applications portal for PF here: https://patriotfront.us/join/ and their manifesto here: https://patriotfront.us/manifesto/

KlanNVKE

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A KlanNVKE, also known as a KLQNNVKE and KKKNVKE, is the newest major inconvenience that involves you signing your target up for the Ku Klux Klan. It is a major inconvenience and will drive most people into total panic, imagine you are a faggot, just checking your email and then you see that apparently you were signed up for the fucking KKK, you would completely lose your mind and presume you will be in severe trouble. This can produce some absolutely phenomenal gegs, especially if your target is retarded and shares everything about their personal lives online, make sure to monitor their social media and archive everything.

As with the PQTRIQTS, make sure to get as much information about your target as possible and completely avoid putting any sort of information that may get your application rejected, anyone that isn't a WASP hetero will immediately get their application rejected. Also, if your target is a famous faggot do NOT put their full names in the application, instead abbreviate the first name with a letter to make it less obvious, you can also use an alias, if you'd like.

As KlanNVKES will cause plenty of seethe, it is discouraged to spam applications, additionally as the KKK is a relatively small group and doesn't receive many applications, if they get ridiculous amounts of new applications they are bound to pick up something is wrong and may even close their applications or have them require a donation of money in order to sign up, in short don't be a SLF and spam the applications but reserve the KKKNVKES for genuinely awful people.

The only documented use of a KKKNVKE was during Operation Patriot Storm, on Jackson Hinkle, a random commie faggot who is the head of the American Communist Party. No other documented examples of KlanNVKEs exist.

It is important to note that the KKK has many splinters who all say they are the original, legitimate group. [That reminds me of something]. All of them have separate websites, some require a donation before you can join, delivered in a letter with your application in it. The best website to sign targets up is the Knights of the KKK website , as it requires only a name, an email and a detailed application to sign up your target, with no payment needed. The name can be substituted for an alias or initials, as detailed above.

WifeNVKE

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A WifeNVKE or HusbandNVKE is the act of telling a target's spouse or significant other about their online activities. It is similar to a MomNVKE, except instead of just getting kicked out of the house, they can also be put through the divorce wringer.

CultNVKE

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A CultNVKE is the act of signing someone up for a cult, on behalf of them without them realizing. Cults refer to religions that have extreme or unorthodox beliefs. Being part of a cult typically means you are extremely groomed by the CIA or (((Jews))). To do this, you have to register for the cult, and give the cult their address. When they inevitably try to tell the cult they never registered and don't want to be part of the cult, the cult will try to use all resources at its disposal to make life for that person hell, including threats of violence, stalking, slander and defamation, frivolous lawsuits, and even murder.

Some cults include:

If you really want to fuck with someone and you feel that xey deserve it, you can do so for free by signing xem up to a cult through the web.

At best the victim will get spam called and emailed until the end of time+Ϫ, and at worst xhey'll actually get a bunch of cultists and other kinds of undesirables to knock at xheir door. Since cults actively harass members who leave, the cults might start leaving threatening messages or harassing xhem in public.

CountryNVKE

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A CountryNVKE only works if your target is an illegal alien or has committed crimes in a country (s)he isn't a citizen of!

A CountryNVKE (also called an ICENVKE if your target resides in the United States) is the act of getting your target DEPORTED. If you feel xhey deserve to go back to whatever shithole they come from, you can report them to immigration enforcement of whatever country xhey currently live in. This ONLY works if your target is a non-citizen though. And even then success isn't guaranteed.

GlowNVKE

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Wasting law enforcement resources (this includes swatting) is ILLEGAL and can get you IRL 'nished! DO NOT do a GlowNVKE unless you have evidence that your target committed a crime!

A GlowNVKE is the ultimate last resort, reserved only for targets who are actual criminals. A GlowNVKE is the act of reporting a target to law enforcement with the goal of getting them IRL 'nished. This is serious shit, so don't do it unless your target did something that actually warrants a criminal investigation (such as possession of actual 'P).

For best results, report your target to their local law enforcement agency. Federal law enforcement agencies receive hundreds or even thousands of reports per day, so your report is likely to get lost in the pile of papers. Local law enforcement agencies are more likely to actually do something about it. This is often forgotten, but going to State Police is an option as well. Criminal charges are often dropped or reduced, so don't be disappointed if that happens.

It cannot be overstated that attempting any kind of GlowNVKE frequently backfires on those who aren't careful:

Do note that if a target makes any threat of suicide or self-harm post-dox, you are well within your rights to call in a welfare check from the local glowies. This is NOT the same as swatting, since you are merely a concerned citizen who came across their worrying posts online and wants to make sure xey are safe.

CartelNVKE

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For legal reasons, this is a JOKE!

This method has never been tried but it's theoretically possible, if your target is an EPI goonslop pedo artist living in a third world shithole, you can get in contact with the local cartel, and tell them that your target has been spying on them or tiping FEDs about cartel activities, cartels are highly paranoid so they might take your tip with upmost importance.

Afterwards it's up to the cartel what to do with them.

BoomerNVKE

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When your target has done something outrageous and/or illegal, you can make posts on local facebook groups to spread awareness. This method was employed to great effect when 'oxing the cat-killing jartycuck "cannibalcalvin". The bloodthirstiness of facebook boomers should not be underestimated - they are always willing to spread the 'ox of somebaldi they see as morally reprehensible, and may also be inclined to take irl action. There is a very good chance that a boomerGQD in the group will have contacts in law enforcement and will be willing to forward the evidence to them (much more effective than a crimestoppers tip). Also note that unlike most other social media, the FB userbase is generally anti-degeneracy, and many of them hate trannies as much as 'teens do

When posing a boomerNVKE:

  • Do not use 'speak (obviously), write like a concerned normalGQD
  • Be inflammatory but truthful - you want to create outrage. Unlike younger generations, boomers respond well to call-to-action statements like "SHARE THIS", "PROTECT YOUR KIDS", "BRING THEM TO JUSTICE", etc.
  • Provide evidence, including a simple 'oxtrail
  • Have nothing on your profile that looks troll-y

SantaNVKE

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The elusive, yet highly dangerous, SantaNVKE is rarely enacted by soyteens, however if the SantaNVKE is ever deployed the receiver shall certainly know about it, espeically when Christmas morning rolls around. A SantaNVKE is performed by 'teens (the more, the more convincing) writing an incriminating account detailing the poor behaviour of the 'ox victim with the letter being adressed to Santa Claus. The contents of the letter should be of such horror and dismay to Santa, that he will be forced to write the victim's name onto the Naughty List. It is highly advised that this method should not be attempted due to the major inconvenience of no Christmas gifts and receiving coal in their stocking. If ever conducted, it should ONLY be used on truly disturbing criminals.

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