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>Stop comparing us to endermen n shieet
>You VILL migrate to a Microsoft account and you VILL NOT do a heckin hatespeech, goy.
then we got the golden dandelion
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Minecraft, Mein Kampf or Aryancraft is a sandbox game created by Notch (real name: Markus Persson, who is Swedish, thus making it a Swedish win). The original version of the game (Java Edition) is written in Java[Thanks, genius] while Bedrock Edition (Microsoft's 'aped version) is written in C++. Notch sold both the Mojang company and the Mincecraft IP to Micoalsoft in 2014 for 6 gorillion dollars and a half eaten ham and cheese bagel. This is a subtle reference to how Soot sold the Sharty to Kuz and Kolyma.
Notch has also said things online that made trannies seethe.
Jens "Jeb" Bergensten (lead creative designer for the game) has been changing the design of updates since version 1.10, making them thematic (Villagers & Pillagers, Nether, Aquatic and etc.). These changes were accompanied with corporate slop trailers and other live-service trash. Thougheverbeit, the overall new content was not drastically different from the state of the game before. It was always 50% useless shit that only nophono uses, and 50% actually useful stuff. The latest version's (1.20+) updates are more akin to Fortnite or Call of Duty, since they only serve the purpose of "keeping up" the hype and relevancy of the game, which shows you what kind of game Minecraft became.
Zoomers love to complain that modern updates add useless SNCA, while "le old 'craft" updates exclusively added ONLY useful additions and features, which is obviously not true, since there are many Notch-made features that even oldfags are still indignant over. The main reason for their clittyleaking is because these zoomers were too young to care about or even experience the old mechanics and updates, while oldfags from old Reddit posts and forums complained about Notch and Jeb releasing 15 subversions that would break mods and add useless shit, or Notch promising to add thrembillion mobs and features, despite doing nothing in the end.
In between Cacas and Oldfags, many Zoomers will agree the game was GREAT at one point. From the official release of version 1.0 to 1.12 their update design used to be about adding new mechanics like combat, building, and exploration. It was great and consistent, however Mojoo decided to drastically change the update system by releasing updates almost yearly. The content of the updates included changing old biome terrain, adding new biomes / randomly spawning structures like villages and temples, and even an endgame boss. It was done positively in versions 1.13 and 1.16 but done incorrectly in versions 1.14 and 1.17. These updates would either improve or ruin the experience of the 'craft, depending on which 'teen you ask. Mojoo would add alot of unnecessary features, resulting in the game being filled with unnecessary slop.
Xhey stopped with this tomfoolery in 2024 following version 1.21.4 by going back of pre 1.13 updates called "Content Drops". The reason being that "Caves n Cliffs was too heckkin hard to make", which is a complete usher koosher lie, made even funnier when you consider they even split the update into two parts because they were so creatively bankrupt at the time to think of any new content, despite having a bajillion niggers working for their shit ass company. After the Mojang said they would go back to the "old simple updates", despite the updates fucking sucking. These updates caused their core audience shifting from survival players to cozy bitch gamers who would love anything that is simple and cute, and so it was pure troonslop that was added (bees, cherry blossoms, happy ghasts). The artistic consistency was removed which ruined this masterpiece into becoming an easy, cozy-chungus game, as opposed to the sandbox survival game it once was intended to be. Despite this, not all is doom and goon, as Notch announced that he is making Minecraft 2. As for now, modders will continue to carry the game.
Alpha - The Alpha version shaped the gameplay formula and the future direction of the game as a whole. It introduced all basic Minecraft gameplay elements and if you were to launch it today you would probably find it grating. Alpha also introduced first mods like BuildCraft and some others.
Alpha 1.1.1 YOU WILL NOT DOWNLOAD THIS UPDATE
Beta: Added the final details that would shape the game into it's modern identity such as world seeds, achievements, statistics, weather, Ambient Occlusion, dyes, hunger and much more. Most Minecraft YouTubers and mod-makers started playing during this version's release.
Beta 1.7 - Oldfag larpers love this version for its terrain generation and lack of a hunger bar, which is SNCA to everybaldi. Everyphono who praises this version wasn't even born at the time when it was releasedev&oe dats giga. Herobrine was also removed.
Beta 1.8 - The gemmiest update in the history of 'craft. This version changed literally everything,. Colloquially considered to be an aryan classic despite always being seethed at by retarded oldfags. Herobrine was also removed, again.
1.1: Added spawn eggs and cool new biomes and removed Herobrine. Also superflat world was added.
1.2: Added the aryan Iron Golems, some Chiseled stone bricks or something, and removed Herobrine.
1.3: BEAST of an update. Added Emeralds, Golden Apples, Book and Quills, Desert Pyramids, Jungle Pyramids, new slabs and stairs, and removed Herobrine. Very kino.
