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Beastjak
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 Beastjak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Beastjak is a soyjak variant traced from a distorted Mr Beast thumbnail. He is characterized by his stretched mouth, large mustache, and the disturbed, soulless look in his eyes. Beastjak is frequently used in a trio with Kliksjak and Burnsjak.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Beastjak was created in a "jak him" thread on /soy/ on November 20, 2022. The OP posted a large amount of unjakkable Mr Beast thumbnails, which was met with silence, only for some other 'teen to slide in with an actually workable soy face by deforming one of the original thumbnails. This new thumbnail would then be the base for Beastjak, who would be completed over 2 hours after the thread was posted. Beastjak was met with universal praise shortly after (thoughbeit it could've just been a sameGOD).
Career[edit | edit source]
Unlike most jaks who buy Switch games, Beastjak spends most of his money on creating elaborate game shows to entertain babies. Much like the Joker or Billy from Jigsaw, both of which he is a huge fan of, Beastjak likes to kidnap people and force them to participate in these game shows. The horrible atrocities which take place in these games include but aren't limited to: misgendering, being deprived of BBC for unnecessary amounts of time, and worse yet these games often create a lot of gas emissions which negatively affect the atmosphere, and you WILL care about that.
The way Beastjak affords this is by selling fast-food, merchandise, and candy to his child audience. Beastjak owns a large company which produces these products, but you should keep in mind that said company hasn't made any statement on the ongoing conflicts in Ukraine and Ghaza.
Allegations have been made against an associate of Beastjak's named Chris Tyson, though Beastjak denies any knowledge of or participation in xeir crimes.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Beastjak as a Janny. -
Beastjak as Kratos. -
Beastjak as Mario. -
Elmer Fudd Kliksjak hunting down a 'cord Beastjak. -
(left to right) Kliksjak, Beastjak, and Burnsjak as a Soyjak Trio. -
Mashup with A24.
