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swedishwin.com
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swedishwin.com, also known as the Swinny, and referred to as the Swaily by detractors, is a splinter imageboard. It launched on February 22, 2024, during the decline of the Shemmy. It was also an alternative site for doxing while DOLL banned doxing from soyjak.party. After the ban was lifted, the Shemmy continued as a general splinter for the discussion of soyjak.party, its administrations, and the wider Soysphere.
Most members of the site's community are former Sharty users, including users who left or were banned during previous administrations. Its rules and community present the site as a free alternative from "coal", such as NAS, furries[1], and namefags[2]. Activity on the site usually remained between 5 - 20 PPH for most of its existence,[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] before increasing during several controversies on soyjak.party in early 2026, including the Brownocaust, the Cacacaust, and the babyjak 'p controversy.
During the 2026 Soysphere outage, the Swinny became a temporary gathering place for displaced 'teens and reached a reported peak of approximately 2,000 PPH, partly due to deliberate user spam.[3][4]
Boards
The Swinny's administration likes to experiment with boards, adding new ones and deleting old ones, so it may be hard to document all of them.
| Board Name | Board Description |
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| /g/ - General | Anything is posted there. Don't confuse with 4cuck's /g/, a technology board. |
| /q/ - Meta | Formerly known as /qsw/ his is where you can whine to jannies about the state of the site or something like that. Currently used for begging jannies to re-add /sph/ so you can make your 5245th "quote expose" thread. |
| /soy/ - Soyjaks | A board for posting soyjaks & soyjak culture. Flourished with activity since the Cacacaust and recent raids. Now without sharty metawhining! |
| /raid/ - SHADOW LEGENDS | Was made after Doll banned doxing on the sharty, is used for doxing or raiding games. |
| /asg/ - Shitposting | Formerly known as /nas/, this is the board for threads that are too poor quality to be on /g/. Effectively /g2/. Unlike all the other boards here, this one is considered to be useless by basically everyone. |
| /int/ - International | Used as the flag board, usually inhabited by /pol/ clitty leakers posting ethnicity bait. Sorta of a equivalent to /pol/. |
| /lars/ - Self-help | For jartycuck gooners to try to become white again or people asking how to become a gigachad with A10 eyes. It's actually pretty common to see people on there talking about diets and such, It was added to be the opposite of der sherdees /nate/ |
| /sci/ - Real Science | Board for the Science. Also a tech board. |
Archived/Restricted Boards
Boards which are either in an archived state or are only available to staff.
| Board Name | Board Description |
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| /arch/ - Archive | Archival Board.
Used to archive important threads as the Swinny can't use archival services like archive.js or megaladon.jp due to cuckflare. |
| /dd/ - Dungeons and Dragons | This was actually a board for users to test out Vichan's dice roll feature. The board was shut down & archived because the users learned you could launch thousands of dice and shit everything up. |
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"miscellaneous board" Used as a janny testing board. Later used as a bunker, now locked. |
| /J/ | Janny board |
Deleted boards
Most of these boards were gimmick or testing boards, a lot of them just keep weirdly appearing and dissapearing and are just made up sometimes, these boards are more akin to secret pages due to their weird nature and rarely even being accessible.
| Board Name | Board Description |
|---|---|
| /nigger/- African American Men | Board supposedly for Spadesons to blogpost about BBC n sheeeeit. Made for black history month last year and deleted on March 1st. Due to recent Chaddy raids however, mere existence of this board is widely disputed, snopes is yet to verify this board was even real. |
| /test/- Test | Testing board, probably was used for testing the MPA system. |
| /qa2/- Business Inquiries | |
| /bh/ - bharat | Yet another gimmick board, seems to have been added as a joke aswell, was added by freakin obsessed pakistanis or something ya kuch aur!!! |
| /mb/- Meatball Recipes | A hidden, active board dedicated to, you guessed it, meatballs. A popular running joke on this board is about a hypothetical type of meatball, called a "coonball"[Marge...], though nobody knows what this means. 1488 PPM |
| /md/- Media | Mostly video games and other digital goyslop. Since swinny is very much against FOTM and such there's no typical content you'd expect to see as autists forcing their obsession, there is some game servers usually unofficial but jannies seem to not mind, especially because there's probably not much things 5 random users will do on an unofficial minecraft server besides playing for a few days and leaving |
| /auto/- Cars | Board about cars, It was added because there were car guys who were asking for their own board. |
| /sph/ - Soysphere Drama | It was added as a containment board for people complaining about der sherdee n shieet. It was femoved because nuswedes would only posts on /sph/ instead of any of the other boards. |
| /mvtt/ - Mvttposting | Created by /int/fags to post hyperealistic amerimutts. |
| /hrp/ - Holocaust Redpills | Posting trvthnvkes (ev&oe we say fvct flvvd now oldsoi) about the holohoax. Originally added in response to one avatarfag who randomly posted Holocaust Redpill images with InfoWars tier walls of text in unrelated boards and threads. |
| /calm/ - Calm | Used for /calm/posting |
| /swa/ - Swaggers With Attitude | Basically supposed to be der sherdees /swa/. No idea why this was added because it was a random SNCA hidden board with a post every few months |
| /i/- █████ | YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER |
History
Main article: Swedishwin.com/History
swedishwin.com was launched by Carl XVI Gustaf on February 22, 2024, with the help of yar. It was a splinter of the Sharty, although in practice it drew much of its initial community from the declining Shemmy. The site was intended as an escape from restrictions imposed by DOLL's administration, such as raid bans. Despite this, the Swinny quickly adopted strict rules of its own; at one point, even posting a coally nu-variant could result in a clittyban. Its niggerhell rules were gradually relaxed to something closer to Froot-era rulescucking, as Carl became less active and other staff members took larger roles in running the site.
