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{{Controversial}}{{Quoting|The defining feature of the Kuz era was hope and optimism. Hope we would become the biggest board. Hope Kuz would buy 4cuck. Hope Kuz would buy 'zellig. Hope we would rape all other altchans.
{{Controversial}}{{Bias}}{{Quoting|The defining feature of the Kuz era was hope and optimism. Hope we would become the biggest board. Hope Kuz would buy 4cuck. Hope Kuz would buy 'zellig. Hope we would rape all other altchans.
The defining feature of the froot era was doxing then dramafagging.  
The defining feature of the froot era was doxing then dramafagging.  
The defining feature of the Quotranny era was JSIDism, where 'teens were begging for our own site to be put out of its misery.
The defining feature of the Quotranny era was JSIDism, where 'teens were begging for our own site to be put out of its misery.

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> The defining feature of the Kuz era was hope and optimism. Hope we would become the biggest board. Hope Kuz would buy 4cuck. Hope Kuz would buy 'zellig. Hope we would rape all other altchans.

The defining feature of the froot era was doxing then dramafagging. The defining feature of the Quotranny era was JSIDism, where 'teens were begging for our own site to be put out of its misery. Everyone is excited and full of new energy because the site feels like the Kuz ere party again with freedom and chaos and fun

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Saltism is the ideology followed by Salt, the Ϫth owner of soyjak.party and his supporters. Proponents of Saltism believe in the unbanning of gore and newfag repellant, rules against namefagging, and the relaxation of certain rules. Most proponents of saltism are heavily opposed to Quotism and Quote himself, due to his extremely controversial choices and lackluster rule, going as far to revert some of his choices.

Saltist Beliefs

Saltists usually don't believe in all these things, especially the retarded ones. Only braniggers who want to strawman Saltists think they believe all these things.🗝️

The argument for newfag repellent

>you guys fucking disgust me, you put 'O in my wholesome/soy/ like a bunch of chuddies, now i have to post my porn of a random janny on the swinny

>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM GONNA BARF

The typical "newfag repellent" argument applies here more than you'd think. Before salt implemented the gore unban, hunkies on /soy/ were going through their daily routine of posting porn, but suddenly began moralfagging over the gore unban. This also involved people who weren't even on /soy/ talking about a "massive wall of gore" that was only present on /pol/ . It died down within a day, due to the spammers immediately getting tired of it because they have the attention span of a fly. This will ultimately let /soy/ thrive, as retarded trannies and hunkies leave due to small waves of often spoilered gore, and gorespammers eventually get tired of repeating the same joke over and over, resulting in the end goal of what diehard tranny haters always wanted, which was a lessened presence of faggots on /soy/.

>anyone who says this is a bad heccin' personerino and a fuggen jerdee

Just because someone tolerates gore for a few days for the sake of cleansing the Sharty, doesn't mean someone enjoys it, or is even ok with it. It's a choice between two evils; would you rather have a bunch of insufferable hunkies from the 'ru posting gay porn, or tolerate a few waves of retarded Russian "people" posting gore for a few days, in the end cleansing and purging the sharty of a majority of the faggots brimming it up?

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