Glibblezorpson
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To be researched: is Glibblezorpson just something invented by someone when they didn't take their meds or a real 'jak? Can (You) help us?
Glibblezorpson is an extraordinarily lynchian vantablorpalge margerald from the intangible surface of Jupiter!| Glibblezorpson | |
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 Can (You) find it? | |
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| Origin | /soy/, May 28th 2025 |
Glibblezorpson appears to be a hypothetical soyjak, where he comes from is unknown but he was added to the nameroll on May 28th 2025[1] This caused 'teens to start investigating.[2] Multiple representations of Glibblezorpson have been made, you can find them below.
The original source of Glibblezorpson is from ██████ ███████████ after a ███ ████████ in Area 51. Current investigations by soyteens prove ███████ might be solvable but it is undetermined.
Current conspiracy theorists claim that Glibblezorpson is the thremboth soyjak or the actual poopson, but these claims have yet to be founded on any real data.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
If you make any representation or find another one you should add it!-
This one assumes he is an alien -
This one goes more towards the surreal ijak style -
The ████████████ one (more of a turkroach alien species) -
The forced one (likely based on the rare n64 game giga) -
Quite coalish and probably not our beloved Glibblezorpson -
The gem that saved The Freeman -
This one is an obvious ijak copy. -
Glibblezorpson spotted in the wild by a unlucky camper. -
Furfag glibblezorpson.
