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Saltism
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Saltism is the ideology followed by Salt, the Ϫth owner of soyjak.party and his supporters. Proponents of Saltism believe in the unbanning of gore and newfag repellant, rules against namefagging, and the relaxation of certain rules. Most proponents of saltism are heavily opposed to Quotism and Quote himself, due to his extremely controversial choices and lackluster rule, going as far to revert some of his choices.
Saltist Beliefs
- Gore should be allowed on /soy/ -- (This is the most unpopular one out of them all)
- The removal of /craft/, because "Video games are for manchildren"
- Roblox discussion should be allowed, even doe it's a video game intended for children
- Discussion of splinters should be allowed as long as you're not shilling them -- (evendoe this is easily evaded)
- Namefagging should not be allowed on /soy/
- Wordfilters should not be used on the Sharty
- Smuglet is 'lita 2.0
- Trannies/Furfags are the coal that is killing /soy/
- Dequotification, or the removal of Quote-era Jannies and bans
The argument for newfag repellent
>you guys fucking disgust me, you put 'O in my wholesome/soy/ like a bunch of chuddies, now i have to post my porn of a random janny on the swinny
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM GONNA BARF
The typical "newfag repellent" argument applies here more than you'd think. Before salt implemented the gore unban, hunkies on /soy/ were going through their daily routine of posting porn, but suddenly began moralfagging over the gore unban. This also involved people who weren't even on /soy/ talking about a "massive wall of gore" that was only present on /pol/ . It died down within a day, due to the spammers immediately getting tired of it because they have the attention span of a fly. This will ultimately let /soy/ thrive, as retarded trannies and hunkies leave due to small waves of often spoilered gore, and gorespammers eventually get tired of repeating the same joke over and over, resulting in the end goal of what diehard tranny haters always wanted, which was a lessened presence of faggots on /soy/.
>anyone who says this is a bad heccin' personerino and a fuggen jerdee
Just because someone tolerates gore for a few days for the sake of cleansing the Sharty, doesn't mean someone enjoys it, or is even ok with it. It's a choice between two evils; would you rather have a bunch of insufferable hunkies from the 'ru posting gay porn, or tolerate a few waves of retarded Russian "people" posting gore for a few days, in the end cleansing and purging the sharty of a majority of the faggots brimming it up?
The argument against newfag repellent
>fucking moralfag cucks! posting DNB is my right! it's based and thorpilled
No normal functioning adult human wants to see gore, regardless if you're an immigrant or an oldGOD. It's disgusting and makes the sharty look like it's a site for violent pedophiles and chuds. Most immigrants are already repelled by shit like "tranny" and "nigger" anyways since those are cardinal sins to normgroids. Gore is disruptive to our inner peace and quickly loses it's impact anyway while always remaining just as annoying, partially because you know some 16 year old 'cord tranny from Russia was the one who posted it, and partially because some people actually have empathy and don't like seeing mutilated bodies on their bald men with glasses website, but i'm sure that's hard for you to understand
Consider bringing a glass of water!
