Pepsi

>Though maybe you were looking for Pepsi47?

This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

This page is Brappy.Eat unos takis y drink un refresco before you read this page o algo

This is an actual ad for a non-sproke soft drink. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind this other brand's manufacturers that they do it for money.

>Coca cola tastes way better! Or something, yeah.

>I prefer cola than this o algo.

A photo of an average Pepsi.

Pepsi is a goyslop that controls the obedient goycattle ^{(just like CocaCola, and McDonald's)}aka amerimutts, or in more fancy words: "A complex mix of heckin carbonated water with high-fructose corn syrup ^{(or sugar, it depends of where you live doe)}, caramel color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, and """""""""natural flavors"""""""".

In order to keep controlling the goycattle: PepsiCo, The (((businesses men))) behind this globally wide spread company produces more types of variants of it's star product by default, in this list will include the main flavors sold currently in the United States.

• Pepsi zero sugar: The same as pepsi but with """zero sugar""" so fat ass niggas can keep drinking their heckin sodas without getting more Morbidly obese than they're already. (LIE!!!)

• Pepsi Wild Cherry: The most dominant fruit (permanent) variant on the US. It has a sharp, tart cherry bite and is an permanent option both in regular, diet and zero sugar version.

• Pepsi-Cola (but with real sugar): Nothing else to say, it's the same shit but with TRVE sugar or something along those lines.

Origin of Pepsi

It was created between 1893-1902 by a pharmacist best known for the name of Caleb Davis Bradham, working in new Bern, North Carolina, like many others of his era, he operated a soda fountain in his drugstore, whoever: in 1893 he'll create a concoction of sugar, water, caramel, lemon oil and others shits I'll not write right now because I'm lazy, nutmeg, and kola nuts to serve to his customers, doe at first he'll called it "Brad's Drink". However, in 1898, seeking a title that highlighted the medical properties of his drink, Bradham bought the trademark name "Pep Kola" from a competitor, but later he'll change it to "Pepsi-Cola" since he believed his drink was a healthy digestive aid, naming it after the digestive enzyme 'pepsina' (pepsin).

The reason why this page exists

This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

The only reason why this page was created it's just to keep mocking a turbo gooner gegbull sperglord: Pepsi47 . Who goons to yoshi because us WIKIDEMONS are also mega turbo spergaryandeities who loves making fun of others and love documenting raisin nophono fan cares about ^{(we just do, okay?)}

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  obsessed faggots, I think, yeah.
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  Ai generated gemmie of an amerimutt enjoying his Pepsi.

See also

• Pepsi47
• Sproke
• Goyslop
• McDonalds
• Yoshi