Glibblezorpson

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To be researched: is Glibblezorpson just something invented by someone when they didn't take their meds or a real 'jak?. Can (You) help us?

Glibblezorpson is a hypothetical soyjak of unknown origin. He was added to the nameroll by Quote on May 28, 2025.^[1] This caused 'teens to start investigating.^[2] Multiple representations of Glibblezorpson have been made, which can be viewed below.

Glibblezorpson was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Lore

The original source of Glibblezorpson is from ██████ ███████████ after a ███ ████████ in Area 51. Current investigations by soyteens prove ███████ might be solvable but it is undetermined.

Theories

Current conspiracy theorists claim that Glibblezorpson is the thremboth soyjak or the actual poopson, but these claims have yet to be founded on any real data. There have been many proposed nuvariants meant to be glibblezorpson, but none of these nuvariants have been proven to be glibblezorpson. Currently, the true identity of glibblezorpson still remains a mystery and it is even unknown whether he will be a gem or coal.

Furfag Glibblezorpson

Some nigger made a furfag version of glibblezorpson (which is basically a morbidly obese faggot cat with an orange hoodie) in June 2025. Starting around late September 2025, furniggers began to spam this furfag glibblezorpson and make infinite posts about wanting to fuck xim. This eventually led to some niggers even making literal porn of the furfag character. Keep in mind that this is not an actual glibblezorpson, as furfag glibblezorpson is NAS and glibblezorpson is a hypothetical variant, meaning that glibblezorpson is inherently IAS. This "meme" is literally just furniggers looking for an excuse to shit up the website. Some obsessed nigger ended up making an AI chatbot of glibblezorpson on Perchance.^[3]

Gallery

If you make any representation or find another one you should add it!

This one assumes he is an alien
This one goes more towards the surreal ijak style
The ████████████ one (more of a turkroach alien species)
The forced one (likely based on the rare n64 game giga)
Quite coalish and probably not our beloved Glibblezorpson
The gem that saved The Freeman
This one is an obvious ijak copy.
Glibblezorpson spotted in the wild by a unlucky camper.
Furfag glibblezorpson, one of the worst forced memes to ever disgrace this website