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FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
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2b2t
Naturally, this attracts foodists and trannies who use this to spam gore and 'p[a]. It is also full of skids who try to use hacks to hack innocent players, such as using the Log4Shell exploit (back when it was a thing) to spam you with 'p or wipe your hard drive. Other than this, the server is full of SNCA builds that stretch out for millions of blocks, such that the server file size is about 80 TB (80 TB of 'p award).
The server is also extremely Jewish such that it forces you into a queue to connect to the server, but you can pay to be put into a priority connection queue. The non-priority queue is usually several hours or even days long, meaning 2b2t is de facto pay-to-join.
The server is home to raiding groups who scan the internet send mass connection requests to every IP and every port, looking for a Minecraft server to connect to, and grief those that they manage to connect to. The best way to prevent this is to ban port scanning on your server and use a Minecraft whitelist to only allow approved IPs/players.
There is also a culture of oldfag dysphoria on the server, where older players seethe constantly about le newfags.
Despite claiming to be rules-free, they still cucked out to Microsoft by banning swear words and Nazism.
Splinters
2b2t's popularity has led to many people realizing the potential of Minecraft anarchy, and thus many clones being created. 8b8t has a tracker of some of the more notable or played of these anarchy servers.
Constantiam
Constantiam is the oldest 2b2t clone still running today. It feels similar to pre-2016 2b2t, and if you really want to try Minecraft anarchy without forking over 20 bucks to some jew, give this server a shot.
Compared to others, it has a history of being strict on doxing and real life threats, fully banning people for what they say on the server, so don't tell the next tranny you see to kill themselves because chances are the owner may or may not take it lightly. Otherwise, slurs, hate speech, and other talk is fine (until Micrococks decides it's time to ruin the last remaining server).
There is an excess of trannies and oldfag dysphoric coomers that feel the need to brap up the chat with spam and "ironic" fetish coal, requiring the former owner to implement a very rulecucked chatspam system.
There have been 'teens spotted on Constantiam maybe once or twice. This is a VERY RARE occurrence seeing as most soyteens either play soycraft or some other SNCA rulecucked survival server with a gazillion microtransactions.
This server might be at risk becoming a DNB, as their official website, constantiam.net, has been down for 3-ish weeks at the time of writing.
Disregard the above, given everyone playing Constantiam is a NEET, Tranny, or autistic chudcel with no external life, the server is very typically comprised of 60 players.
Not too long ago, a 2b2t oldfag, griefer, and gegbull known as Jared2013 got doxed or leaked[I can't remember, if somephono actually remembers revamp this] and decided to give out xis dupe stash leading to elytra inflation. Otherwise, the economy on constantiam is very conservative and players typically just horde their own items.
OldFag
OldFag is/was the only other gemmy 2b2t clone. However, Microsoft has recently started to target them too, blacklisting their domain and forcing the owner to announce that he will be making changes to comply with the Mojang EULA. Oldfag was semi-vanilla, with certain hacks being allowed, and dupes being 'nished and patched.
The owner, John, also sells a client called Rusherhack, which, aside from Future or an open source client like Meteor, should be one of the ONLY clients you use or trust.
6b6t
6b6t is the most active out of all these servers, mostly becoming mainstream because Donutfags move in here thinking it's "edgy and super super griefed!!!" (25% of players are gay or identify as it/ze/zer/he/she/him/her[same thing])
It's mostly known because it's owner, qbasty, supports anti-jewish ideas by allowing cracked accounts enter the server and being against Microsoft woke ideas. He also sometimes schizs out on the Official 6b6t Discord Server by saying shit like ">@everyone 6B6T IS THE BEST SERVER IN THE WORLD." or ">WE'RE RUNNING THIS BITCH UP TO 1000 PLAYERS!"
Most of the anarchy community know it as the third world country of anarchy becuase it has (((Jewish))) commands like /tpa and /home.
9b9t
A fun-ish server, 9b9t runs Folia (ev&doe it lags like hell because spawn is raped with over a thousand withers) and is owned by some oldfag named JJ. Unlike the borderline Hypixel clones, and rulecucked shitholes other niggers run, 9b9t stands between the two, with certain hacks being allowed for convenience over others. It is inflated to niggerhell, and having the right connections can allow you to get items like illegal items, powerful gear, and etc.
