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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/bp/-Soyteen War}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:/bp/-Soyteen War}} | ||
{{IRC}} | {{IRC}} | ||
{{ | {{Winraid|title=The /bp/-Soyteen War|successreason=/bp/ [[locked]], deleted an hour later.}}{{Infobox conflict | ||
|conflict=/bp/-Soyteen War | |conflict=/bp/-Soyteen War | ||
|date=February 15, 2025-February 16, 2025 | |date=February 15, 2025 - February 16, 2025 | ||
|place=[[bp/|/bp/]], [[soy/|/soy/]] and [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] | |place=[[bp/|/bp/]], [[soy/|/soy/]] and [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] | ||
|result=TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY | |result=TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY | ||
*/bp/ cattywiped and turned into /nate/ 2; deleted on February 16 | */bp/ cattywiped and turned into /nate/ 2; deleted on February 16 | ||
*Furries banned from the | *Furries temporarily banned from the Sharty | ||
|combatant1=[[File:4c0a13e1da43b77d82683eaaa87a1e1d6.png|24px]] [[ | *Gas stations closed, starting the Soyl Crisis (unfortunately) | ||
|combatant1=[[File:4c0a13e1da43b77d82683eaaa87a1e1d6.png|24px]] [[Bp/|/bp/]] | |||
[[File:BoboTheShartyJanny.png|24px]] [[Bait]]ers | [[File:BoboTheShartyJanny.png|24px]] [[Bait]]ers | ||
Oil companies | |||
|combatant2=[[File:That one fucking picture of nate being a smug little bastard.png|24px]] [[soy/|/soy/]] | |combatant2=[[File:That one fucking picture of nate being a smug little bastard.png|24px]] [[soy/|/soy/]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Goldbackro2.png|24px]] [[dem/|/dem/]] | ||
[[File:Minecraft-diamond.png|24px]] {{Redglow|The Second Force}} | |||
[[File:muscular chud jesus.png|24px]] [[chr/-/bp/ War|Remnants of /chr/]] | [[File:muscular chud jesus.png|24px]] [[chr/-/bp/ War|Remnants of /chr/]] | ||
[[irc.soyjak.st|Anti-iOS Tap Water Squad]] | [[irc.soyjak.st|Anti-iOS Tap Water Squad]] | ||
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[[File:Wholesomejak janny.gif|24px]] [[Jannies]] | [[File:Wholesomejak janny.gif|24px]] [[Jannies]] | ||
Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]] | Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]] and also attentionwhoring name/avatarfags | ||
|commander1=[[File:Discord.png|24px]] [[Discord]] | |commander1=[[File:Discord.png|24px]] [[Discord]] | ||
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[[Slvt4BIBISI]] | [[Slvt4BIBISI]] | ||
|commander2=[[File:Froot | |commander2=[[File:Froot.png|24px]] [[FRQQT]] | ||
[[File:9a0c.png|24px]] [[9a0c]] | [[File:9a0c.png|24px]] [[9a0c]] | ||
[[File:83312 - SoyBooru.png|24px]] [[Nate_(Soyjak)|NATHANIEL FVCKING HIGGVRS]] | |||
|casualties1=Furfaggotry banned from the | [[File:Chud45005 other version.png|24px]] THE SPIRIT OF [[Chud45005|CHUD45005]] | ||
Some random namefags mane i dunno | |||
|casualties1=Furfaggotry banned from the Sharty | |||
Bipedal Animals subtitle deleted from /bp/, making the board exclusively themed around petroleum. Board turned into [[Poop 2|/nate/ 2]], then DELETED A DAY LATER ONLY LEAVING AN ARCHIVE BEHIND GEEEEEEEEEG | Bipedal Animals subtitle deleted from /bp/, making the board exclusively themed around petroleum. Board turned into [[Poop 2|/nate/ 2]], then DELETED A DAY LATER ONLY LEAVING AN ARCHIVE BEHIND GEEEEEEEEEG | ||
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Multiple GETs stolen by [[irc.soyjak.st|#soy]] | Multiple GETs stolen by [[irc.soyjak.st|#soy]] | ||
|casualties2=2 major GETs were stolen | |casualties2=2 major GETs were stolen | ||
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The mental health of at least one 'teen got buckbroken due to the stolen GET. | The mental health of at least one 'teen got buckbroken due to the stolen GET. | ||
}} | }} | ||
The '''/bp/-Soyteen War''' was a brief conflict caused by [[furry|furniggers]] stealing the 10000000 [[GET]] on /soy/ (the most important GET on the | The '''/bp/-Soyteen War''' was a brief conflict caused by [[furry|furniggers]] stealing the 10000000 [[GET]] on /soy/ (the most important GET on the Sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post. | ||
As a result of the war, [[jannies]] removed "[[Furfag|Bipedal Animals]]" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by [[SNCA]] factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the Sharty (yes, even [[nate/|/nate/]]) and /bp/ being deleted. | |||
<s>As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back.</s> The furniggers have given up trying to degrade the integrity of /soy/ even further than what it already is. Praise SOOT! All praise is to SOOT! As of now, they still try to pass off their furfaggotry as "bait" and have started to coal up /soy/ once again. Every post in support of [[9a0c]] will likely be attempted derailed by furfags. | |||
Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the Soyl Crisis. | |||
== Timeline == | |||
- /bp/ steals the get, soyteens see this as an act of TQTAL PERJVRY and immediately raid /bp/ | |||
- Rules get updated by 9a0c which bans furfaggotry from all other boards and change /bp/s ruleset to /nate/s, therefore allowed cattywiping and removed the flood detection | |||
- Catty wiping commences and several /bp/ GETs are stolen | |||
- 9a0c announced that the board will explode an hour later, after an hour passes the board gets locked and eventually deleted, therefore making /bp/ lose. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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===Images used for [[Catalog wiping|cattywiping]]=== | ===Images used for [[Catalog wiping|cattywiping]]=== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
KonqiOld.png|An old version of [[Linux|KDE]]'s mascot, Konqi. | KonqiOld.png|An old version of [[Linux|KDE]]'s mascot, Konqi. | ||
Kaiser shotgun.jpg | Kaiser shotgun.jpg | ||
Lime.mp4 | Lime.mp4 | ||
obliteratenigger.png|Tegaki | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
==The [[ | ==The [[Wikipedia:Casus belli|casus belli]] for the war== | ||
[[File:GET 10000000.png|325x325px|left|thumb|{{bantext}}]] | |||
{{conflicts}} | {{conflicts|The /bp/-Soyteen War}} | ||
Latest revision as of 22:10, 17 August 2026
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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ (the most important GET on the Sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.
As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the Sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.
As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back. The furniggers have given up trying to degrade the integrity of /soy/ even further than what it already is. Praise SOOT! All praise is to SOOT! As of now, they still try to pass off their furfaggotry as "bait" and have started to coal up /soy/ once again. Every post in support of 9a0c will likely be attempted derailed by furfags.
Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the Soyl Crisis.
Timeline[edit | edit source]
- /bp/ steals the get, soyteens see this as an act of TQTAL PERJVRY and immediately raid /bp/
- Rules get updated by 9a0c which bans furfaggotry from all other boards and change /bp/s ruleset to /nate/s, therefore allowed cattywiping and removed the flood detection
- Catty wiping commences and several /bp/ GETs are stolen
- 9a0c announced that the board will explode an hour later, after an hour passes the board gets locked and eventually deleted, therefore making /bp/ lose.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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50000 GET stolen by /swa/
Images used for cattywiping[edit | edit source]
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An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.
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Tegaki
The casus belli for the war[edit | edit source]
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