Swinny Telegram chats / "Sverigram"
The Swinny operated an official Telegram group nicknamed "Sverigram", populated by several neo-foodists & gegbvlls. It somehow managed to survive and remain online for months after being overrun by telegrampedos, mostly because Carl was a DNB and did not bother to check it until his janny team cried hard enough. The announcements channel is the only Telegram channel remaining, which is read-only[5].
Swinny Wiki/Swiki
The Swiki was the Swinny's attempt at creating its own Soyjak Wiki. It was a DNB with barely any recent changes before it went down in 2026. Numerous articles were directly copied from this 'ki. As a result, there were only thre niche pages, one on Thrembochan, one on Skibidi Toilet and one on BLOGSPOT. The Swiki did not have good security when it came to editing and image uploading, and as a result, it has been a victim of vandalism, such as DNB images being uploaded during multiple separate raids against it. Swedes have preferred using SECApedia or even this 'ki in its place.
Conflicts and controversies
Blobpedo incident
A thread on the Boorum proposing the creation of a SoyBooru general on the Swinny was followed by several users being banned from the Swinny for alleged "raiding".[6] While disputing these bans in a Swinny /g/ thread, users questioned why a namefag known as "Blobpedo", who had reportedly received an R2 ban from the Sharty, was still allowed on the Swinny. Swinny staff locked threads about the dispute and banned users who continued discussing it.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Critics accused the staff of suppressing the subject because of their perceived hostility toward SoyBooru users. Blobpedo was eventually banned, but was unbanned the following day and "advised to stop avatarfagging".[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
Staff members on the Swinny stated they wanted to see the alleged loli image before accepting it had been posted. The image had already been deleted from the Sharty's servers, making the allegation difficult to verify, and therefore complicating the controversy. Critics argued that requiring the deleted image as proof was unreasonable and inconsistent with how imageboards normally handle illegal-content spam, as such illegal materials are not retained for merely justifying the banning of a poster.
Sharty raid
On March 17, 2024, the Sharty raided the Swinny. All of the posts were deleted except the one that stole their 3000 GET, after which the poster was promptly clittybanned.
Pixel Planet raid
During a Pixel Planet raid, the Swinny built a poor imitation of the Sharty's mural near the spawn on pixelplanet.fun. The mural was far from complete from their planned template.
On July 24, 2025, a /soy/ thread would be made with the goal of griefing the Swinny's mural.[7] On July 26, the majority of the mural was griefed and replaced with DOLL smoking a cigar, an ad for the IRC, Maya, and the Swinny's link being changed to the Wikipedia link for the word "Faggot" (later changed to gooning)
Culture
The Swinny's culture is shaped by its Coal List[1] and other strict rules[8]. Content such as NAS, furry content, satanism, and My Little Pony is prohibited, as is namefagging. These restrictions distinguish the Swinny from other splinters and form its principal niche. Detractors describe the Swinny as "neo-Frootist", and dismiss supporters of its rules and culture as moralfags, while supporters praise the same strictness as the work of moralGODS.
Discussion on the Swinny frequently concerns soyjak.party, its past and present administrations, soyteens, and disputes elsewhere in the Soysphere or other splinters. Detractors characterize the Swinny as having an obsession with the Sharty and accuse the site of rulescucking, while Swinny users present it as a stricter alternative for discussing and criticizing the Sharty.
The Swinny has periodically received an influx of users banished from the Sharty. This has contributed to its reputation as a gathering place for Sharty outcasts. However, not all users of the Swinny are banned from the Sharty; some participate on both sites, or prefer the Swinny independently of any ban.
Original content
The Swinny has produced original content, and has also engaged in lots of LARPing that revolves around their identity. Most Swinny OC has to do with the site's meta.
Index and Çoot
Index is a fictional Swinny admin akin to Admin 6. Unlike Admin 6, Index is portrayed as already being present on the Swinny rather than becoming its admin in the future. Users blame him for everything that goes wrong with the site, even though ownership remains unchanged.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
He may be the most margerald character among nuswedes who don't seem to get the joke. Nuswedes often mix up the timeline, confusing who Index is now with who he becomes after the accident, when he ultimately destroys the Swinny once and for all.
