Soyak

>Though maybe you were looking for soyjaks as a concept?

This is a Swedish win!

Soyak puts the Party in soyjak.party!

This page is a gemerald.

Soyak, often called Soyjak or Soijak, is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak meme depicted as a soyboy. He is THE Soyjak, and is best known for his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all.

He loves Soylent and Goytendo so much that he makes it his whole personality.

Soyak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Origin

Main article: Origin of soyjak

Soyak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by The Swede on December 30, 2017.^[1] (Swedish win btw)

On September 1, 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.^[3]

As of 2026, research into this topic is still ongoing.

Early life ^{(>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)}

John "Soyak" Hawbag was born in San Francisco, California On December 30th, 1987 to a Swedish immigrant mother named Mary Hawbag and a Swedish immigrant father named Tom Hawbag. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he is 5’4 (162 cm) in height today. And when he found out Dr. Soyberg died in October 2020, He went to his Funeral, He is Also Friends with Mulletjak.

He graduated from UC, Berkeley with a computer science degree in 2008 and has been working at Apple since then. He is In the UC Computer Science Class of 2008.

Likes

Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
Jews
iDubbbz
Capeshit
Cuckoldry
His mixed race son (Jerome and his wife's child)
Meds
Bugs
Talking about xis Nintendo Switch on Reddit
Living in a sealed pod
Wearing masks
BBC
Thanos memes
Soylent
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

Biblically Accurate Angels

Palestine (hates israel)

Alot of things in this list

The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
Brands that support BLM and trans rights
Progressive Democracies
Klaus Schwab(rest in power!!!) and his other WEF overlords
Reddit
~~Twitter~~ (twitter is ran by a heckin fascist associated with the orange man!)
Bluesky
Breakfast For Dinner
Hot sauce collections
Bone-chilling slow burns
His Funko Pop collection
Sour Candy
Optimistic nihilism
Whatever the image poster doesn't like
Apple/Products from Apple
Ukraine
Neoliberalism
90s games
Comic books
Antinatalism (unless its wholesome r/bipoc kids)
Taking his wife’s last name
Communism
George Floyd

Dislikes

Actual Hard Sciences
4chan
Chuds
Bloodmouths
Exercising
Homemade meals
Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
Shaving
Israel
soyjak.party ( >I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!)
Transphobia
Homophobia
Racism
Toxic masculinity
People with negative Reddit karma

Jumpscares
Science deniers and questioners

Whatever the image poster likes

Critical thinking (requires Ibuprofen and Xanax)
Being called a cuck
Work
Zoomers
AI art
ICE
BWC
Police
Fascists (anyone they dont like)

Reception

Grading

Most soyteens currently regard Soyak as a:

GEMERALD

2017

When this classic gem was first created, it didn't gain much attention, but after the meme caught on and other variants started being made, it came to be despised by some 4chan users for beginning the trend of soyjak spam. It is safe to say that 'jakkers have always considered Soyak to be a gemerald.