Satan

WARNING: Satan is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "will you spend this winter driving me insane"

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

This bage and section are writted by a ESL You WILL going to fix the grammer of page and section.

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The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.

Satan, in it's relation to The Party, is a devilish entity who seduces the userbase into posting coal, brimstone and any other despicable material (just like how the Biblical Satan seduces humans into sin or something), and the REAL progenitor of POOPSON. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's Satan is, and whether if it's Soytan or Slopjaks (It's most likely Admin 6 doe).

THEORY 1: SLOPJAKKING

See: Romanian Schizo

Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.

Slopjakking is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty, typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces and awards being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.

They have the exact same properties as forced coal. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like ones mocking ESL Afterparty Zelligers or fooeycucks), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:

• Mocking Forced memes & Other types of Brimstone to the point it feels forced itself. (see: Jartycucks.)
• Posts / replies containing slopjaks being identical: (1 soyquote and an image of a slopjak, which is a sign of SPAM.)
• Also having similar properties to muh goofy ahh Incomprehensible wojacks 💀💀💀, (eg: graphics that attempt to confuse or provide sensory overload to the viewer)
• Watermark-tier obsessions with Reddit and Discord when normal 'jaks that arent mocking the two dont typically force them in every fucking image.
• And finally, almost comical amounts of Tracing & Pasting other parts of 'jaks onto it

All of these combined create a slopjak. And isn't it weird that all these are also considered when creating brimstone like Soylita and Incomprehensible wojacks?

But that is only theory 1 doebeit.

THEORY 2: ONGEZELLIG / AFTERPARTY

>Obsessed brimstone and fire o algo.

This is the most supported & backed up theory (even before the Party's existence). 'zellig was there to shit over /qa/ after being carried over by a /co/ schizo that was off xheir meds.

When the sharty became popular, it is speculated that Afterparty was there to force it down the sharty's throat since 2022. Only stopping after they and the zelliger 'p torrenter got exposed, which is backed up by the VERY significant decrease in zelligcuck behavior on /qa/.

Zellig has been seen in many morally questionable & demoralizing threads before on splinters or other altchans, so it would make sense for zellig to be Satan.

THEORY 3: Admin Ϫ

This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than a schizo making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is gonna be spine-chilling and evil o algo

• >Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo
• Holy fucking [med][med][med]s