CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
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{{Quoting|Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot.|His thought process when writing an article. <u>Don't be like him</u>.}}}} | |||
{{Quoting|Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot.|His thought process when writing an article. <u>Don't be like him</u>.}} | |||
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*[https://soyjakwiki.org/Category:Detractor_perspectives A list of his works] | *[https://soyjakwiki.org/Category:Detractor_perspectives A list of his works] | ||
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Revision as of 20:39, 9 August 2026
| > | Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot. | < |
| His thought process when writing an article. Don't be like him. | ||
Detractor is the alias of the namefag and editor of Soyjak Wiki known for dedicating countless hours of his life exclusively to producing terribly negative and libelous articles about contentious topics of Soyjak Wiki. While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can be inferred from an inspection of his early life.
Early life
Deterick Thor, birth name (((Moshe Jakobsen))), was born on July 10, 2000, in New York City. His parents, Niels and Sarah Jakobsen, were Danish-Jewish immigrants who’d clawed their way across the Atlantic. They raised him in a Brooklyn walk-up apartment where the rent was $2,200 a month and the walls were the 'murican paper-thin type of wall. Deterick spent his childhood watching videogame reviewers, playing World of Warcraft and CS:S, and eating nutritionally deficient goyslop en lieu of real food, and had even been one of the first to be asked to experiment lab-grown meat by UPSIDE Foods.
Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to the one we know today, Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "Aryan", ancestry instead. This would be the gateway via which he would later discover the Soysphere.
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he showed up with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their 26-year-old child who still lives with them, edits the soyboy wojak with glasses and a stubble wiki for free, and writes articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser.
