Twitter immigrant

>Though maybe you were looking for newfags?

This topic is literally twitter immigrants bluddd 💀💀💀 Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.

We newGODs ah le good and le based "posting cado is good bat posting dnb is baaaaad!"

Twitter immigrants are darker than coal...

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Twitter immigrants, also known as xittergrants, or 𝕏 immigrants, are users who came from Twitter. They can either be really chuddy (ev&oe they are braniggers most of the time) or trannies.

In the latter half of 2022, many reply farm threads were made sharing screencaps of Twitter users discovering and laughing at soyjaks, often in the form of "incomprehensible woahjack" threads. In these threads, soyteens feared that soyjaks would become normie slop just like the reddit frog. Some of the more prolific Twitter """jakkers""" were doxed.

This attitude damaged the sharty's positive perception of newGODS and maybe even gave us some sympathy for oldfags.

The label "twitter immigrant" is similar to 4chan's "reddit newfag". As such Twitter is to the sharty is what Reddit is to the 'cuck.

Behavior

Twimmigrants can be spotted from a Ϫillion km away, but the best way to find out is if they use normalnigger vocabulary. Examples:

• “lol” (instead of geg)
• "DNI" (Do not interact)
• "minor"
• “lmao” and its derivatives
• "the raped" (right-wing xitter)
• “mald,” Originally Twitch slang, allegedly means “to be so mad that you begin to bald” especially when used along with “cope” and “seethe”, which, when isolated, are totally acceptable among native 'teens.

Twitter immigrants do not know soy culture and history. As such, the best cure for them is education. Dr. Soystein published an article in 2020 prescribing 10–15 total hours of Ki browsing distributed across 1–2 weeks for immigrants of all kinds—including ones for Twitter—to meet this requirement for education.

Additionally xittercacas can also be spotted by them not knowing how to properly sage threads, and a lack of understanding of imageboard culture when it comes to bait (i.e. don't give (you)s to obvious bait threads).

On the Sharty

Behavior resembling that of Twitter immigrants has only increased on the Sharty, usually from Doll and or Froot-era newfags. Froot himself acts like a Twitter immigrant.

it seems NOBODY knows how to ‘jak - they reply “GEM” to the dustiest of traces. Worse, the ‘teens who a year ago would’ve called coalers out for their shit seem to have all but disappeared. <--- demoralization coaler>Behaviour resembling that of Twitter immigrants has only increased on the Sparty, usually from Doll- or Froot-era newfags[1] a new- is a -fag if he’s annoying, and a -GOD if he isn’t. In fact, Froot himself acts like a Twitter immigrant. It seems NOBODY knows how to ‘jak - they reply “GEM” to the dustiest of traces. Worse, the ‘teens who a year ago would’ve called coalers out for their shit seem to have all but disappeared. By the day it becomes apparent that ’jakking is a dying art.]] By the day it becomes apparent that ’jakking is a dying art.

Solutions

• Make a mega folder containing 'jaks, then give a detailed tutorial on how to soyquote. and give the newfags a slow run down of sharty culture. such as SUDE, and for every new ip which posts make them download the mega folder, or atleast make them read the guide on how to soyquote and a run down of sharty culture. any ip which refuses to do so gets muted permanently until they read it.

• Make them understand what the boards are for. /pol/ is for politics so it should stay there for example
• Ban blogposts on /soy/ unless they are made for discussion, like "Some guy at school wants to fight me, what should i do and what should i learn?" sometimes /soy/ is a journal for people with mundane lives, so lets spice up blogposts eh?
• DO NOT BAN PEOPLE FOR BAD POSTS. You were a newfag once, no one has never not made a bad post. Including me.
• Ban oldfag larpers
• Ban demoralization coalers
• Kill Froot

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  Froot added this horrendous banner on 18 Sep 2023

See also

• Newfags
• Oldfag Dysphoria
• Frootlergi Plan