Çoot was a smaller, fictional character who served as Index's nemesis. He is not to be confused with Quote or Soot, despite the similarities between their names.
Fortune
CANNOT PREDICT NOW
"Fortune" is an email field option that works like a Magic 8 Ball, giving a random answer to your question; it was added alongside Dice. Fortune is the closest thing the Swinny has to a nameroll. Its responses are often met with users blaming Index or arguing that Fortune is sentient. Some, however, think Fortune has zero traces of sentience. Fortune is prone to being spammed in SNCA threads.
Fortune has also been personified as an obese male wearing a red fedora and matching red suit. Some non-schizos have stated that Fortune is Index's lackey, however this claim has not been proven and you will not research this further.
Nuswedes
Nuswedes, also known as shartycucks or shittycucks by detractors, are the Swinny's equivalent of Nusois. Following the site's growth and arrival of many immigrants from the Sharty, the term was coined. Most Nuswedes are accepted, however some retain habits associated with Sharty culture.
Nusweden are known to:
- Metawhine: Many nuswedes moved to the Swinny to escape Quote's administration, only to continue complaining about the community they left.
- This led to swedes metawhining about their metawhining.
- Use >nusois: most common word used by nuswedes to make fun of nuswedes.
- Swedes may respond by reminding them that they are the newcomers.
- The term may also refer to users who are new to the Soysphere generally.
- Complain about the PPH: Nuswedes frequently complain about the site's relative low activity rate.
- Getting confused: Since they are really new to the site, they get confused about certain things that are exclusive to the Swinny.
Lars
Nate was used by the Swinny for their own version, Lars. This resulted in many accusing the Swinny for stealing from the Sharty.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
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The first Lars, his name was originally Mate
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NeutralLars
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Lars's little brother Thunberg
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Lar's cousin
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And of course, Lars himself.
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The Swinnycuck [Marge, when did they leak 'P?]
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Another slopjak
![The Swinnycuck [Marge, when did they leak 'P?]](/File:Swinnycuck.png)
Tyrone
Although Tyrone is already a character outside of the Swinny, Swedes have invented their own culture around him, which consists mostly of AI videos and funny posts making fun of niggers. Tyrone is probably the leakiest character on the Swinny.
He is best known for:
- Leaking about crakkkas,
- Being considered Aryan despite the high concentration of melanin in his skin,
- Participating in TTD,
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>Watchu sayin' crakkkas abou' us african american?
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>I am in complete awe….
>Thank you wypipo.
Other OC
- Redtexting - Redtexting occurs when a janny bans a user. Although most are well acquainted with (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), on the Swinny the text can be edited and Swinny jannies often use this to leave custom joke ban messages under posts, which has become part of their culture. Many of these "bans" only last for one second and are issued solely for humor. (do not criticize the swinny rulecuckery)
- Embedding swedishwin.com links - Swinny users sometime embeds links to the site in their 'tosses due to some obsessed faggots stealing their content. This became common after Sharty users began reposting Swinny OC onto SoyBooru.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Their solution was to watermark their content as a counter-measure.
- Minecraft - Minecraft is Swedish, so Swedes love it and sometimes play it together. The Swinny used to have colonies on the server "earthpol", such as Soyrusalem and Swinacht.
- Vintage Story - A Minecraft-inspired game that just happens to be popular on the Swinny. It is discussed less often than Minecraft but remains notable.
- Swedish accessory theming: Many things on the Swinny are reimagined as Swedish. Soyjaks receive Swedish accessories, jannies are portrayed as Swedish police officers, text is stylized to appear Swedish, and blue and yellow are commonly used in OC. Other recurring jokes include worshipping The Swede[Marge...], hating Norway, and referring to failures as "nails" or "Norwegian fails", among many others.
- Dice - Dice is another email field option. It was designed for rolling outcomes in adventure threads similarly to D&D, though this never caught on. Strangely, this feature was not available on the /dd/ board, and it was added around April Fools' day, possibly as a joke or as an attempt to encourage adventure threads. Some schizos consider Dice superior to fortune because Fortune is pro-Index.
Gallery of Media Pending and Povos
Simillarly to the Sharty, the Swinny has their own selection of custom MPA images for various boards.
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The classic, no need to explain it.
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Same function as the classic, except it's exclusive to /soy/.
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Appears when your media is denied or a janny deletes your file.
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Spoilered file, when clicked it shows the embedded file. But something to note is that /soy/ has a different image for spoilered files.
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Appears when you post Poopson or another cognitohazard. This doesn't exist take ur Meds schizo
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Opposite version of MPA, used in the alternative anti-matter universe.
See also
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://swedishwin.com/coal.html
- ↑ https://swedishwin.com/rules.html#:~:text=NO%20NAMEFAGGING
- ↑ File:IT'S 1488.PNG
- ↑ https://archive.ph/oY1os
- ↑ https://swedishwin.com/contact.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1805-19/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/24047
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0726-1717-15/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12310544.html
- ↑ https://swedishwin.com/rules.html