1.4: A24 Slow-Burn spooky update that added Herobrine the Wither and Witches with Bats, along with Beacons, Anvils, Potatoes, Carrots, walls, and the Command Block!
1.5: Lots of stuff for redstone autists like Hoppers, Daylight Detectors, Redstone Comparators, Activator Rails, and a fuck ton of Quartz Blocks. Also removed Herobrine.
1.6: Extremely kino update that added horses, making traveling so much better. Added Colored Carpets, Nametags, and Leads.
1.7: Added a ton of new biomes and two new wood types! Gemmiest version for modded playthroughs.
1.8: Sort of a miscellaneous update. Added ocean monuments, rabbits, and armor stands.
1.9: Changed combat so that you can critical hit and gave weapons soft cooldowns which'd reduce damage if you attacked too quickly, which caused a lot of Java server fags to leak. Added Elytras, potion effect tipped Arrows, Shields and End Cities. The elytras powercrept every form of transportation btw if that matters. Also they removed Herobrine.
1.10: Added endermen to the nether, added a bunch of blocks, and removed Herobrine.
1.11: Made exploration more fun. Added the Woodland Mansions, Shulker Boxes, and Totems of Undying. Removed Herobrine.
1.12: the middle gem that saved the 'craft which gave a bunch of colorful decorative blocks for builders, colored beds which were one of the most requested features in Minecraft, and parrots. Also they removed Herobrine. This is the most modded version of the game because of the changes in 1.13.
1.13: Made the oceans much better by adding biomes and structures. Added 8 mobs, Tridents which can be thrown (good luck getting enough for that to be sustainable without an enchantment), and so much more, though it had some flaws like Phantoms being obnoxious and Turtles being useless, and no sharks because they don't want to teach kids to kill sharks or some pussy ass bullshit like that. This update removed Herobrine and brought a lot of technical changes that would force modders to completely rewrite their mods from scratch if they wanted to transition their mods from 1.12.2 to 1.13, which is why you see so many oldfag mods ending their support at 1.12.2.
1.14: This update completely remade the whole villager system, with some people saying that trading is now way too OP since they can give you mending. Added raids where Pillagers would attack a village in multiple waves, where they can drop totems of undying and emeralds, which made woodland mansions partially obsolete. Villages are filled with beds, furnaces, 3 stacks of 64x bread and even flint and steel making the game even easier. also started his playthrough since this version which caused a massive influx of newfags into 'craft. Pewdiepie also changed the status of minecraft from "stupid kids game" to something respectable in the adult world, 'cause before this, Minecraft had a similar reputation to Roblox. Also they redid every fucking texture for no reason, so the game looks like coal unless you manually enable the programmer art resource pack. Also they removed Herobrine.
1.15: BEES and Herobrine getting removed. That's it. (One of the snapshots had some crystal honey that they added and got rid of for some reason).
1.16: the last gem that saved the 'craft. Completely overhauled the Nether by adding more Biomes, Structures, and Dungeons, rebranding Zombie Pigmen to Piglins, and adding the Strider, a lava swimming rideable mob.. Truly the last gem before they really fucked everything up because it was the last version to include "Removed Herobrine" in the patch notes.
1.17: Was going to completely overhaul caves and mountains but Mojang realized that if they were to release it like that they would have had to think of an entirely new update so they decided to split the update into 6 different updates to hold the community together since they began to become creatively bankrupt. Added nothing useful really, just a bunch of blocks and 3 useless mobs that do nothing.
1.18: Completely ruined world generation with biome blending mountains, causing a lot of structures to be submerged within mountains, however the new cave generation was pretty good. The only thing added was another music disc from the brimstone tranny artist Leif Chappelle
1.19: Mojang REALLY overpromised with this one. It was supposed to revamp a ton of biomes and add new wildlife, but they ended up not adding promised features like birch forest overhauls, shelf fungi, and fireflies (though fireflies and shelf fungi were added later). Fireflies were a weird one because they said that it was because some species of firefly are poisonous to some species of frog, but it's obvious to anyone with a brain that they just couldn't get mobs as small as fireflies to work. Despite that it added the deep dark biome with the Warden (originally promised for 1.17) and mangrove swamps. It was a good update but had one major flaw that being chat reporting which Microsoft wanted to force people to get banned from playing multiplayer servers if they were saying anything offensive on the cozy game. It became the most controversial update thanks to that
1.20-1.20.5: This was the time period where they stalled with the cave update features for a couple more updates adding SNCA. Go check the wiki if you really care that much. At one point, they abominated the ore designs.
