Minecraft
Minecraft is a gem.
Minecraft aka Shitcraft (nobody says this) if you're a detractor is a sandbox game created by Notch (real name: Markus Persson, who is Swedish, thus making it a Swedish win) written in Java (desktop version is named Java Edition), then sold to Micoalsoft in 2014 for 6 gorillion dollars. Just like how Soot sold the Sharty to Kuz and Kolyma.
Microsoft ported the existing Pocket Edition and other platforms to Bedrock Edition, written in C++.
Notch also said things online that made trannies seethe or something.
List of Soyjak Minecraft Servers[edit | edit source]
On the Sharty, Minecraft is only notable, because multiple soyjak-themed servers have been hosted on the game. This tradition has been upheld since 2021, when Soot was admin.
So far, there are four separate articles for these servers:
Minecraft server[edit | edit source]
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A Minecraft server is essentially a hosted server that runs in real time, meaning the server continues to run and you and your friends can connect to it on demand at any time you like. To set one up you have to have a machine with a public IP and port forwarding, also look into getting a free DNS provider so you don't have to use a raw IP address.
Tutorial[edit | edit source]
Java Edition[edit | edit source]
To set up a Minecraft Java Edition server you need obviously your own machine of some sort. It can be a designated server or even just a laptop or something that can run a tmux session. I personally use Debian (a Linux distribution) and use tmux to run it in the background but you can run a Minecraft server on any operating system you want. Make sure you put it in a dedicated folder so the service can be isolated.
Then install OpenJDK (must use OpenJDK 21 or later as Minecraft requires Java 21). I personally recommend using the Microsoft build which you can find here, just choose whichever method is right for your system.
You have to open the port 25565 which Minecraft uses by default.
ufw allow 25565/tcp ufw reload
Choose any Minecraft server hosting software, personally I recommend PaperMC, it is simple and regularly updated o algo and also very easy to install mods onto. Download it and put it in your Minecraft server directory. Then create a Bash script called start.sh (or whatever you want) with the following contents:
#!/bin/bash java -Xms_A_G -Xmx_B_G -jar paper-1.X.Y-Z.jar nogui
replace _A_ and _B_ with the minimum and maximum amount of RAM you want the server to use (for example you can make it a minimum of 2 GB and maximum of 8 GB with -Xms2G -Xmx8G), and set X and Y to the Minecraft release version and Z to the PaperMC software build number. This script essentially runs the JAR file with your memory limits on the JVM which starts the server. Run it and accept the terms and conditions. You should also disable chat verification and "enforce secure profile" since this allows Mojang to "verify chat messages" and ban people for saying racist words like "nigger". Most of the settings can be configured from the server.properties file.
Also if you plan to have your server private for just you and your friends make sure you enable a whitelist because if you do not your server WILL get griefed by foodists who use bots to search every IP and port for Minecraft servers. They WILL spam 'p and try to crash your server or get it banned so make sure you have security measures in place such as anti-griefing mods if you plan to run it without a whitelist.
Bedrock Edition[edit | edit source]
Mods[edit | edit source]
You can make your own mods for Minecraft very easily. The game uses Java so all the modding APIs are in Java.
Chicken Jockey[edit | edit source]
Rumor has it the final post on 4cuck during the 14th April hack was the words "CHICKEN JOCKEY".[1][it just is, ok?]
The Chicken Jockey was the last aryan to roam 4cuck.
![Nate looking at the Fnf pedo zombie from the minecraft movie. First seen on /soy/10555912[2][3]](/File:Nate_steve_improved.jpg)
![FNF Pedo but its the chicken jockey [4][5]](/File:Fnfpedo_zombie.png)
Lava chicken song parody (Jartycuck edition)[edit | edit source]
Ja-ja-ja-jarty, cu-cu-cu-cuck
Nate's jarty cuck, yeah, he's obsessed as hell
Ooh, dios mios, now you're ringin' the bell
Tranny and gooner, now he's having a leak
Ooh, super groomer, it's a jarty cuck!
Grotesque Steve[edit | edit source]
Grotesque Steve is a grotesque 3D model of Steve that originated from /v/ as a way to advocate for adding Steve to Super Smash Bros Ultimate or something.[it just does, ok?]
He also was used by FuturisticHub to make videos, most notably a one of Steve raping Banjo-Kazooie in the ass for a minute or something before turning him into an assist trophy and shoving it up his ass after which he shits it out and the video ends.
This video of Steve raping Banjo-Kazooie has been the subject of many aryan edits and has been shown to be a prevalent part of sharty culture.
Some nigger also made a Minecraft mod about this or something
Soundtrack[edit | edit source]
Minecraft's soundtrack is enjoyed by many Soyteens due to being nostalgic. The classic soundtrack was composed by C418, an East German Communist. Despite him being a retard politically, his music is gemmy. In later updates, Macroshit started replacing the soundtrack with new slop music that doesn't fit the game at all composed by a troon named Lena Raine (real name Leif Chappelle), Aaron Cherof, Kumi Tanioka, and Amos Roddy. The old music is still technically in the game but you rarely ever hear it unless you use a resource pack to remove the new trooncoal.