Members will also tend to be very in-group, against newfags, and they also cuck the server with TP, lag, and dupe exploits every 6-7 months. You are more likely to find foodists and larp satanists on here than anywhere else
It is very consistently updated.
History
2010
- December - The server is created by some nigga called Hausemaster[1]
2011
- April 28 - 4cucks declare war against the Facepunch Republic after they claimed they wanted “Peaceful Anarchy” or something.
- December - popbob backdoors the server. Xhe will not be the last to do so.
2016
- June 1 - TheCampingRusher makes a video on 2b2t, starting a series. His fans flood the server, causing intense hatred from oldfags.
- June 4 - TheCampingRusher declares war on oldfags, starting the Rusher War.
- June 13 - FitMC, a literal IRL Soyjak (ev&oe he’s muscular or something), becomes the de-facto leader of “Team Veteran”
- July - A queue is implemented in the server due to the influx of new players.
- October 14 (or 22nd) - Rusher War ends. The result is disputed but it resulted in the player count increasing drastically.
2017
- January - SpawnMasons were founded.
2018
- July 2018 - The Nocom exploit is discovered. The Nocom exploit was a bug that allowed anyone to see if any area in the world contains a player, and to read the area. This made it very easy to grief and kill players.
2020
In 2020, Covid hit, and server popularity exploded due to quarantine (Notice how this is at the same time as foodist groups were becoming a real nuisance? Coincidence? I think NOT![b])
- March 2020 - Beginning of Quarantine hype period
- July - End of quarantine hype
- October 12 - MrBeast and 3 of his friends join the server for about an hour or more (2 to 3 PM EST), staying at 0,0. Within minutes, the Tenth Incursion was prepared to combat the millions of people the video would've exposed the server to. Fit then confirmed MrBeast would not make a video on 2b2t due to toxicity and hatred on the server.
- December 2020 - The Fifth Column is founded. It’s disputed if they are a gem or not, but they recently made a video griefing and raping tranny and furry Minecraft servers, so as of late, they seem to be in a gemmy state.
2021
- December 10 - The Log4Shell exploit, an extremely dangerous zero day exploit, is leaked to the public.[2]
2025
- December 20 - 2b2t adds new rules: players can now get banned for offensive builds, chat messages and spam.
2026
2b2t is now DNB. Despite a reported player count of around 1400-1500, the server is nearly 90% bots. However, a few cool projects have been completed.
- April 28 - A huge logo in the sky consisting of 2.55 billion blocks of obsidian was completed at spawn.[3]
- May 16 - A 1 million by 1 million map of the server was released, and is available to view online at 2b2t.place A world download torrent is currently being worked on.[4]
Notable whos
The server has multiple YouTubers, including SalC1, FitMC and Fastvincent1. Some other notable players include:
- popbob - Tranny cuck known for griefing and using lightning sound packets to coordinate exploit. Most recently bravely announced xeir departure from 2b2t with xis friend iTristan saying "she [he] hates you people"
- iTristan - (real name Tristan Gosselin-Hane) , as mentioned above, is a French-Canadian exploiter, friend of popbob, founding member of Nerds Inc., and obsessed brony oldfaggot. Apparently, according to rumors, he tried (or succeeded in) to groom an underage Ukrainian girl.
- jared2013 - Griefer, clittycel, and autist. Can be spotted on Constantiam in monthly intervals. Leaked over c1yd3i making an account called "Jaredisafaggot" back when you could do that.
- c1yd3i - Exploiter and former member of Nerds Inc. known for lagging the server and making jared and Oremonger leak🗝️ with videos like "Oremonger Beating His Wife". Falseflagged in the modern day by splinter failtrolls.
- Oremonger - Old married man, Redstone enthusiast, server-lagger, and liberal clittycel known for leaking over racism in chat and beating his wife.
Notes
- ↑ From someone who has played the server, foodists are very rare (unlike trannies) and dwell primarily in 'cords, and spam typically happens on splinters because Hausemaster has to appease the thousands of trannies feeding his nostrils with cocaine through priority queue, not to mention Microsoft.
- ↑ Nusoi, it was mostly because FitMC was posting 6 zillion videos about "THE END OF 2b2t" and exaggerating details so cacas can give him money. Foodists do play a little doe, I'm not denying it. Also most foodists became a problem in like 2021