1.21: Added Trial Chambers so the game finally has lategame PVE content. It also added a lot of amazing features that the community asked for like locked chests, more paintings, and a new weapon (which is mostly only useful for transferring your fall damage onto a single enemy). This was surprisingly the last good update that Mojang didn't fuck up. How did they do it? Who knows but it was a last spark of hope until 1.21.4 came out. Notably the last version with any significant modder presence, given that versions after this don't add anything worth mentioning.
1.21.2: Added bundles, the last of the features originally promised for 1.17. It took so long because a company with hundreds of employees developing the most popular game in the world couldn't figure out how to get bundles to work on touchscreens.
1.21.4: After the disaster mess that was the cave update they decided to go back to making updates like they did before 1.13. Players expected it to be a fresh new start but instead they made the worst update ever and added a new A24-inspired slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling genre-redefining gender-affirming monster that dies when hitting a certain part of a tree in a biome that is in a re-textured forest, thus starting an era of crappy edits that just add a few useless things. At least they finally removed Herobrine again.
1.21.5: Added warm and cold variants of farm animals and some new ambient stuff. Also finally added fireflies but now they're a particle instead of a mob. Also removed Herobrine.
1.21.6: Added the Happy Ghast, which is supposed to be able to act as a floating platform but in practice is just there to look marketable because the microsoft execs have this game in a chokehold. Also removed Herobrine, and was the last version to remove him until 26.1.
1.21.9: Added a bunch of new copper stuff that you'll use for 3 minutes before getting iron tools and the copper golem, which can agonizingly slowly sort items if you're too lazy to label your chests or build a redstone sorter.
1.21.11: Added a new weapon, the spear that trannies love because it's a heckin dashing mechanic just like muh heckin Z42 kino Ultracoal, and some new hostile mobs. Also added a bunch of rideable mobs but nobody cares because ice boat highways and elytrae are still faster.
26.1: Troonified all of the baby mobs. It also added shitty new loud sounds to some of the animals. The version number format was changed to the new current year and quarter format. Also removed Herobrine.
26.2: goyjang literally added brimstone to minecraft shut it down. They also added two new sets of decorative ketchup and mustard blocks that nobody will ever use and acid pools or something.
26.3: +1 new tree type with an ugly desaturated wood color and a biome that exists solely for spawning that tree type. Also wool stairs/slabs which are over 14 or so years late to when wool was a popular building material. They also realized that nobody has used wool since they added concrete, so they made concrete stairs and slabs. Cushions that you can sit on were added too, ev&oe they said that furniture would never be added. They also added "straw beds" AKA sleeping bags when they also said it wouldn't be in the game. Unusually for a nu-update, they didn't add any new mobs that clearly exist only to sell merchandise. The map texture was also raped.
26.4 (upcoming): Ice caves with icicles, frozen zombies, ice crystals, and ice balls.
You can make your own mods for Minecraft very easily. The game uses Java so all the modding APIs are in Java. As of 29 October 2025, Minecraft Java Edition is no longer obfuscated (previously obfuscated using ProGuard), and can thus be much easier to mod.[1] To look at the Minecraft source code, decompress the .jar file, and you should find a bunch of .class files inside. If your IDE has a decompiler like FernFlower, it can easily convert the .class files back to .java. (Even though Mojang has been providing obfuscation maps to recover the original names anyway for quite some time)
If you want to mod Minecraft Bedrock Edition, you have to use JavaScript, and write configurations in JSON.[2] This obviously means Bedrock is far more limited in what you can mod and change about the game, because the core game is still written in C++.
A meme that was from the gemmy Minecraft Movie. Rumor has it that the final post on 4cuck during the 14th April hack was the words "CHICKEN JOCKEY".[3][it just is, ok?]
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The Chicken Jockey was the last aryan to roam 4cuck.
Minecraft's soundtrack is enjoyed by many Soyteens due to it being highly nostalgic. The classic soundtrack was composed by C418, an East German Communist. Despite him being a retard politically, his music is gemmy. In later updates, Macroshit started replacing the soundtrack with new slop music that doesn't fit the game at all. It was composed by a troon named Lena Raine (real name Leif Chappelle), Aaron Cherof, Kumi Tanioka, and Amos Roddy (in the 26.2 update, another spic tranny called fingerspit joined). The new music is also way too loud, so it breaks both the immersion and your speakers. The old music is still technically in the game but you rarely ever hear it unless you use a resource pack to remove the new trooncoal.
The DanTDM Minecon 2015 is an event that was pretty awkward for danTDM, especially because there were many bum-ass kids asking questions like ''Dan do you like to come to my house''. Clearly that dipshit doesn't know what he's even saying. It then became a meme, for example there's one video where DanTDM lasers a kid.
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![Nate looking at the Fnf pedo zombie from the minecraft movie. First seen on /soy/10555912[4][5]](/File:Nate_steve_improved.jpg)
![FNF Pedo but its the chicken jockey [6][7]](/File:Fnfpedo_zombie.png)
