2025 Nuvariant War
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2025 Nuvariant War was coal.| 2025 Nuvariant War | ||||||||
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| Part of shit nobody cares about | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
 Catjak spammer |
 Jared spammer |
 Vlodson spammer | ||||||
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| One samefag | One samefag | One samefag, along with baiters | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
| Weeks of dusty nuvariants spammed, many 'teens baited. | ||||||||
The 2025 Nuvariant War was a conflict where many nuvariants got created (even though most existed before the war) and forced on the /soy/ 'log. The most commonly posted variants in this war were Catjak, Vlodson, and Jared.
History[edit | edit source]
The initial nuvariants which started this all were Vlodson and Jared. Vlodson had appeared earlier, weeks before Jared, to almost universal condemnation from 'teens. During the next days, the Vlodson and Jared posters would occasionally force their variants. August 15 marked the first appearance of Catjak in months on the 'log, and in the Morning of August 17th, the Jared spammer and the Vlodson spammer would engage in a pseudo-catty duel, calling the other 'teens variant coal and theirs gem. Nobody really cared about this or enjoyed the shitflinging ironically, until other 'teens took this as a chance to spam their SNCA nuvariants, marking this as the official start of the war. Nobody would care and /soy/ would be better off if all these fags were banned for avatarfagging. As the weeks went on, the original spammers seemingly lost their drive to force their nuvariants, leaving an opening for baiters to use them to get tens of reppeys from nusois near the end of the war. Eventually, the spam ended as the same baiters switched to posting soyjak porn and gooner threads, leaving nobody to use the nuvariants. It is expected that these variants will reappear time from time, much in the same way Lennonjak did.
Alliances[edit | edit source]
It seems that based on interactions on the /soy/ 'log, the Catjak spammer seems to be very passive torwards other spammers like the Vlodson and Jared spammer. The Jared and Vlodson spammers have both shown to like the Catjak spammer due to his "high effort edits". However the Vlodson spammer and the Jared spammer are mortal enemies, and WILL fight each other when encountering each other. The Jared spammer REALLY HATES longjak as seen in the 'pasta he typed below.
Nuvariants Seen[edit | edit source]
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All of these variants are forced memes?
Heccin' downvoted! |
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| > | Longjak is fucking brimstone and you are the singular person shitting up the 'log with it. It has zero use cases, it's anti aliased to hell, and all of the edits you've made of it are extremely boring and repetitive. Nobody is going to look at longjak and be like "I'm gonna mock somebody and/or make a soyquote with this!!" because it's snca 'cordstone probably traced from a picture of one your literal who friends from a weird perspective that made the three-man groupchat laugh before being forgotten about forever, just like the shitty 'jak you made from it should be. Move on. | < |
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- Catjak: Shitty NAS variant traced from a cat, orginally made by a shemmy user. Quote's favourite of them all.[1]
- Jared: A feraljak subvariant who had ears and a flattened head.
Lolkek's favourite of them all.[2]taken out of context - Vlodson: A incredibly ugly NAS subvariant of nojak who looks like an inbred retard. Forced by an AMERICAN-Indian.
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CatjakWABAG Dox[edit | edit source]
On August 20th, a 'teen (probably one of the other variant spammers) posted that the Catjak spammer created a SoyBooru named "CatjakWABAG" on August 15th, a couple days before the war began, creating incredible amounts of Catjak edits in a very short amount of time. The 'teen posted the thread with the intention of datamining the profile to dox CatjakWABAG.[3] The claim that the Catjak spammer and CatjakWABAG are the same person are unsubstantiated, but it didn't stop someone from "doxing" xem.
Dox:[edit | edit source]
Name: Ian Thomas Milne
Age: 20
Address: 17 Cúil Dúin Row, Citywest Business Campus, Dublin, D24 X4HW, Ireland
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